If this ain't wife material then idk what is: T-Mobile Wi-Fi  12:06 AM  a 6%  Absinthe 20  Tyler Junior College  4 miles away  Hello, My name is Absinthe I am 20 years  of age. I love to do people things. I like to  drink water, eat warm meats, and many  more. I enjoy the presence of humans,  and the noises they emit from their  mouths. If this ain't wife material then idk what is