"""Start the new? Start the new what? Alaskain Slamon? Is this a World of Warcraft character? I wanted to go in and say, 'I'm here to start the new, and I'd like to start it with your Alaskain Slamon,' "" said KC Thornton, an English professor who was thoroughly amused by<a href=""http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1097307"" target=""_blank""> this sign</a> in Valdosta, Georgia."