9gag, Butt, and Dank: SWEAR LIKE A PIRATE  YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON  SpringArrr!  Autumn Yo-ho-ho!  Summer :Ahoy!  Winter Bite me will ye?  YE THE FIRST INITIAL OF YOUR NAME  J: Pantywaist  S: Spider-kissin'  A: Pig Faced  B: Butt Scratchin' K: Nauseatin' T: Toad Lickin'  C: Chimp Faced L: Lard Brained U: Snuff Snortin'  D: Dung Diggin' M: Puppy Killin' V: Scabby Arsed  E: Bug Brained N: Nose Pickin' W: Worm Livered  F: Fork Faced 0: Grog Faced X: Screw Eyed  G: Greasy  H: Gold Stealin' Q: Peesoaked Z: Pants Soilin'  l: Ladder Suckin' R: Back Stabbin'  P: Penny Lickin' Y: Bug Chewin  YOUR MONTH OF BIRTH  Jan: Cockroach  Feb: Buttwipe  Mar: Gobshyte  Apr Wiggly Maggot 0ct Scurvy Baboon  May: Gaggin' Reptile Nov Power Monkey  Jun Spit Weasel  Jul Gutless Kidneywipe  Aug Son 0f A Biscuit Eater  Sep Spineless Bastitch  De Oyster Sucker Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ahoy! Ye greasy cockroach! http://9gag.com/gag/a7dnR4e?ref=fbp