"Text - shikarius: Dad's gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms: ""Ah, it's Shark Week?"" = ""Ah, you started your period?"" ""Harpoons on deck?"" = ""Do you have enough pads/ tampons/etc?"" ""Chum stocks are holding?"" = ""Do you need chocolate/ midol?"" ""Supplies are low cap'n"" = ""Yes, please."" ""What kind (of shark) is it?"" = ""How do you feel?"" ""It's a Nurse Shark"" = ""I'm fine/not bad"" ""GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW"" = ""FUCKING OW"" 2,768 notes"