Chipotle, Fucking, and Chicken: When I'm at Chipotle, I always wait until  after the employee puts the first scoop  of chicken on my burrito to ask for  double chicken  So the size of the 1st scoop isn't compromised  by the knowledge I'm getting a 2nd scoop and  now the employee has shown their hand in  terms of their default scoop size so they can't  play fucking games with my 2nd scoop Absolute genius!