and that 26 of these were over the age of 75 austins marketing firm decided to use snail mail to reach retirees in florida the letters would land in their post box said austin who also recalls inserting advertisements in the weather channel interestingly pets can be lucrative vote banks we have matched the dog license numbers with the voters list to get each voters pets name and addressed letters of appeal to the dog stating why he should vote with his master said austin who himself owns two hounds and hence knows the pull of such a personalized appeal firsthand still as much as you prepare crazy things will happen warned austin recalling a candidate who had been arrested for growing a marijuana plant in his apartment as a teenager and lost the elections because he forgot to expunge the records we also anticipate questions from the audience to prepare the candidate said austin but there is only so much you can do once a press conference with jimmy carter was going exceptionally well till the democrat decided to say that he was discussing nuclear proliferation with his daughter over breakfast that day she was eight people were pounding their heads recalled austin in a spiralbound book called incredible tales from the campaign trail he has immortalized such joys of politics in anecdotes austins favourite story is about the oldest senator 100yearold strom thurmond while working on thurmonds last election campaign a new joinee was asked to bring a banana to work every day he thought it was a joke but realized it wasnt when he saw the senator call for potassium in the singsong drawl everyone had warned him about you cant make this stuff up says austin you also cant make up trumps fence comment or that of republican candidate chris christie who recently suggested that giving women viagra pills will only increase lesbianism when such things happen austin knows that ratings ratchet up and media turns up for free but he suspects it will wear off i think paul ryan who was recently elected speaker of the us house of representatives will be nominated as the republican party candidate for the 2016 elections predicts austin who is planning to take an indian delegation to participate in the campaigning process this would have been the key moment of the session if not for an audience member who stood up in the end and announced it is good to know that a big mouth is not just an indian problem