more they seemed to have a good time but that was a conference and this is a doctorate from the prestigious university of edinburgh so im going to try to sound intelligent and insightful especially for you today one of the subjects on the list of five i was sent for my speech today was life lessons so for what its worth here goes let me start at the very beginning whatever i have learnt of life has been at the movies actually the first few films that i did in my career and their titles very nearly have formulated all that i believe one should pass on as life lessons to students of a prestigious institutions like yours one of the first movies of my career was a movie called deewana i fall in a love with a widow who i meet literally by accident in which i very nearly kill her motherinlaw i marry her not the motherinlaw but the widow the widow is not keen on the marriage because she still loves her late husband but she marries me anyway my rich mean father disapproves of this union and does what a mean rich father doestries to kill the widow i am naturally disgusted by his behavior and after a long two page stand off with him leave the house for good then for some reason apart from the fact that i ride my motorcycle without holding the handlebar i have an accident seeing me so forlorn and sad in the hospital bed my exwidow wife falls in love with me there is something about sick men that always attracts women to them the sicker the better then again by a chance of fate i rescue a stranger at night from a bunch of goons and guess what he turns out to be the original husband of my exwidow wife who hadnt died inspite of his inheritance hungry uncles best efforts evil uncle then kidnaps me and my exwidow now not so expresent day wife to get hold of his nephew i escape his clutches and come back with my wifes undead husband to rescue her by now she is strapped to a bomb and after a liberal round of fistfighting kicking and screaming the evil uncle is blown to smithereens by the very same bomb that he had strapped on status confused lady of the film but not before the sacrificial exhusband has done a kamikaze unstrapping his exwife and set the bomb off killing himself in the bargain all obstacles removed our hero lives happily ever after with his beloved wife im not sure why the movie was called deewana which in hindi means madness of a particularly niceromantic kind but i have a feeling it had something to do with the guy who came up with the plot so heres my first life lesson inspired by the movie title deewana madness of the particularly niceromantic kind is an absolute prerequisite to a happy