editor program note story contains explicit language first phone call going one surprising upbeat people got nothing bad say anyone willing bet million dollars happier think jersey shore threadbare people have a go at it think asshole charlie weis says booster ed duke of windsor cave in says know fact asshole weis laugh classic new jersey guy buddy years lunch late july irish tavern predict rod town called sea girt jersey shore weis edwards used hang bar back sidereal day edwards manages place normal mode conversation weis through enough know truth behind every prank talks time people reckon terrible start wonder wonders might true bang brother say loyal friend devoted economise parent good rib drink beer also knows top half r sum looks like years nfl assistant giants jets patriots four super bowl rings last three new england offensive coordinator helped design ferrari offense tom brady still crusade age thought one best minds football recent by success faded distant dot like one big cargo ships edge horizon lot public dilute two wrangle asshole one even spoiled profanity run around loser old boss giants billhook parcells famously said record says weis head coach notre dame kansas numbers generate impertinent news stories blog posts every year ones dollar signs schools fired weis mediate multiyear contracts still pay together dead money owe wei came one thousand thousand sitting home weis made million kansas million notre dame last twelvemonth made effect coach college football points correctly active coaches get extra money shoe deals tv shows last year salary exclusively made coaching kansas current coach kansas coaching notre dame current coach notre dame thing making living heat lamp sports especially coach record says actions say paycheck says quotes say things supply people believe almost deuce years game weis wants coach finish years left bad taste maybe football game rinse quietly put word friends nfl require coordinator season maybe quarterbacks coach listen wants establish still good coach besides wants show good man weis knows labels stuck approach story approached spill despite broker advice full stop described xii different ways kept hear help oneself find oneself powerful words understand started mean might explore let part bored worldweary charlie weis join board homeowner association serves commission board homeowners association florida bagel shop near home wellington palm beach county weis got fired kansas four games third season told wife maura pick move next incessantly lived wheresoever coaching bring competes dressage rider puts gymnastic horse precision crusade horse show every weekend live gate community design equestrian life share disseminate six horses four dogs cat type parrot called sun conure people walk sign weis loves wife tolerates horses dogs cat fan bird maura married years worked long hours years promised maura would stick close football worked long hr never developed falco subbuteo golf pisces the fishes play cards going retired says going learn handle retirement better scram dawn old coach habit ca break three times week maura sleeps push back beigel spot morning sitting recession table guy queens walks name tom