the delhi dudes road etiquette actually the total lack of it explained though we may not know who exactly coined the term baap ki sadak and in what context what we do know for sure is that it applies to almost all of delhis dudes consequently they also own the women walking on the road the auto driver who lightly brushed against their vehicle and will now get beaten up for it and of course the policeman who dared to challan them what the delhi dude drivesa rapemobile the reason why every delhi girls parents tell her to come back home before it gets too dark and why the delhi chief minister asks them to not be adventurous the rapemobile usually contains one or more inhabitants allmale of course since they usually rove around in packs the aforementioned pack will slow down the vehicle when approaching anything female pull down one of their tinted glass windows so the air is flooded with punjabi pop music beats and scream out aaja meri gaadi mein baith ja or other variations of the same either way when it does find you you better pray the roads not deserted or that youre at least five feet away from it featurestinted glass windows originally meant for protection from sunlight the tinted shades have proved a lot more useful to the dudes because as they say what happens in the rapemobile stays in the rapemobile disco lights heres some trivia a rapemobile can never have enough blue lights thats why you can see some on the bumper near the headlights underneath and even inside the damn car neon lights may not help you see better on the roads but they do provide all the aesthetics of a strip club to your set of wheels creepy rearglass sticker the indian version of the tv show pimp my ride is to add all sorts of stickers that proudly declare your inyourface ethnicity to the rear window these will be accompanied by pictures of tigers because everybody knows that tigers are badass and sometimes middle fingers some of the dudes even like to let out their inner shakespeare with quotations like risky after whisky and trust me i am flirt beacons we know it is meant to be exclusively for cops ambulances and vips but if you try to tell a delhi dude that hell probably beat you with the hockey sticks lying in his dikki how the delhi dude driveslane what lane delhis way of tackling lane driving is by simply pretending that there are no lanes while were at it lets also pretend that indicators were never invented its just you your gut feel and of course the horn you intend to destroy thepersoninfrontofyous hearing with so famous is delhis style of driving it even featured in the wall street journal in an article called india journal darwinian rules of the road which offered the useful tip using signal lights is prohibited for both