taking from the list of the most psychopathic professionals surgeons salespersons cops and the saintliest ones teachers therapists by research psychologist and author kevin dutton we give you our tongueincheek lowdown on how these professionals channel their crazy the psychosceo being the highest ranking corporate officer in an organization is no joke you have to be ruthless remorseless coldhearted and egocentric if that makes you a psychopath so be it success always comes at a price anyway lawyer if you argue for a living chances are you know how to manipulate and turn things around for yourself does that sound like something a serial killer does psychopath alert media tv radio incessant talking is a given in this profession you stop talking and you lose your audience that can make anyone a raving lunatic but we mean it in the nicest way possible salesperson in our heart of hearts we all love money and hate to part with it so if youre a salesperson who needs to sell five years worth of detergent to a housewife who haggles with the sabziwaala for three rupees you have the license to be a little psychopathic surgeon these people live for the bloodlust quite literally if holding internal organs in your hands doesnt make you a little crazy then we dont know what will journalist yes were in here too because were just that awesome another trait of a psychopath a grandiose sense of selfworth were also famous for surviving without sleep and on just coffee for days on end and our tolerance to stress and screaming editors is the stuff of legends police officer this is where the nonkilling psychopaths meet the killing psychopaths rapists murderers societydestroying scumbags who wouldnt become a psychopath if they have to be around them all the time clergyperson being the mediator between god and man does have its downfalls being a good person in the truest sense of the word can get a little exhausting and maybe psychopathic too chef chefs of this world have a big responsibility they have to eradicate hunger and they cant just put anything on the plate it always has to taste good even if its just made of spinach and broccoli plus spelling and pronouncing things like foie gras and caviar correctly can make anyone a psychopath civil servant they have to make sense of the governments policies enough said the saintscare aidenurse unlike doctors who judging by what weve seen on greys anatomy have no scruples when it comes to gossiping about hot office nurses while they have their hands jammed inside a patients thoracic cavity a healthcare aide has the conscience of mother teresa in fact a must on any young care aide enthusiasts resume is kindness even though many children born post the 2000s might not have heard of this word last used in the mother teresa era it seems the quality still exists among the care aide workers apparently they are the