tournament where you can make major parenting mistakes learn a lot about yourself and get an opportunity for a real life lesson on being cold tired and hungry and a jerk today my 5yearold daughter informed me she has a boyfriend and that this hooligan my words not hers is you before you try to tell me you didnt know that you were her boyfriend you can rest assured that i presumed that to be the case nobody would be so foolish as to court my daughter without asking for my permission first right an open letter to my kindergarteners boyfriend