in a shocking turn of events controversial aap mla and former delhi law minister somnath bhartis pet don has been offered a job by the central bureau of investigation cbi according to our sources the labrador is seriously contemplating the proposal as this would result in the release of his master and himself don has allegedly bitten bhartis pregnant wife lipika at his masters behest and this has stumped the entire breed of humans a cbi officer on condition of anonymity revealed the details yes we are hoping against hope for don to join our team in order to expedite the justice delivery process after he accepts the offer we would request him to attack all the criminals as soon as theyre arrested we believe that this is the only way forward to fasttrack cases in india on being asked about the details of the job offer he said although i cannot divulge more details about the offer but yes we are making arrangements for him to train our special 26 team comprising both dogs and cows starts to panic sorry sorry i didnt want to say cows gai hamari mata hai and i swear that i dont eat beef when the mocktale bureau visited dons place to know his thoughts about accepting the job offer he was seen holding a meeting with fellow labradors we assumed that he was arranging dog protection for his master somnath bharti but one of the labradors told us that the meeting is held in order to save the cbi officer who accidentally talked about cow and beef after our reporter managed to jump the fence he caught hold of don and asked him the most dreaded question what if he refuses the job offer would he be arrested to which he replied don ka intezaar toh gyaarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hai lekin don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai the mocktale reporter fainted and was immediately taken to a nearby veterinarian