june 2 2012 151 intro check out this weeks funniest craziest and buzziest quotes from around the world quicklist 1title cant miss him hes nakedtext cant miss him hes naked said one of three people who called 911 to report a brutal faceeating attack in maimi hes beating another man its a naked man beating another man another caller said rudy eugene who authorities suspect may have been high on a dangerous new street drug known as bath salts had to be shot four times by a police officer to halt the cannibalistic attack the victim ronald poppo 65 is in critical condition after police say 75 percent of his face was devoured by eugene click here to read the full story media 16456867 quicklist 2title gimme gimme gimmetext the standard greeting card with a check inside just doesnt cut it anymore for some high school graduates so theyre setting up gift registries instead the latest twist on traditional bridal or baby shower offerings that some say is at odds with traditional giftgiving etiquette when i hear people are creating registries for high school graduation i hear gimme gimme gimme as opposed to congratulations lizzie post greatgreatgranddaughter of emily post and coauthor of the 18th edition of emily posts etiquette they are absolutely not appropriate post says gift registries are intended only for weddings and baby showers a high school graduation party doesnt necessitate a gift at most id say it necessitates a card she said and if there is no party post says creating your own registry and sending it around to relatives and friends is absolutely incredibly selfish and greedy if you would like to congratulate the new grad in your life with a gift post suggests tokens from the college town or university to which the student is moving gift cards or asking the childs parents for ideas click here to read the full storymedia16468139 quicklist 3title trying to find validation in poker is like trying to find a virgin in a whorehousetext like moths to a green flame pokerplaying celebrities are flocking to las vegas to compete in the 43rd annual world series of poker wsop hoping not just to snag their share of pokers richest pot 192 million last year but one of 61 goldanddiamondencrusted bracelets which are to poker what super bowl rings are to football proof a player ranks among the games best braceletwinning actress jennifer tilly is competing for her second bracelet this year the world series of poker main event is the granddaddy of all games in the world fantastic like the kentucky derby a spectacle 7000 people hot girls in cutoff shirts all you need is cotton candy to make it complete tilly said so deep into the game is tilly that she dates a professional player and writes a monthly column for bluff magazine where in 2008 she announced prematurely her retirement from the game greatness in poker is an elusive dream there are too