not say etc 9 the un resolutions on kashmir mean a the new year resolve made by kofi annan to ask america what to do whenever kashmir is mentioned 5 the shimla pact means a pact by which a kashmir should be given to pakistan the coin should be specially minted for the occasion in any third country under close supervision by the inter services intelligence isi c all indians vote to join the balkans wherever and whatever the hell those are bloody cheek and as a result you know everything there is to know about the indiapakistankashmir tangle c tossing a coin with two heads so that if it comes down standing on its edge kashmir and the kashmiris are finally allowed to get on with their own thing according to their own wishes whatever the heck those may be the capacity to blow itself up before india can blow it up thereby making india look damn silly b pakistan is so broke it cant afford the freightage the capacity to blow kashmir up before india can blow pakistan up thereby making india look damn silly 6 socalled cross border terrorism is really a spontaneous indigenous phenomenon involving b there are only two nations in the world namely pakistan and america if the latter supports pakistan on kashmir c b the issue ie all children born in india after 1947 whose life philosophy religion political ideology education vocabulary hobbies eating habits and favourite tv shows are dictated by a single mantra kashmir from this subtract 120 the generals iq b asking for good old johnnie dawood walker indeed the coin should be borrowed from saudi arabia the coin should be borrowed from america c if vajpayee wants a good reliable bootlegger who can be depended on not to cut the black label with water from the nearest nullah let him find his own not just his words but the gaps in between the commas and the semicolons have been put under expert scrutiny to wring out every drop of meaning every scruple of significance b shimla should be given to pakistan there are only two nations in the world namely pakistan and india the capacity to blow india up before india can blow pakistan up thereby making india look damn silly gk or general knowledge is the order of the day b nicaraguan freedomfighters struggling for selfdetermination in kashmir