over the weekend which youll chance upon at the precise moment youre starving and at work its another thing completely to have great food in front of you and you cant eat itttt why because till everyone within six degrees of separation doesnt find out what a scrumptious luscious gorgeous spread you had for lunch at that pricey restaurant whats the point maya kapoor who works in online marketing tells us food porn is well and good when youre the one watching it but its really frustrating when its your food thats being clicked i have a friend whos obsessed with uploading pictures of goodlooking food online so every time we go out the minute our food arrives all of it needs to be sajaaoed together to pose for her camera for at least five minutes its just wrong for anyone to deny me my food when its right there simply because they want to click itfriendly advice food porn is a lot more fun when you can touch and feel look at your food take in its smell and taste close your eyes as you chew it slowly why hustle the hoochie mama on your own plate when theres always google for when you want to surf food porn4 dont be a selfiatch the mirrors of fitting room cubicles are so close to you that sometimes you need to step out to look at yourself in those big mirrors in the common fitting area but if i spot any screaming group of girls there i just walk out and put the dress back on the rack i cant wait for them to move so id rather come back later or even leave that outfit its still not as bad as standing next to fully pdaing bffs who think theyre in their personal bathroom says ayesha zaid a media professional whos she talking about selfiatches selfiatches usually hang out in groups of three or more in nightclub washrooms or fitting lounges of clothing stores as all three work different versions of a pout and take turns to click group selfies their squeals and the repeated motions of contorting their faces and shoulders in front of a mirror and then huddling up to see the results identify them from afar characteristic traits include hogging the mirror for ages so you cant touch up your cheek tint or check out how you look in a dress that youll spend a bomb on because hello haters theres obviously something wrong with you if the delighted faces of pretty girls storing for posterity and facebook how theyre killing it in that dress and spreading their girlfriendsrockforever vibes annoy you instead of filling you up with happiness and if you cant wait for your turn go home to your own looking glass biatchesfriendly advice click pictures of you and your girlfriends at home while dressing up for a night out when in a store remember even if youre buying that chesthugging tee the mirror doesnt