ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stockholm club have we got a special treat for you tonight were privileged to have with us a highly talented county and western singer all the way from exotic birmingham i know that youll give the lad a fantastic yorkshire welcomedont forget the first drink is on the housenow before all you geriatric parasites slouch over to the bar and start making your way through my alcohol id just also like to mention that there is a chance that some of my staff may turn into flesh eating zombies as the night wears on in fact i think i can confidently predict that most of you will resemble jackal stripped zebra carcasses before the dawn sun makes an appearance so please enjoy tonights live entertainment and drink like theres no tomorrow lets face it you aint going to be seeing itdespite attempts to quarantine the breakspear housing estate the infection has somehow spread further into the city whole neighbourhoods are falling to the undead plagueon the outskirts the staff and customers of the stockholm club have no idea that the moaning dead are slowly shambling towards them