you are vocal while lovemaking so is that a turnoff or a turnon for your partner if youve watched memoirs of a geisha youd know that japan is made of paper not all of it people are still made of blood gore and all that but every other wall door or screen you see in the movie are paper it seemed like a really cool idea where in one shot the director cleverly shows a silhouette of whats cooking behind closed doors but ill tell you where it all became a terrible idea for sure i could hear them oh the horror on the way back home i got thinking why did the noisy japanese people in the movie freak me out its nothing to do with them being japanese some of my favourite people are japanese honda aibo hello kitty etc so does it have anything to do with the movie being noisy no thats not true i prayed so what then as i walked to my woman i say this in the most nonsexist way imaginable i decided to be more observant in my intimate moments so here we are in the throes of passion back to the whole noise thing i concluded after extensive research over a period of months that we are a noisy couple and though the less coherent one of the lot i do contribute my fair share and most importantly i like her being vocal so why the earlier discomfort to study this phenomenon i decided to embark upon a study using the scientific method of injecting the topic into conversations with guys everywhere the data yielded was best when the pints downed were in doubledigits heres the nosurprise result all of them as in us fellowmanly men agree that nothing compares to yes many times over though there were some who admitted to shhhhing their loved ones in lifes finer moments further research was conducted to determine the latter brigade of men and the reason was simple really neighbours not just when youre the noisee but also when youre the neighbour theres trouble both ways if youre the noisee and the neighbours can hear you you risk offending them for a number of reasons they may not be getting any they may envy your stamina they might want to hear and not just watch the tv you might be upsetting their pets or children etc and if you are the neighbour you might be offended for the same reasons so here are the final results we love it when you love it so tell us as loud as you want sometimes when we shhh you just tell us you want the neighbours to know that we are studs there are some among us who truly may not like getting it loud and the silver bullet for that is headphone not for you for him tell him it turns you on and he wont ever take em off concluding