i think i am therefore i am i thinkin napalm silly putty george carlin the thinking persons comic offers a hilarious new collection of razorsharp observations on god language death pets driving food sports airplanes advertising news businessmen and much much more just when i discovered the meaning of life they changed it if people climb mt everest because its hard to do why do they go up on the easy side with a little effort oxen can be trained to genuflect and whistle softly in the moonlight how can it be a spy satellite if they announce on tv that its a spy satellite if people stand in a circle long enough they will eventually begin to dance guys dont seem to be called lefty anymore no one quite knows whats next but everybody does it i think it would be great if you could make a guys head explode just by staring at him am i the only one whos noticed that the lone ranger and tonto never got their laundry doneyoull learn what carlin thinks of saving the planet his suggestion for revamping the prison system and why he prays to joe pesci add to the mix the ten most embarrassing songs of all time the 20th century hostility scoreboard and people i can do without and you have an irresistible assortment of quips probes thrusts and verbal ordeals that are as smart as they are infectiously funny