As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her RICK
                         No.

               They are now standing near Father Falwell. Debbie is 
               approaching them with Mr. Thomerson. Mr. T. shoots Cole a 
               signal to up the ante. One of the young MALE CUSTOMERS approaches an attractive 
               salesgirl. This is DEBBIE THOMERSON, Rick's intended. She The Thomersons, Rick, Debbie and Ilene are just finishing 
               lunch. The DOORBELL RINGS. Mr. Thomerson gets up to answer 
               it. Standing there is Cole, wearing his tennis shorts. MR. THOMERSON
                         I know you're as unhappy as I am 
                         about Debbie's marriage to Rick.

                                     COLE
                         Yes, sir, I am. Debbie and Rick and her MOM and DAD are having a frustrating 
               game of tennis behind her parents' plush home. Mr. Thomerson Mrs. Thomerson are standing with Father Falwell. They are 
               watching Rick holding Debbie. He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. Mr. Thomerson serves the ball to Debbie, who hits it over 
               the net to her mother, who hits it to Rick, who slams it RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. Debbie picks up on this immediately.

                                     DEBBIE
                              (shocked)
                         Daddy? Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. Mr. Thomerson goes nose to nose with Rick. Rick is shaken by this. He shakes his head and wipes at his 
               eyes. Debbie's face is gone. He moves toward Tracey again.

               TRACEY RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. MR. THOMERSON
                         This is it. You're through. When 
                         Debbie hears about this she'll never INT. SUITE - MAIN ROOM

               Thomerson is trying to free himself from Rick's grasp as 
               Rick continues with his "hard luck" story. Debbie and Mr. T. have joined Rick.

                                     DEBBIE
                         Cole, what are you doing here? FATHER FALWELL
                         Flower Girls... Now Rick...
                              (he gestures for him 
                              to start down the 
                              aisle)
                         Good... Debbie and Mr. Thomerson.
RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. The girls all start to scream and carry on all over again.

               INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her They kiss, and the guys whistle in the background. Then Debbie 
               starts toward the house and Rick hops back into the bus. He Rick exits the theater with Cole. He tosses Cole to Chulo. 
               Debbie comes running behind Rick.

                                     RICK
                              (to Debbie)
                         Are you okay? DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. Debbie and Rick and her MOM and DAD are having a frustrating 
               game of tennis behind her parents' plush home. Mr. Thomerson RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Debbie... you're a hooker! I can't 
                         believe it!

               She all but jumps out of bed. arguing. Cole and Debbie enter the theater. They run down to 
               the front of the screen, heading for an exit. Rick enters. 
               He gives chase and catches up with Cole. GARY
                         That's more like it.

               The girls walk over to Gary and proceed to beat the crap out 
               of him. Rick is driving the bus with Debbie sitting next to him in 
               the driver's seat. The guys sit in the row of seats behind 
               them. Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. Rick stops dead in his tracks. He can't believe it. Debbie's 
               face is now on Tracey's body. DEBBIE
                         Ilene, are you crazy?

                                     ILENE
                         I know what I'm doing... Go!

               The girls run out the door. RICK
                         No.

               They are now standing near Father Falwell. Debbie is 
               approaching them with Mr. Thomerson. Mr. T. shoots Cole a 
               signal to up the ante. Rick opens the door from the bathroom. The lights are turned 
               off and from the flashing illumination of a neon sign outside 
               the window we can MAKE OUT the outline of Debbie's body on 
               the bed. Rick climbs over several rows and continues to pummel Cole. 
               Cole grabs a woman's purse and begins to hit Rick with it. DEBBIE
                         I don't believe you.

                                     RICK
                         You don't believe me? Okay, fine.
Rick's bus pulls out in front, accompanied by the cheering 
               of his passengers. Suddenly a stop light looms ahead. Rick 
               puts on his brakes. Both buses stop just in time. The kids are screaming at Rick to go faster. One of the little 
               boys looks nauseous as he clutches the seat in front of him.

               EXT. THE STREET - LOW ANGLE INT. RICK'S BUS

               Rick, is plowing into the cones and knocking them all over.

               MAINTENANCE TRUCK RICK
                         Thank you. We'll all keep that in 
                         mind. 'Bye now.

               Cole turns red with anger. loses Rick for a second. Rick jams on the brakes and doubles 
               back into the parking lot. Rick pushes them away from Gary like a referee separating 
               two fighters.

                                     RICK
                         Give the guy air. Everyone to a 
                         neutral corner. RICK
                         Cole, what the hell are you doing?

                                     COLE
                         She's mine!

               He drives off. Larry gets up and exits the room. PUSH IN ON Rick. He looks 
               after Larry, concerned.

                                     RICK
                              (to himself)
                         He ain't all right. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Close your eyes... that's it... 
                         There's nothing to worry about... I As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. Rick crosses to the stove. A small fire is coming out of one 
               of the frying pans. He douses it with water. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Say no more.

               The Manager crosses to them. RICK
                         Mr. Thomerson!

               Thomerson stops and turns to Rick. Rick starts to undress. While undressing, he takes on the 
               persona of Mr. Rodgers. He sings Rodgers' opening theme in 
               that same sappy, child-like manner of his. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         What a decision here.

               He walks over to the window. Cole follows closely. He's trying 
               to convince Rick to take the car. As the movie ends, Rick has Cole by the collar and is dragging 
               him out of the theater.

               INT. MALL OUTSIDE THEATER The two buses come zooming down the street.

               INT. RICK'S BUS Rick climbs over several rows and continues to pummel Cole. 
               Cole grabs a woman's purse and begins to hit Rick with it. RICK
                         So how's your wife?

               Larry stops walking and immediately breaks down.
The party is going full blast. Some other girls and a couple 
               of guys (hotel guests) enter the room and are quickly swept 
               up in the spirit of the party. O'Neill approaches Rick. COLE
                              (nearly hysterical)
                         The bachelor party's upstairs. They The party is taking off. The all-girl band is going ape shit. 
               The guys are dancing with the hookers. They're all moving in We SEE the police have collared Bobbie, Phoebe, Mrs. Thomerson 
               and the other ladies of the shower as hooker suspects. Our 
               bachelor party mob now charges down the stairs and out the 
               hotel doors. has been decorated with balloons. A sign reads: "Happy 
               Bachelor Party!" It looks far from professionally decorated. 
               Chulo frantically checks out the rooms. ILENE
                         Look, you heard what those hookers 
                         said. They were supposed to go to a 
                         bachelor party. They give each other a big hug. The hookers watch closely. 
               Debbie leads Tina to the other women. Everyone cheers Stan's good fortune. Kelley takes Stan by 
               the hand and leads him into the bedroom. Gary turns on a RICK
                         Not as much fun as the bachelor party 
                         the guys are throwing for me.

                                     DEBBIE
                         You're going to have a bachelor party? The girls cross inside.

                                     STAN
                         My God. Fresh meat. Let's hurry back.

               INT. BATHROOM - TIGHT ON LARRY Everyone starts to whoop it up again.

               INT. JAPANESE SUITE

               It's still a standoff between the girls and the horny 
               Japanese. As Debbie opens the door, her father walks by with Desiree 
               on his arm. Neither sees the other. Debbie enters the room. 
               She is surprised by the masses of humanity rubbing shoulders 
               with one another in the room. Mr. Thomerson can't believe the goings-on. People are making 
               out, drinking and dancing. He hides in a corner to watch 
               undercover.

               ANGLE IN CORRIDOR heavy duty metal kind hunters use). He looks up menacingly 
               at the hotel and spots the room where the party is going on. 
               He sees another hotel across the way. He gets an idea and The guys all but dive into the room. It is a two-room suite 
               with living room/kitcheonette and separate bedroom. The room Everyone jumps out from their hiding places. With our guys 
               is Gary and his team of FIVE PROSTITUTES. The party has reached fever pitch. Suddenly police SIRENS 
               pierce through the party sounds. Everyone freezes. We HEAR 
               the Hotel Manager BEATING on the DOOR with his fists. RICK
                         Well... twenty-four more hours to go 
                         and tonight we'll share with our 
                         friends and loved ones the joys of 
                         those last moments of singleness. He exits. As he does, our guys crowd around and peek through 
               the kitchen door.

               NICK

               We FOLLOW him as he approaches the girls' table. He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face.
RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. The girls all start to scream and carry on all over again.

               INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT The party has reached fever pitch. Suddenly police SIRENS 
               pierce through the party sounds. Everyone freezes. We HEAR 
               the Hotel Manager BEATING on the DOOR with his fists. As Debbie opens the door, her father walks by with Desiree 
               on his arm. Neither sees the other. Debbie enters the room. 
               She is surprised by the masses of humanity rubbing shoulders 
               with one another in the room. DEBBIE
                         Ilene, are you crazy?

                                     ILENE
                         I know what I'm doing... Go!

               The girls run out the door. DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. INT. CORRIDOR

               Debbie and the ladies run to an elevator. Debbie presses the 
               "down" button. and scream. They run down the hall to the stairway. On the 
               way Debbie notices she's passing Room 1002. She HEARS the 
               party SOUNDS inside. Cole stops what he is doing for a beat and just stares at 
               Debbie intensely. Then he returns to his work with a renewed 
               enthusiasm, chopping, slashing and slicing. PUSH IN ON Debbie. She's pissed.

                                     DEBBIE
                         No, not yet. Where is he?

               INT. BEDROOM They kiss, and the guys whistle in the background. Then Debbie 
               starts toward the house and Rick hops back into the bus. He O'NEILL
                         You got it.

               O'Neill crosses to Debbie. DEBBIE
                              (continuing)
                         You know everyone here, don't you?

                                     TINA
                         Yes. Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. As Debbie approaches him we SEE that he is butchering some 
               unfortunate friend of the forest on the table in front of Rick opens the door from the bathroom. The lights are turned 
               off and from the flashing illumination of a neon sign outside 
               the window we can MAKE OUT the outline of Debbie's body on 
               the bed. Debbie exits and we PUSH IN ON Cole. Something on his face 
               says, "Hi! I'm really out of my mind."

               INT. DR. STAN STAHL'S OFFICE - DAY Debbie and the shower guests are all in a state of undress. 
               We WATCH as they put on dresses and heavy makeup. Mrs. 
               Thomerson is still freaked out over her meeting with Nick 
               the Dick. We SEE the police have collared Bobbie, Phoebe, Mrs. Thomerson 
               and the other ladies of the shower as hooker suspects. Our 
               bachelor party mob now charges down the stairs and out the 
               hotel doors.
Cole runs out of the aisle as Rick climbs over people and 
               dives onto Cole, knocking him to the aisle. Rick climbs over several rows and continues to pummel Cole. 
               Cole grabs a woman's purse and begins to hit Rick with it. As the movie ends, Rick has Cole by the collar and is dragging 
               him out of the theater.

               INT. MALL OUTSIDE THEATER COLE
                              (screaming)
                         Rick... Rick... Goddamn it.

               INT. HOTEL SUITE - ANGLE - RICK RICK

               He begins to walk toward the priest. Suddenly, out of nowhere, 
               Cole appears at his side. RICK
                         Cole, what the hell are you doing?

                                     COLE
                         She's mine!

               He drives off. COLE
                              (pissed)
                         Rick, me and you aren't through yet.

               He runs off. A fight starts in the movie, also. The patrons sit calmly 
               watching the action. Miraculously, Rick's fight with Cole is He takes a swing at Cole and Cole swings back. Behind them 
               on the screen a man has come to the rescue of the woman. Everyone pelts Rick and O'Neill with more junk.

               Suddenly the door bursts open. The guys look up and are 
               surprised to see Cole enter. arguing. Cole and Debbie enter the theater. They run down to 
               the front of the screen, heading for an exit. Rick enters. 
               He gives chase and catches up with Cole. Rick exits the theater with Cole. He tosses Cole to Chulo. 
               Debbie comes running behind Rick.

                                     RICK
                              (to Debbie)
                         Are you okay? RICK
                              (continuing)
                         What a decision here.

               He walks over to the window. Cole follows closely. He's trying 
               to convince Rick to take the car. Rick and Cole are at the window. The guys are still trying 
               to convince Rick on his decision.

                                     COLE
                         I got the car only two months ago -- 
                         it's got -- Cole's Porsche parked in the hotel parking lot.

                                     RICK (O.S.)
                         Very nice...

               BACK TO SCENE COLE
                         I don't want any trouble.

                                     RICK
                         Oh, come on, just a little. COLE'S POV

               He's looking down his sights. Rick is the target... and an 
               easy one at that, for at this very moment Rick is crossing 
               past the window. COLE'S POV

               He has Rick right where he wants him.

               CROSSBOW TRIGGER

               Cole's finger squeezes off a shot. RICK
                         Thank you. We'll all keep that in 
                         mind. 'Bye now.

               Cole turns red with anger. Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams.
Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. Rick is driving the bus with Debbie sitting next to him in 
               the driver's seat. The guys sit in the row of seats behind 
               them. He looks to the rear and sees Rick's bus not far behind them. 
               Suddenly he spots something O.S. He grabs Debbie and runs 
               OUT OF FRAME. They kiss, and the guys whistle in the background. Then Debbie 
               starts toward the house and Rick hops back into the bus. He RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. Rick exits the theater with Cole. He tosses Cole to Chulo. 
               Debbie comes running behind Rick.

                                     RICK
                              (to Debbie)
                         Are you okay? THE SCENE

               CREDITS ROLL as Rick continues to sing in the driving rain. 
               Debbie joins in on the chorus. She loves her man. The guys exit the Baggage Area. Rick is pushing Larry who is 
               sprawled out on top of his bags in a luggage cart. As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her EXT. HOTEL - MORNING

               Our people pile out of the hotel. Rick, Debbie and all Rick's 
               friends run down the street. O'Neill, the best man, sees the car. He pokes Rick. He 
               indicates to Rick someone has arrived. RICK
                         Cole, what the hell are you doing?

                                     COLE
                         She's mine!

               He drives off. The kids are screaming at Rick to go faster. One of the little 
               boys looks nauseous as he clutches the seat in front of him.

               EXT. THE STREET - LOW ANGLE open and RICK STAHL, the driver, hops out. Rick is the life 
               of the party, even when there isn't any party going on. DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. RICK
                         Right... Think it over.

               He hops on the bus, closes the door and gently backs the bus 
               out of the parking lot. The girls all start to scream and carry on all over again.

               INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. Debbie and Mr. T. have joined Rick.

                                     DEBBIE
                         Cole, what are you doing here? He looks out the window and sees Cole standing next to his 
               transformed Porsche.

                                     COLE
                         Rick... Debbie is mine. She'll always 
                         be.
RICK
                         What the hell are you doing?

                                     LARRY
                         I'm trying to slash my wrists. He heaves another deep sigh and brings an electric razor 
               INTO FRAME. He turns it on and runs it over his wrist. Of 
               course, nothing happens. Just then Rick enters. Tim exits. Gary feels filthy. He rips open the cabinet, takes 
               out tooth paste and toothbrush and vigorously brushes his He's scared to death.

               INT. COLE'S ROOM

               We SEE that Cole's weight is pulling the bed to the window.

               COLE Larry comes out of the water. He gasps for breath and speaks.

                                     LARRY
                         I'm killing myself. He's panicked.

               INT. COLE'S ROOM

               The knot unties.

               COLE RICK
                         You're trying to kill yourself with 
                         an electric razor?

                                     LARRY
                         I couldn't find any razor blades. forgets all about dialing. He jams the receiver against his 
               nose and takes deep drag after deep drag. As Debbie approaches him we SEE that he is butchering some 
               unfortunate friend of the forest on the table in front of goes limp from the concussion. His body drapes into the tub, 
               head first. The guys have tied the sheets and blankets together and made 
               a rope. The other end is tied around Cole's chest. And that's 
               all Cole is wearing; he's nude. There is a pained, tragic and extremely stoned out look on 
               his face as he sighs deeply and then summons up his courage. 
               WIDEN as he looks down at his right wrist. Cole comes bursting out into the street. We can tell by his 
               shocked expression he doesn't like what he sees.

                                     COLE
                         Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. INT. COLE'S ROOM

               The bed moves right up against the wall under the window. We 
               SEE the end tied to the bed post is beginning to untie.

               COLE He starts to react from inhaling the powder. He puts the 
               receiver to his ear. He takes a deep breath and tries to He opens the blinds, revealing Cole's ass pressed up against 
               the window.

               WOMAN

               She screams, horrified. He takes a deep breath and submerges his head again. Rick 
               unplugs the tub and it begins to drain. He goes to hit the bell and to his surprise, his hand comes 
               down on something soft and mushy. The look on his face tells 
               us what it is. It's the "gift" Rick left behind. He's slowly lowering down the side of the building.

               INT. ANOTHER HOTEL ROOM Cole stops what he is doing for a beat and just stares at 
               Debbie intensely. Then he returns to his work with a renewed 
               enthusiasm, chopping, slashing and slicing.
WOMAN
                         Absolutely amazing.

               A Man who has taken a punch and has had his jacket ripped to 
               shreds doesn't seem pleased. in perfect sync with the actors in the movie. Rick hits Cole 
               with a punch that sends him backwards into several movie 
               patrons. The patrons are impressed by the realism of the Cole pulls up with a SCREECH in front of the theater. He 
               grabs Debbie and jumps out of the truck. He drags her into 
               the theater entrance. still frozen in a state of shock. The girls try to pry her 
               hands off.

               EXT. STREET CORNER

               Several HOOKERS are standing around. Gary approaches them. She and Margot start to embrace and fondle one another. The 
               girls watch in stony silence. Dumbfounded at what they see. Debbie into one of the theaters. The 
                         gang runs up to the theaters. arguing. Cole and Debbie enter the theater. They run down to 
               the front of the screen, heading for an exit. Rick enters. 
               He gives chase and catches up with Cole. The girls screech and jump around, hugging each other in 
               sheer joy. A MALE CUSTOMER, moved by this outpouring of Gary, beaten up, his clothes ripped, stands amidst the guys.

                                     RICK
                         Hookers beat you up?

                                     GARY
                         Yes. Rick climbs over several rows and continues to pummel Cole. 
               Cole grabs a woman's purse and begins to hit Rick with it. He takes a swing at Cole and Cole swings back. Behind them 
               on the screen a man has come to the rescue of the woman. As Rick and O'Neill continue mugging like two 12-year-olds 
               in a photo booth, the Woman takes her child and exits. A few 
               beats pass and the guys notice they're alone. GARY
                         That's more like it.

               The girls walk over to Gary and proceed to beat the crap out 
               of him. and park it on an end table. Now OUT OF SIGHT, the girls 
               watch for a beat. Then we hear the WHIRRING of Darlene's then lifts up the toilet seat, lifts up her dress and proceeds 
               to pee. She is a man. Gary is stunned. His jaw drops open. A fight starts in the movie, also. The patrons sit calmly 
               watching the action. Miraculously, Rick's fight with Cole is The girls cross inside.

                                     STAN
                         My God. Fresh meat. Let's hurry back.

               INT. BATHROOM - TIGHT ON LARRY As the movie ends, Rick has Cole by the collar and is dragging 
               him out of the theater.

               INT. MALL OUTSIDE THEATER Everyone starts to whoop it up again.

               INT. JAPANESE SUITE

               It's still a standoff between the girls and the horny 
               Japanese. There is a beat, and then Robert falls INTO FRAME, still 
               holding the cigarette lighter, and the car Raul is driving 
               enters the lot and smashes into the side of the garage.
Rick is cooking dinner in the cramped combination kitchen / 
               living room. He has about five dishes going at once as he The two buses come zooming down the street.

               INT. RICK'S BUS open and RICK STAHL, the driver, hops out. Rick is the life 
               of the party, even when there isn't any party going on. Gary, beaten up, his clothes ripped, stands amidst the guys.

                                     RICK
                         Hookers beat you up?

                                     GARY
                         Yes. INT. RICK'S BUS

               Rick, is plowing into the cones and knocking them all over.

               MAINTENANCE TRUCK RICK
                              (continuing)
                         See? And these are not just ordinary 
                         party-goers -- there are professionals RICK
                              (continuing; 
                              philosophically)
                         Ah... youth.

               EXT. THE BUS RICK
                         Right... Think it over.

               He hops on the bus, closes the door and gently backs the bus 
               out of the parking lot. RICK
                         Gary, you're quite an animal.

                                     GARY
                         Screw you...

               The PHONE RINGS. We see their waiter, RYKO, a blond, tanned, muscular beach 
               bum who has definitely stayed out in the sun too long. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Say no more.

               The Manager crosses to them. unaware that the water is gone. He gasps for air as Rick 
               holds him up. RICK
                         Isn't he incredible, gets along with 
                         everybody.

                                     CHULO
                         Yeah, he's really got his thing 
                         together. Rick chooses a theater and goes inside.

               INT. MOVIE THEATER The guys holler and whoop it up as Rick puts the bus in gear 
               and takes off down the street.

                                                               DISSOLVE TO: GARY
                         Let's have a toast.

               The guys all raise their glasses.

                                     O'NEILL
                         To Rick. The kids are screaming at Rick to go faster. One of the little 
               boys looks nauseous as he clutches the seat in front of him.

               EXT. THE STREET - LOW ANGLE loses Rick for a second. Rick jams on the brakes and doubles 
               back into the parking lot. RICK
                         Because I love her. What can I tell 
                         you?

                                     RYKO
                         You sure? This means no more partying. Rick brings his bus to a stop and he and the gang pour out 
               of the bus.
RICK
                         I'm marrying Debbie.

                                     COLE
                         Michelin tires... brand new. A set 
                         of Sears Best metric tools... RICK
                         Cole, what the hell are you doing?

                                     COLE
                         She's mine!

               He drives off. has a clear sense of herself. She can also take a joke, thus 
               her engagement to Rick. RICK
                         Sounds swell... I'm really touched. 
                         And my getting married's not gonna RICK
                         Because I love her. What can I tell 
                         you?

                                     RYKO
                         You sure? This means no more partying. Rick joins the craziness. After several beats, the Woman 
               gets bored and EXITS the FRAME.

               THE WOMAN DEBBIE
                         And I want to be with someone who 
                         understands the meaning of the word 
                         commitment.

                                     RICK
                         I am committed. I love you. Rick grabs her; starts kissing her passionately on the neck. DEBBIE
                         Cole, I'm marrying Rick. STAN
                         Rick, marriage will be good for you. 
                         It's done wonders for me. RICK
                         Now, I want you to lie down and drift 
                         off to slumberland.

               He slowly lowers her to her pillow and tucks the covers in 
               around her. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. RICK
                         Deb, you is my woman now. I is yo 
                         man. No painted lady ever gonna come 
                         between us.

                                     DEB
                         I need you to promise. DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. RICK
                         So how's your wife?

               Larry stops walking and immediately breaks down. Rick's bus pulls out in front, accompanied by the cheering 
               of his passengers. Suddenly a stop light looms ahead. Rick 
               puts on his brakes. Both buses stop just in time. PHOEBE
                         What's happening?

                                     BOBBIE
                         Debbie's marrying Rick. FATHER FALWELL
                         So, Rick, soon you will be a married 
                         man. How does it feel?

                                     RICK
                         Innnnnn-credible! INT. RICK'S BUS - DUSK

                                     RICK
                         This is it, lady. Last stop. They kiss, and the guys whistle in the background. Then Debbie 
               starts toward the house and Rick hops back into the bus. He
As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. RICK
                         I can't do it. I love Debbie.

               He runs out of the room, leaving a very confused Tracey in 
               his wake. DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. Rick is shaken by this. He shakes his head and wipes at his 
               eyes. Debbie's face is gone. He moves toward Tracey again.

               TRACEY Debbie picks up on this immediately.

                                     DEBBIE
                              (shocked)
                         Daddy? Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Debbie... you're a hooker! I can't 
                         believe it!

               She all but jumps out of bed. DEBBIE
                         I don't believe you.

                                     RICK
                         You don't believe me? Okay, fine. RICK
                         No.

               They are now standing near Father Falwell. Debbie is 
               approaching them with Mr. Thomerson. Mr. T. shoots Cole a 
               signal to up the ante. Rick is snuggled cozily on his side of the bed, fast asleep. 
               Debbie is staring anxiously at the ceiling. After a couple 
               of beats, she tugs at Rick's shoulder. Rick opens the door from the bathroom. The lights are turned 
               off and from the flashing illumination of a neon sign outside 
               the window we can MAKE OUT the outline of Debbie's body on 
               the bed. RICK
                              (defeated)
                         What can I do? I'm dead. Debbie's 
                         going to go crazy and end the whole 
                         thing. They kiss, and the guys whistle in the background. Then Debbie 
               starts toward the house and Rick hops back into the bus. He He looks to the rear and sees Rick's bus not far behind them. 
               Suddenly he spots something O.S. He grabs Debbie and runs 
               OUT OF FRAME. Debbie and Rick and her MOM and DAD are having a frustrating 
               game of tennis behind her parents' plush home. Mr. Thomerson DEBBIE
                         Stop fooling around... I need to 
                         talk.

                                     RICK
                         What's the matter? DEBBIE
                         Your mother's not dead.

                                     RICK
                         Well, if I go back on my word, I'll 
                         kill her.
DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Debbie... you're a hooker! I can't 
                         believe it!

               She all but jumps out of bed. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. DEBBIE
                         I don't believe you.

                                     RICK
                         You don't believe me? Okay, fine. RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her Rick is shaken by this. He shakes his head and wipes at his 
               eyes. Debbie's face is gone. He moves toward Tracey again.

               TRACEY RICK
                              (yelling back)
                         Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do 
                         anything, hardly. DEBBIE
                         I can't trust you!

                                     RICK
                         C'mon, I knew it was you. RICK
                         I can't do it. I love Debbie.

               He runs out of the room, leaving a very confused Tracey in 
               his wake. RICK
                         Did I promise that? I don't remember 
                         that...

                                     DEBBIE
                         You're really pissing me off. DEBBIE
                         Stop fooling around... I need to 
                         talk.

                                     RICK
                         What's the matter? Rick stops dead in his tracks. He can't believe it. Debbie's 
               face is now on Tracey's body. Rick is snuggled cozily on his side of the bed, fast asleep. 
               Debbie is staring anxiously at the ceiling. After a couple 
               of beats, she tugs at Rick's shoulder. TRACEY/DEBBIE
                              (pleading)
                         Don't Rick.

               Debbie's face disappears. Rick can't take it anymore. The girls all start to scream and carry on all over again.

               INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Rick opens the door from the bathroom. The lights are turned 
               off and from the flashing illumination of a neon sign outside 
               the window we can MAKE OUT the outline of Debbie's body on 
               the bed. DEBBIE
                         Your mother's not dead.

                                     RICK
                         Well, if I go back on my word, I'll 
                         kill her. RICK
                              (to O'Neill)
                         You think the gods are telling me 
                         something?

               INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
The party is going full blast. Some other girls and a couple 
               of guys (hotel guests) enter the room and are quickly swept 
               up in the spirit of the party. O'Neill approaches Rick. The party is taking off. The all-girl band is going ape shit. 
               The guys are dancing with the hookers. They're all moving in The party has reached fever pitch. Suddenly police SIRENS 
               pierce through the party sounds. Everyone freezes. We HEAR 
               the Hotel Manager BEATING on the DOOR with his fists. record and everyone starts dancing. Larry is laying out drugs 
               on a table. They consist of lines of coke and various happy 
               time pills of all colors and shapes. Rick takes a look at Everyone cheers Stan's good fortune. Kelley takes Stan by 
               the hand and leads him into the bedroom. Gary turns on a from experience. What do you think 
                         they do at these parties, have tea 
                         and play scrabble? Everyone jumps out from their hiding places. With our guys 
               is Gary and his team of FIVE PROSTITUTES. ANGLE - THE PARTY GUESTS

               They all scream and holler approval.

               ANGLE - DESIREE He drops to his knees and hugs Thomerson's legs. The party 
               stops and everyone watches. O'NEILL
                         So, what do you guys think of the 
                         party so far?

               The guys toss sandwiches and empty beer cans at him. ILENE
                         Look, you heard what those hookers 
                         said. They were supposed to go to a 
                         bachelor party. Gary, beaten up, his clothes ripped, stands amidst the guys.

                                     RICK
                         Hookers beat you up?

                                     GARY
                         Yes. She and Margot start to embrace and fondle one another. The 
               girls watch in stony silence. Dumbfounded at what they see. RICK
                         Thanks, Stan, you've been a lot of 
                         help.

               Stan pats Rick on the back and dives into the festivities. heavy duty metal kind hunters use). He looks up menacingly 
               at the hotel and spots the room where the party is going on. 
               He sees another hotel across the way. He gets an idea and LARRY
                         Yeah. I see you're right. C'mon, 
                         let's party. O'NEILL
                         Reach out and snort someone.

                                     RICK
                         I'm saved. Let's party! Margot and Darlene start to sink to the floor, OUT OF OUR 
               SIGHT. Before they disappear, we see Margot take out her gum Jumbo has had enough. He backs Gary against a wall and pulls 
               a knife on him. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie.
He heaves another deep sigh and brings an electric razor 
               INTO FRAME. He turns it on and runs it over his wrist. Of 
               course, nothing happens. Just then Rick enters. had a lot of problems. Personal 
                         things, you know. Made some bad 
                         investments. At least now he's 
                         peaceful... Larry comes out of the water. He gasps for breath and speaks.

                                     LARRY
                         I'm killing myself. RICK
                         What the hell are you doing?

                                     LARRY
                         I'm trying to slash my wrists. There is a pained, tragic and extremely stoned out look on 
               his face as he sighs deeply and then summons up his courage. 
               WIDEN as he looks down at his right wrist. Milt casually takes off his hat and immediately sticks his 
               face through a nearby window, smashing it to pieces. He pulls 
               his head out, smiles and puts his hat back on. RICK
                         You're absolutely right. I should 
                         never have stopped to save that 
                         drowning infant. I'm just weak, 
                         Sister; I'm so weak. Behind them we can SEE Roberto fiddling with the lighter. 
               Suddenly flames leap out of the car, blowing Roberto ten 
               feet into the air.

               ANGLE forgets all about dialing. He jams the receiver against his 
               nose and takes deep drag after deep drag. Sure enough, Mr. Thomerson looks up and grimaces, knowing 
               he's been caught with his bondage down. He tries to say 
               something, but the boot in his mouth prevents anything 
               intelligent from coming out. There is a beat, and then Robert falls INTO FRAME, still 
               holding the cigarette lighter, and the car Raul is driving 
               enters the lot and smashes into the side of the garage. He's wearing gravity boots, hanging upside down, entwined 
               around one of the hookers. They're hanging there, making out 
               like crazy. Gary passes by. RICK
                         You're trying to kill yourself with 
                         an electric razor?

                                     LARRY
                         I couldn't find any razor blades. hotel manager, he'd be a mortician. He has a constant 
               expression on his face that suggests he's constantly sucking 
               lemons. Gary turns, almost collides with a garbage can, and starts 
               walking down the street. He passes a parked Porsche. After a Tim exits. Gary feels filthy. He rips open the cabinet, takes 
               out tooth paste and toothbrush and vigorously brushes his COLE
                         Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. The water has drained from the tub, leaving Larry high and 
               dry. He lifts his head out of the tub. In his state, he's He goes to hit the bell and to his surprise, his hand comes 
               down on something soft and mushy. The look on his face tells 
               us what it is. It's the "gift" Rick left behind. He takes a prophylactic out of a Trojan carton. He blows it 
               up. On closer examination, we SEE all the balloons are 
               inflated prophylactics.
He heaves another deep sigh and brings an electric razor 
               INTO FRAME. He turns it on and runs it over his wrist. Of 
               course, nothing happens. Just then Rick enters. RICK
                         What the hell are you doing?

                                     LARRY
                         I'm trying to slash my wrists. Larry comes out of the water. He gasps for breath and speaks.

                                     LARRY
                         I'm killing myself. RICK
                         You're trying to kill yourself with 
                         an electric razor?

                                     LARRY
                         I couldn't find any razor blades. Tim exits. Gary feels filthy. He rips open the cabinet, takes 
               out tooth paste and toothbrush and vigorously brushes his had a lot of problems. Personal 
                         things, you know. Made some bad 
                         investments. At least now he's 
                         peaceful... forgets all about dialing. He jams the receiver against his 
               nose and takes deep drag after deep drag. Milt casually takes off his hat and immediately sticks his 
               face through a nearby window, smashing it to pieces. He pulls 
               his head out, smiles and puts his hat back on. There is a pained, tragic and extremely stoned out look on 
               his face as he sighs deeply and then summons up his courage. 
               WIDEN as he looks down at his right wrist. He's scared to death.

               INT. COLE'S ROOM

               We SEE that Cole's weight is pulling the bed to the window.

               COLE Cole comes bursting out into the street. We can tell by his 
               shocked expression he doesn't like what he sees.

                                     COLE
                         Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Gary turns, almost collides with a garbage can, and starts 
               walking down the street. He passes a parked Porsche. After a teeth. He rips off his clothes and jumps in the shower and 
               scrubs as if he's scraping barnacles off a hull of a tugboat. There is a beat, and then Robert falls INTO FRAME, still 
               holding the cigarette lighter, and the car Raul is driving 
               enters the lot and smashes into the side of the garage. goes limp from the concussion. His body drapes into the tub, 
               head first. STAN
                         Afraid so. I did everything I could.

                                     LARRY
                         It's my fault. He's dead because... 
                         I left those drugs... Behind them we can SEE Roberto fiddling with the lighter. 
               Suddenly flames leap out of the car, blowing Roberto ten 
               feet into the air.

               ANGLE of Andy Granitelli. The nauseous kid is now turning a pale 
               shade of green. He moves to an open window, straining to 
               control the inevitable. record and everyone starts dancing. Larry is laying out drugs 
               on a table. They consist of lines of coke and various happy 
               time pills of all colors and shapes. Rick takes a look at LARRY
                         I don't want to talk about it. I 
                         love you guys. I love my friends.

               Larry reaches into his pocket, takes out a Quaalude.
RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. He looks to the rear and sees Rick's bus not far behind them. 
               Suddenly he spots something O.S. He grabs Debbie and runs 
               OUT OF FRAME. As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her Rick is shaken by this. He shakes his head and wipes at his 
               eyes. Debbie's face is gone. He moves toward Tracey again.

               TRACEY He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. The girls all start to scream and carry on all over again.

               INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT He turns to Debbie. He waits a beat and begins.

                                     RICK
                         Cheese. I love you more than cheese. 
                         And I love cheese a lot. Rick opens the door from the bathroom. The lights are turned 
               off and from the flashing illumination of a neon sign outside 
               the window we can MAKE OUT the outline of Debbie's body on 
               the bed. They kiss, and the guys whistle in the background. Then Debbie 
               starts toward the house and Rick hops back into the bus. He RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. THE SCENE

               CREDITS ROLL as Rick continues to sing in the driving rain. 
               Debbie joins in on the chorus. She loves her man. DEBBIE
                         And I want to be with someone who 
                         understands the meaning of the word 
                         commitment.

                                     RICK
                         I am committed. I love you. Rick is snuggled cozily on his side of the bed, fast asleep. 
               Debbie is staring anxiously at the ceiling. After a couple 
               of beats, she tugs at Rick's shoulder. DEBBIE
                         I don't believe you.

                                     RICK
                         You don't believe me? Okay, fine. Rick exits the theater with Cole. He tosses Cole to Chulo. 
               Debbie comes running behind Rick.

                                     RICK
                              (to Debbie)
                         Are you okay? RICK
                         I can't do it. I love Debbie.

               He runs out of the room, leaving a very confused Tracey in 
               his wake. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Debbie... you're a hooker! I can't 
                         believe it!

               She all but jumps out of bed. arguing. Cole and Debbie enter the theater. They run down to 
               the front of the screen, heading for an exit. Rick enters. 
               He gives chase and catches up with Cole.
Cole runs out of the aisle as Rick climbs over people and 
               dives onto Cole, knocking him to the aisle. As the movie ends, Rick has Cole by the collar and is dragging 
               him out of the theater.

               INT. MALL OUTSIDE THEATER Rick climbs over several rows and continues to pummel Cole. 
               Cole grabs a woman's purse and begins to hit Rick with it. COLE
                              (pissed)
                         Rick, me and you aren't through yet.

               He runs off. arguing. Cole and Debbie enter the theater. They run down to 
               the front of the screen, heading for an exit. Rick enters. 
               He gives chase and catches up with Cole. RICK
                         Cole, what the hell are you doing?

                                     COLE
                         She's mine!

               He drives off. Rick exits the theater with Cole. He tosses Cole to Chulo. 
               Debbie comes running behind Rick.

                                     RICK
                              (to Debbie)
                         Are you okay? RICK
                              (continuing)
                         What a decision here.

               He walks over to the window. Cole follows closely. He's trying 
               to convince Rick to take the car. COLE
                              (screaming)
                         Rick... Rick... Goddamn it.

               INT. HOTEL SUITE - ANGLE - RICK Cole's Porsche parked in the hotel parking lot.

                                     RICK (O.S.)
                         Very nice...

               BACK TO SCENE Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. CHULO
                         Out front.

               The elevator doors slam shut. Cole races out into the street.

               EXT. HOTEL As Cole rounds a corner, a tire comes loose and rolls off 
               the car -- thanks to Chulo's shoddy workmanship.

               INT. PORSCHE RICK

               He begins to walk toward the priest. Suddenly, out of nowhere, 
               Cole appears at his side. The girls run around the room in a panic with the Japanese 
               chasing them in very hot pursuit.

               EXT. COLE'S ROOM Our man with the cones is almost completely exhausted.

               EXT. HIGHWAY

               Rick is in pursuit, knocking over cones. He's almost caught 
               up with Cole. The vehicles reach the top of the hill. Cole grabs a sharp 
               left and pulls into a movie theater parking lot. The maneuver The kids are screaming at Rick to go faster. One of the little 
               boys looks nauseous as he clutches the seat in front of him.

               EXT. THE STREET - LOW ANGLE The sun roof opens. Suddenly Cole's ass sticks through it. 
               The Woman freaks out again.

               EXT. SPORTSCAR The two buses come zooming down the street.

               INT. RICK'S BUS
in perfect sync with the actors in the movie. Rick hits Cole 
               with a punch that sends him backwards into several movie 
               patrons. The patrons are impressed by the realism of the WOMAN
                         Absolutely amazing.

               A Man who has taken a punch and has had his jacket ripped to 
               shreds doesn't seem pleased. film's special effects. Cole throws a punch. Rick ducks. The 
               punch hits a MAN in the front row in the mouth. Gary, beaten up, his clothes ripped, stands amidst the guys.

                                     RICK
                         Hookers beat you up?

                                     GARY
                         Yes. A fight starts in the movie, also. The patrons sit calmly 
               watching the action. Miraculously, Rick's fight with Cole is He takes a swing at Cole and Cole swings back. Behind them 
               on the screen a man has come to the rescue of the woman. The crowd moves out of his way as the animal goes berserk 
               for a few seconds, then without warning collapses in a heap 
               on the floor. There is a beat, and then Robert falls INTO FRAME, still 
               holding the cigarette lighter, and the car Raul is driving 
               enters the lot and smashes into the side of the garage. She points O.S. to Chulo, Chulo, with tears in his eyes, 
               comes out on stage and, in a surge of emotion, picks Laverne 
               up off her feet and hugs her passionately. As he gestures for them to make their walk to him, a gust of 
               wind lifts up Father's cassock, exposing his bare ass. He 
               quickly grabs his cassock and covers himself. Mr. Thomerson can't believe the goings-on. People are making 
               out, drinking and dancing. He hides in a corner to watch 
               undercover.

               ANGLE IN CORRIDOR have been hung too high, so as he takes off his pants, his 
               underwear is exposed to the world. We PULL BACK, REVEALING arguing. Cole and Debbie enter the theater. They run down to 
               the front of the screen, heading for an exit. Rick enters. 
               He gives chase and catches up with Cole. Milt casually takes off his hat and immediately sticks his 
               face through a nearby window, smashing it to pieces. He pulls 
               his head out, smiles and puts his hat back on. Father Falwell looks on rather perplexed. Rick sees Falwell's 
               puzzled look.

                                     RICK
                              (continuing)
                         I was just saying grace. then lifts up the toilet seat, lifts up her dress and proceeds 
               to pee. She is a man. Gary is stunned. His jaw drops open. He heaves another deep sigh and brings an electric razor 
               INTO FRAME. He turns it on and runs it over his wrist. Of 
               course, nothing happens. Just then Rick enters. Their eyes start to widen like a child in a Keene painting.

                                     GUYS
                         Yes, go, go, yes, go...

               ON THE SCREEN ANGLE - THE CROWD

               They break into spontaneous applause.

               ANGLE - CHULO

               He is totally blown away. Behind them we can SEE Roberto fiddling with the lighter. 
               Suddenly flames leap out of the car, blowing Roberto ten 
               feet into the air.

               ANGLE
The two buses come zooming down the street.

               INT. RICK'S BUS Rick is cooking dinner in the cramped combination kitchen / 
               living room. He has about five dishes going at once as he INT. RICK'S BUS

               Rick, is plowing into the cones and knocking them all over.

               MAINTENANCE TRUCK Rick's school bus pulls into the yard of the auto shop. 
               Several Chicanos are working on various cars. Rick and O'Neill 
               hop out. RICK
                              (continuing; 
                              philosophically)
                         Ah... youth.

               EXT. THE BUS open and RICK STAHL, the driver, hops out. Rick is the life 
               of the party, even when there isn't any party going on. He grabs Rick by the arm and leads him out of the room.

               INT. HOTEL RESTAURANT RICK
                         Right... Think it over.

               He hops on the bus, closes the door and gently backs the bus 
               out of the parking lot. Rick chooses a theater and goes inside.

               INT. MOVIE THEATER Gary, beaten up, his clothes ripped, stands amidst the guys.

                                     RICK
                         Hookers beat you up?

                                     GARY
                         Yes. The kids are screaming at Rick to go faster. One of the little 
               boys looks nauseous as he clutches the seat in front of him.

               EXT. THE STREET - LOW ANGLE RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Say no more.

               The Manager crosses to them. INT. RICK'S BUS The guys holler and whoop it up as Rick puts the bus in gear 
               and takes off down the street.

                                                               DISSOLVE TO: RICK
                         Fan out and look for them.

               They all go running into various theaters.

               ANGLE - RYKO We see their waiter, RYKO, a blond, tanned, muscular beach 
               bum who has definitely stayed out in the sun too long. Rick and the guys appear in the bar.

                                     RICK
                         Ryko. Come on!

               They all disappear into the bar area. RICK
                         Gary, you're quite an animal.

                                     GARY
                         Screw you...

               The PHONE RINGS. loses Rick for a second. Rick jams on the brakes and doubles 
               back into the parking lot. He flings open the door and everyone but he and Rick burst 
               into the room.

               INT. HOTEL SUITE - NIGHT
RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her Debbie picks up on this immediately.

                                     DEBBIE
                              (shocked)
                         Daddy? Rick is shaken by this. He shakes his head and wipes at his 
               eyes. Debbie's face is gone. He moves toward Tracey again.

               TRACEY DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. RICK
                         No.

               They are now standing near Father Falwell. Debbie is 
               approaching them with Mr. Thomerson. Mr. T. shoots Cole a 
               signal to up the ante. DEBBIE
                         Stop fooling around... I need to 
                         talk.

                                     RICK
                         What's the matter? RICK
                         I can't do it. I love Debbie.

               He runs out of the room, leaving a very confused Tracey in 
               his wake. He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. RICK
                              (to O'Neill)
                         You think the gods are telling me 
                         something?

               INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. As Debbie opens the door, her father walks by with Desiree 
               on his arm. Neither sees the other. Debbie enters the room. 
               She is surprised by the masses of humanity rubbing shoulders 
               with one another in the room. DEBBIE
                         I don't believe you.

                                     RICK
                         You don't believe me? Okay, fine. Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. RICK
                         Cole. Don't you know it's bad luck 
                         to see the groom before the wedding?

                                     COLE
                         I want Debbie. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Debbie... you're a hooker! I can't 
                         believe it!

               She all but jumps out of bed. DEBBIE
                         Your mother's not dead.

                                     RICK
                         Well, if I go back on my word, I'll 
                         kill her. DEBBIE
                         Ilene, Rick promised...

                                     ILENE
                         Debbie, don't be naive. Men are pigs. RICK
                              (yelling back)
                         Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do 
                         anything, hardly. He looks to the rear and sees Rick's bus not far behind them. 
               Suddenly he spots something O.S. He grabs Debbie and runs 
               OUT OF FRAME.
Cole runs out of the aisle as Rick climbs over people and 
               dives onto Cole, knocking him to the aisle. Rick climbs over several rows and continues to pummel Cole. 
               Cole grabs a woman's purse and begins to hit Rick with it. As the movie ends, Rick has Cole by the collar and is dragging 
               him out of the theater.

               INT. MALL OUTSIDE THEATER COLE
                              (screaming)
                         Rick... Rick... Goddamn it.

               INT. HOTEL SUITE - ANGLE - RICK RICK

               He begins to walk toward the priest. Suddenly, out of nowhere, 
               Cole appears at his side. RICK
                         Cole, what the hell are you doing?

                                     COLE
                         She's mine!

               He drives off. COLE
                              (pissed)
                         Rick, me and you aren't through yet.

               He runs off. A fight starts in the movie, also. The patrons sit calmly 
               watching the action. Miraculously, Rick's fight with Cole is He takes a swing at Cole and Cole swings back. Behind them 
               on the screen a man has come to the rescue of the woman. Everyone pelts Rick and O'Neill with more junk.

               Suddenly the door bursts open. The guys look up and are 
               surprised to see Cole enter. arguing. Cole and Debbie enter the theater. They run down to 
               the front of the screen, heading for an exit. Rick enters. 
               He gives chase and catches up with Cole. Rick exits the theater with Cole. He tosses Cole to Chulo. 
               Debbie comes running behind Rick.

                                     RICK
                              (to Debbie)
                         Are you okay? RICK
                              (continuing)
                         What a decision here.

               He walks over to the window. Cole follows closely. He's trying 
               to convince Rick to take the car. Rick and Cole are at the window. The guys are still trying 
               to convince Rick on his decision.

                                     COLE
                         I got the car only two months ago -- 
                         it's got -- Cole's Porsche parked in the hotel parking lot.

                                     RICK (O.S.)
                         Very nice...

               BACK TO SCENE COLE
                         I don't want any trouble.

                                     RICK
                         Oh, come on, just a little. COLE'S POV

               He's looking down his sights. Rick is the target... and an 
               easy one at that, for at this very moment Rick is crossing 
               past the window. COLE'S POV

               He has Rick right where he wants him.

               CROSSBOW TRIGGER

               Cole's finger squeezes off a shot. RICK
                         Thank you. We'll all keep that in 
                         mind. 'Bye now.

               Cole turns red with anger. Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams.
RICK
                         What the hell are you doing?

                                     LARRY
                         I'm trying to slash my wrists. He heaves another deep sigh and brings an electric razor 
               INTO FRAME. He turns it on and runs it over his wrist. Of 
               course, nothing happens. Just then Rick enters. He's scared to death.

               INT. COLE'S ROOM

               We SEE that Cole's weight is pulling the bed to the window.

               COLE Larry comes out of the water. He gasps for breath and speaks.

                                     LARRY
                         I'm killing myself. Tim exits. Gary feels filthy. He rips open the cabinet, takes 
               out tooth paste and toothbrush and vigorously brushes his He's panicked.

               INT. COLE'S ROOM

               The knot unties.

               COLE goes limp from the concussion. His body drapes into the tub, 
               head first. There is a pained, tragic and extremely stoned out look on 
               his face as he sighs deeply and then summons up his courage. 
               WIDEN as he looks down at his right wrist. As Debbie approaches him we SEE that he is butchering some 
               unfortunate friend of the forest on the table in front of RICK
                         You're trying to kill yourself with 
                         an electric razor?

                                     LARRY
                         I couldn't find any razor blades. INT. COLE'S ROOM

               The bed moves right up against the wall under the window. We 
               SEE the end tied to the bed post is beginning to untie.

               COLE He takes a deep breath and submerges his head again. Rick 
               unplugs the tub and it begins to drain. forgets all about dialing. He jams the receiver against his 
               nose and takes deep drag after deep drag. He's slowly lowering down the side of the building.

               INT. ANOTHER HOTEL ROOM Cole comes bursting out into the street. We can tell by his 
               shocked expression he doesn't like what he sees.

                                     COLE
                         Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. The water has drained from the tub, leaving Larry high and 
               dry. He lifts his head out of the tub. In his state, he's Rick crosses to the bathroom door, opens it and goes in.

               RICK'S POV The guys have tied the sheets and blankets together and made 
               a rope. The other end is tied around Cole's chest. And that's 
               all Cole is wearing; he's nude. He opens the blinds, revealing Cole's ass pressed up against 
               the window.

               WOMAN

               She screams, horrified. We SEE Cole being lowered from the window.

               CLOSER ON COLE

               He's struggling, but can do nothing about his predicament. 
               He looks down.
Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. They kiss, and the guys whistle in the background. Then Debbie 
               starts toward the house and Rick hops back into the bus. He He looks to the rear and sees Rick's bus not far behind them. 
               Suddenly he spots something O.S. He grabs Debbie and runs 
               OUT OF FRAME. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         Thank you.

               All the guests go back to partying. Rick drops off the sofa 
               and faces Debbie. Rick is driving the bus with Debbie sitting next to him in 
               the driver's seat. The guys sit in the row of seats behind 
               them. The guys exit the Baggage Area. Rick is pushing Larry who is 
               sprawled out on top of his bags in a luggage cart. DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. Rick exits the theater with Cole. He tosses Cole to Chulo. 
               Debbie comes running behind Rick.

                                     RICK
                              (to Debbie)
                         Are you okay? He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. The girls all start to scream and carry on all over again.

               INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her The kids are screaming at Rick to go faster. One of the little 
               boys looks nauseous as he clutches the seat in front of him.

               EXT. THE STREET - LOW ANGLE Rick opens the door from the bathroom. The lights are turned 
               off and from the flashing illumination of a neon sign outside 
               the window we can MAKE OUT the outline of Debbie's body on 
               the bed. RICK
                         Oh... I got something for that.

               He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer. 
               He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head. THE SCENE

               CREDITS ROLL as Rick continues to sing in the driving rain. 
               Debbie joins in on the chorus. She loves her man. RICK
                              (his interest peaked)
                         What do you mean, it changes?

               Before Larry can answer they reach the bus where Debbie is 
               waiting for them. O'Neill points and Rick sees Debbie. She doesn't see them. EXT. HOTEL - MORNING

               Our people pile out of the hotel. Rick, Debbie and all Rick's 
               friends run down the street. arguing. Cole and Debbie enter the theater. They run down to 
               the front of the screen, heading for an exit. Rick enters. 
               He gives chase and catches up with Cole. The two buses come zooming down the street.

               INT. RICK'S BUS
COLE
                              (nearly hysterical)
                         The bachelor party's upstairs. They has been decorated with balloons. A sign reads: "Happy 
               Bachelor Party!" It looks far from professionally decorated. 
               Chulo frantically checks out the rooms. ILENE
                         Look, you heard what those hookers 
                         said. They were supposed to go to a 
                         bachelor party. The party is going full blast. Some other girls and a couple 
               of guys (hotel guests) enter the room and are quickly swept 
               up in the spirit of the party. O'Neill approaches Rick. The party is taking off. The all-girl band is going ape shit. 
               The guys are dancing with the hookers. They're all moving in RICK
                         Not as much fun as the bachelor party 
                         the guys are throwing for me.

                                     DEBBIE
                         You're going to have a bachelor party? "BACHELOR PARTY"



                                      Screenplay by

                                 Neal Israel & Pat Proft RAJAH
                         Big problem now. Soon they go to 
                         customers.

                                     GARY
                         I need them for a bachelor party at 
                         the Park View Hotel. COLE
                         Hi. I must have just missed my friend. 
                         He hired you for a bachelor party. COLE
                         Mr. Thomerson.

                                     MR. T
                         Yes, son, did you find out where the 
                         bachelor party is? We SEE the police have collared Bobbie, Phoebe, Mrs. Thomerson 
               and the other ladies of the shower as hooker suspects. Our 
               bachelor party mob now charges down the stairs and out the 
               hotel doors. RICK
                         Well... twenty-four more hours to go 
                         and tonight we'll share with our 
                         friends and loved ones the joys of 
                         those last moments of singleness. Everyone cheers Stan's good fortune. Kelley takes Stan by 
               the hand and leads him into the bedroom. Gary turns on a O'NEILL
                         This is your bachelor party. You 
                         haven't had sex with anyone yet. The party has reached fever pitch. Suddenly police SIRENS 
               pierce through the party sounds. Everyone freezes. We HEAR 
               the Hotel Manager BEATING on the DOOR with his fists. He is at the window, holding his crossbow. He is frantically 
               searching the bachelor party across the way for any sign of 
               Rick.

                                     COLE
                         Where the hell is he? CHULO
                              (warming to this)
                         Yeah, man. Let's throw a bachelor 
                         party with drugs, booze and broads. MR. THOMERSON
                         No?
                              (he points off)
                         That's his best man peeing on a tree.

               ANOTHER ANGLE ILENE
                         If I were you, I'd worry less about 
                         the shower and more about Rick's 
                         bachelor party. Mr. Thomerson can't believe the goings-on. People are making 
               out, drinking and dancing. He hides in a corner to watch 
               undercover.

               ANGLE IN CORRIDOR
RICK
                         So how's your wife?

               Larry stops walking and immediately breaks down. People begin to scurry for cover. In the b.g., under a tree, 
               we SEE Larry and his wife huddled in each other's arms. From 
               the way they look, they have worked things out. They pass an open examining room. Stan's wife, TINA, is also 
               a doctor and is examining an old man. She's not as tiny as LARRY
                         I hate her. I hate her guts, the 
                         bitch.

                                     O'NEILL
                         Larry, you and your wife got problems? FATHER FALWELL
                              (rapid fire)
                         I now pronounce you man and wife. 
                         Goodbye.

               He blesses them lightning fast and springs for his car. Ilene shoves socks in her bra to enhance her cleavage and 
               defiantly slaps on her new dress.

                                     ILENE
                         Brett, are you with us? Rick is shaken by this. He shakes his head and wipes at his 
               eyes. Debbie's face is gone. He moves toward Tracey again.

               TRACEY LARRY
                         She hates me. It's over. You'll see, 
                         as soon as you get married, everything Rick joins the craziness. After several beats, the Woman 
               gets bored and EXITS the FRAME.

               THE WOMAN Gary's "woman" enters and closes the door. Their eyes meet. 
               Gary takes her hand and kisses it gently. She turns away, RICK
                         Cole, what the hell are you doing?

                                     COLE
                         She's mine!

               He drives off. DEBBIE
                              (holding back tears)
                         Rick, you're lying!

               As Rick protests, she throws on her blouse and runs out of 
               the room. Rick charges after her. As Mr. Thomerson drones on, Rick shifts uncomfortably in his 
               chair, focusing his attention on Debbie, her mother and her STAN
                         Afraid so. I did everything I could.

                                     LARRY
                         It's my fault. He's dead because... 
                         I left those drugs... As Rick and O'Neill continue mugging like two 12-year-olds 
               in a photo booth, the Woman takes her child and exits. A few 
               beats pass and the guys notice they're alone. He opens the blinds, revealing Cole's ass pressed up against 
               the window.

               WOMAN

               She screams, horrified. still frozen in a state of shock. The girls try to pry her 
               hands off.

               EXT. STREET CORNER

               Several HOOKERS are standing around. Gary approaches them. The sun roof opens. Suddenly Cole's ass sticks through it. 
               The Woman freaks out again.

               EXT. SPORTSCAR He jumps on top of her and starts mauling her passionately. 
               Debbie snaps on the lights. She throws off her wig and she 
               and Rick come face to face. THOMERSONS
                         They fear the worst.

                                     MR. THOMERSON
                         Oh, God Almighty.

               RICK
The party is going full blast. Some other girls and a couple 
               of guys (hotel guests) enter the room and are quickly swept 
               up in the spirit of the party. O'Neill approaches Rick. The party has reached fever pitch. Suddenly police SIRENS 
               pierce through the party sounds. Everyone freezes. We HEAR 
               the Hotel Manager BEATING on the DOOR with his fists. RICK
                              (to everyone in the 
                              room)
                         Your attention, please. May I be the 
                         first to say, It's a raid! The party is taking off. The all-girl band is going ape shit. 
               The guys are dancing with the hookers. They're all moving in heavy duty metal kind hunters use). He looks up menacingly 
               at the hotel and spots the room where the party is going on. 
               He sees another hotel across the way. He gets an idea and Everyone jumps out from their hiding places. With our guys 
               is Gary and his team of FIVE PROSTITUTES. ANGLE - THE PARTY GUESTS

               They all scream and holler approval.

               ANGLE - DESIREE COLE
                              (nearly hysterical)
                         The bachelor party's upstairs. They There is a beat, and then Robert falls INTO FRAME, still 
               holding the cigarette lighter, and the car Raul is driving 
               enters the lot and smashes into the side of the garage. record and everyone starts dancing. Larry is laying out drugs 
               on a table. They consist of lines of coke and various happy 
               time pills of all colors and shapes. Rick takes a look at His window is right opposite the window in the hotel of Rick's 
               party.

               COLE

               He's pleased. Very pleased. He places an arrow into his 
               crossbow. Rajah is standing by the door. The arrow zips through the 
               room, misses everyone and lodges in the wall inches from 
               Rajah's head. He looks at the arrow and realizes he almost 
               was killed. STAN
                              (keeping it a surprise)
                         Oh... it's... er... the guys from 
                         the beer convention. We're bringing 
                         them to the party. MILT joins them. Milt is a massive hulk. A bearded exbiker. 
               He could have come out of an MX silo. A menacing mountain of 
               a man decked out in a cowboy hat. The guys all but dive into the room. It is a two-room suite 
               with living room/kitcheonette and separate bedroom. The room He exits. As he does, our guys crowd around and peek through 
               the kitchen door.

               NICK

               We FOLLOW him as he approaches the girls' table. He drops to his knees and hugs Thomerson's legs. The party 
               stops and everyone watches. RAJAH
                              (frightened)
                         Holy Dung is this thing! I sic Milt 
                         on you. He get back bitches. Me? I 
                         haul ass. RAJAH
                         Big problem now. Soon they go to 
                         customers.

                                     GARY
                         I need them for a bachelor party at 
                         the Park View Hotel. Everyone pelts Rick and O'Neill with more junk.

               Suddenly the door bursts open. The guys look up and are 
               surprised to see Cole enter.
WOMAN
                         Absolutely amazing.

               A Man who has taken a punch and has had his jacket ripped to 
               shreds doesn't seem pleased. He takes a swing at Cole and Cole swings back. Behind them 
               on the screen a man has come to the rescue of the woman. Gary, beaten up, his clothes ripped, stands amidst the guys.

                                     RICK
                         Hookers beat you up?

                                     GARY
                         Yes. Rick climbs over several rows and continues to pummel Cole. 
               Cole grabs a woman's purse and begins to hit Rick with it. There is a beat, and then Robert falls INTO FRAME, still 
               holding the cigarette lighter, and the car Raul is driving 
               enters the lot and smashes into the side of the garage. Jumbo has had enough. He backs Gary against a wall and pulls 
               a knife on him. in perfect sync with the actors in the movie. Rick hits Cole 
               with a punch that sends him backwards into several movie 
               patrons. The patrons are impressed by the realism of the Milt casually takes off his hat and immediately sticks his 
               face through a nearby window, smashing it to pieces. He pulls 
               his head out, smiles and puts his hat back on. Rick pushes them away from Gary like a referee separating 
               two fighters.

                                     RICK
                         Give the guy air. Everyone to a 
                         neutral corner. GARY
                         That's more like it.

               The girls walk over to Gary and proceed to beat the crap out 
               of him. Gary turns, almost collides with a garbage can, and starts 
               walking down the street. He passes a parked Porsche. After a The cops grab Mr. Thomerson as he tries to get out, and they 
               throw him in line with the others. Unfortunately for him, 
               he's standing next to Mrs. Thomerson. Cole runs out of the aisle as Rick climbs over people and 
               dives onto Cole, knocking him to the aisle. Mr. T. drills a wicked forehand shot straight at Cole, who 
               swings at it and misses. and hits the guy squarely on the top of the head. PULL OUT 
               to REVEAL that they're surrounded by dozens of tennis balls. The cops rear back for a run at the door. At that moment the 
               hotel door opens up and the cops and the Manager are trampled O'Neill, the best man, sees the car. He pokes Rick. He 
               indicates to Rick someone has arrived. marguerita, hitting Phoebe in the face. GARY
                         Your whores never showed up.

                                     JUMBO
                         They left an hour ago, pink nuts.

                                     GARY
                         Screw you! A fight starts in the movie, also. The patrons sit calmly 
               watching the action. Miraculously, Rick's fight with Cole is
Rick climbs over several rows and continues to pummel Cole. 
               Cole grabs a woman's purse and begins to hit Rick with it. RICK
                         Cole, what the hell are you doing?

                                     COLE
                         She's mine!

               He drives off. Cole runs out of the aisle as Rick climbs over people and 
               dives onto Cole, knocking him to the aisle. COLE'S POV

               He has Rick right where he wants him.

               CROSSBOW TRIGGER

               Cole's finger squeezes off a shot. As the movie ends, Rick has Cole by the collar and is dragging 
               him out of the theater.

               INT. MALL OUTSIDE THEATER COLE
                              (pissed)
                         Rick, me and you aren't through yet.

               He runs off. RICK
                         Thank you. We'll all keep that in 
                         mind. 'Bye now.

               Cole turns red with anger. RICK

               He begins to walk toward the priest. Suddenly, out of nowhere, 
               Cole appears at his side. Rick exits the theater with Cole. He tosses Cole to Chulo. 
               Debbie comes running behind Rick.

                                     RICK
                              (to Debbie)
                         Are you okay? COLE'S POV

               He's looking down his sights. Rick is the target... and an 
               easy one at that, for at this very moment Rick is crossing 
               past the window. Everyone pelts Rick and O'Neill with more junk.

               Suddenly the door bursts open. The guys look up and are 
               surprised to see Cole enter. RICK
                              (continuing)
                         What a decision here.

               He walks over to the window. Cole follows closely. He's trying 
               to convince Rick to take the car. A fight starts in the movie, also. The patrons sit calmly 
               watching the action. Miraculously, Rick's fight with Cole is Suddenly a Porsche pulls up between Rick and Debbie. It's 
               Cole. He reaches over and pulls Debbie into the car with 
               him. She screams. RICK
                         Thanks, Dad.
                              (to Cole)
                         Cole, go away. COLE
                         You guys are never going to get away 
                         with this.

               Rick stuffs Cole's underwear in his mouth to gag him. He takes a swing at Cole and Cole swings back. Behind them 
               on the screen a man has come to the rescue of the woman. COLE
                         I don't want any trouble.

                                     RICK
                         Oh, come on, just a little. COLE
                              (screaming)
                         Rick... Rick... Goddamn it.

               INT. HOTEL SUITE - ANGLE - RICK He looks out the window and sees Cole standing next to his 
               transformed Porsche.

                                     COLE
                         Rick... Debbie is mine. She'll always 
                         be.
Who does Debbie Thompson's father enlist to break her and Rick up? How does Debbie and her friends get even with Rick and his friends? What does Rick have to keep stopping Brad from doing? What happens when the bachelor party and bachelorette party meet? What happens to Debbie when the police raid the party? Where do Rick and Cole fight? Who drives Rick and Debbie to the airport? What does Brad use to try to slit his own wrists? What happens when the girl gets punched at the theater? What does Rick Gassko do for a living? Who did Rick end up marrying? What did Debbie's dad decide to do to try and break up Rick and Debbie? What did Debbie accuse Rick of? What did the parties end up becoming? Who botched his suicide attempts every time? What was one example of Brad's suicide attempts? What was happening while Rick was convincing Debbie of his love? Where was one location where a chase between Rick and Cole took place? To what did a theater watcher mistakenly attribute being punched to? Where does Rick Gassko work? Who does Debbie's father ask to break up Debbie and Rick? Where do Rick and Cole fight? What does Brad try to slit his wrists with? How do Debbie and Rick get to the airport? What happens to the bachelor party? What happened to Brad's wife? Who raids the party? Who gets punched? Who wins the fight between Rick and Cole?
Debbie's ex-boyfriend Cole Whittier Her ex-boyfriend Cole Whittier.
They have a party of their own They have their own party.
Committing suicide Attempting suicide.
The go to a hotel to have one big drunken orgy Debbie accuses Rick of being unfaithful.
Cole kidnaps her Cole kidnaps Debbie
In a movie theater Theater
Brad Brad.
An electric razor An electric razor.
That it was an effect from the 3d movie She thinks it is just a special effect.
He is a school bus driver. He drives a school bus.
His girlfriend Debbie Thompson. Debbie Thompson.
He solicited the help of Cole Whittier, Debbie's ex-boyfriend to try and win Debbie back. He gets Debbie's ex-boyfriend Cole to break them up.
Infidelity. Cheating on her at his bachelor party.
One giant drunken orgy. An orgy.
Brad, Rick's friend. Ricks friend Brad.
Slitting his wrists with and electric razor. To try to use an electric razor to slit his wrists.
The party was being raided by the police. The bachelor party is raided by the police.
A 36-screen movie theater. Movie theater
The ongoing film's 3D effect. The 3D movie effects.
As a bus driver As a schoolbus driver.
Her ex boyfriend Cole Whittier
In the movie theater Below movie screen in the theater
An electric razer An electric razor.
In a bus In a school bus.
It goes crazy and becomes an orgy It becomes combined with the bridal shower and both parties deteriorate.
She left him She divorced him.
The police The police.
A girl watching the movie A woman in the movie theatre.
Rick Rick.