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Context: Bob is angry that event X happened today. A series of unfortunate
events throughout his life led up to this crappy day, and thus he thinks to
himself, "if only things were different". How do I translate this line when
'things' refer to 'basically everything bad that has ever happened' and is so
vague and all-encompassing that even Bob doesn't know what specific things
he's referring to?

> [things] **さえ** こんなんじゃなかっ **たら**
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How do you say "If only things were different"?
> もし（事情・状況）が違っていたら、 If only circumstances were any different...
>
> もしそうでもなかったら、 If only that wasn't so...

should work, I believe. もし reinforces a "what-if" idea or theoretical
scenario.
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> Context: Bob is angry that event X happened today. A series of unfortunate
> events throughout his life led up to this crappy day, and thus he thinks to
> himself, "if only things were different". How do I translate this line when
> 'things' refer to 'basically everything bad that has ever happened' and is
> so vague and all-encompassing that even Bob doesn't know what specific
> things he's referring to?

I'll translate freely the entire given question into natural Japanese by
replacing Bob with 恭一｛きょういち｝.

>
> あらすじ：恭一{きょういち}は「あれ」が今日{きょう}起{お}きたことに憤慨{ふんがい}している。彼{かれ}の人生{じんせい}のいたるところで顔{かお}を出{だ}す「あれ」が、今日{きょう}という日{ひ}を台無{だいな}しにした。恭一{きょういち}は誰{だれ}にも言{い}えない憤懣{ふんまん}を吐{は}き出{だ}すように言{い}った。「あれさえなければ…」。
> 確{たし}かなことは「あれ」とは恭一{きょういち}にとって「これまでに起{お}きたあらゆる悪{わる}いことの全部{ぜんぶ}」を指{さ}しているということ。しかし、実際{じっさい}には、何{なに}を指{さ}して「あれ」と言{い}っているのか恭一{きょういち}自身{じしん}定{さだ}かでないほどそれは曖昧{あいまい}だがしかし一括{ひとくくり}りに出来{でき}そうでもある
> とき、"if only things were different"を日本語{にほんご}ではどういう風{ふう}に言{い}えるのだろうか。

The answer to " **if only things were different** " in the context is "
**あれさえなければ** " and " **things** " in the phrase is " **あれ** ".  
I think "あれさえ **違っていたら** " couldn't express the nuance of "if only things were
different" in this context.

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# EDIT

I know あれ means a pronoun indicating something distant from both speaker and
listener (in space, time or psychologically), or something understood without
naming it directly, but I used あれ for "things" in the given context.

I also know the "things" is said ​that even Bob doesn't know what specific
things he's referring to. But the "things" is defined clearly as "basically
everything bad that has ever happened" in the context. The definition means
that not only today the "things" happened but also the "things" happend
everytime when bad things happened to Bob.

From this fact, I understood that the "things" was clear to Bob or **at least
he could make what happened to him clear whether it belonged to the "things"
or not**, but he couldn't address it with a proper word just like the
questioner couldn't because there was not any exact word to express this
complicated concept.

The very good interpretations with 「状況が違ってさえいればなあ。」, 「こんなことに(さえ)ならなければなあ。」 or
「こんなこと(さえ)にならなかったらなあ。」for "If only things were different" by Chocolate
couldn't cover "basically everything bad that has ever happened", so I darely
invented あれ for the "things".

If you read my free translation in Japanese, I think you could understand the
use of あれ is a somewhat good choice though it is not exactly correct because
there is no exact word also in Japanese.
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"If only~~." is often translated as 「～でさえあればなあ。」「～でありさえすればなあ。」「～さえすればなあ。」 or
「～ばいいのに(なあ)。」「～たらなあ。」, etc.

For example...

>   * 彼が間に合って来さえすればなあ。If only he comes in time. (Genius E-J Dictionary)
>   * 彼女がもう少し早く来てさえいればなあ。If only she had come earlier. (Genius E-J / J-E
> Dictionary)
>   * タバコがやめられさえすればなあ。If only I could stop smoking! (Lexis E-J Dictionary)
>

I think your sentence can translate to something like...

"If only things were different."  
_lit._ 「事態/状況が違ってさえいればなあ。」  
⇒ or more naturally...  
「こんなこと* に(さえ)ならなければなあ。」 or 「こんなこと* に(さえ)ならなかったらなあ。」

*The 「こと」 is used in the sense of 「[事態]{じたい}」("things" or "situation"), as in 「困った **ことになった** 」「まずい **ことになった** 」「大変な **ことになった** 」( _lit._ "Became bad/difficult situation." → "Things became bad / went wrong." "We're in trouble.")
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