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> 長い休みの間に中１長男が朝ごはんを作ってくれるようになり最近は「今日は何がいい？」なんて聞いてきて（オイオイ新妻かよぉ〜！）とかニヤニヤしてたら今朝寝坊して慌てて出掛けようとする私に「ひと口だけでも食べてけば！」と焼き立てのホットケーキを口の中に放り込んできて普通にお母さんでした

My attempt to understand: As for the recent days of my middle school first
year eldest son starting to make breakfast for me during the long break, I
have come to hear things like "What will be good for today?" (Hey are you my
new wife?), and after grinning, I wake up late this morning in a hurry to
leave, and then while saying "If you just have one bite or something then go!"
he comes and tosses a freshly baked hotcake into my mouth and was being a
normal mother.

One thing I might be confused about: - for 食べてけば is this a shortened form of
食べて行けば? That was my guess.

Please just see if I got the general idea right (you don't have to translate
the whole thing). I'm pretty sure I have most of it right but I might have
gotten lost with who was doing what so if you see anything that looks off
please point it out.

Link to the tweet is here if any context is needed:
<https://twitter.com/waruyoiseijin/status/1252532887368286208?s=20>

Thanks for any help you can provide!
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Tried my best to decipher a long sentence from a tweet. Please help me see if I understood correctly
Unfortunately you do not seem to perfectly understand who did what. I think
it's almost impossible to translate this long sentence into one long English
sentence, so I split this long sentence into five. Hope this helps to better
understand the story.

>   1. 長い休みの間に、中1長男が朝ごはんを作ってくれるようになった。
>   2. ( **彼** は)最近は、「今日は(朝ご飯は)何がいい？」なんて(私に)聞いてくるようになった。
>   3. (だから私は)「オイオイ新妻かよぉ〜！」とか(思って)ニヤニヤしてた。
>   4. 今朝、寝坊して慌てて出掛けようとする私に、(彼は)「ひと口だけでも食べてけば！」と、焼き立てのホットケーキを口の中に放り込んできた。
>   5. (彼は)普通に(私の)お母さんでした。
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Notes:

  * The subject of 聞いてくる is the son. (てくる is an important hint!) This 聞く means "to ask (a question)" rather than "to hear".
  * Monologues are sometimes enclosed in parentheses. See [this](https://japanese.stackexchange.com/q/56912/5010).
  * Yes, 食べてけば is short for 食べていけば. See [this chart](https://japanese.stackexchange.com/a/18159/5010).
  * 普通に at the end is not "normal". See [this answer](https://japanese.stackexchange.com/a/63329/5010). The last part is a joke, "(It turned out that) he was simply my mother (rather than my new wife)".
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