<http://ameblo.jp/uncle-joke-joke/entry-11613818795.html> <-- This is a page
making fun of "This is a pen." and "I am a boy."

These sentences have achieved legendary status. For example, see :

> <http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q13142319713> --
> アニメ クレヨンしんちゃんで、風間くんが 「I am a boy. This is a pen.」 と繰り返し言っている回はなんと言う題名ですか？

  

> riki-english.hatenablog.com/entry/2015/12/01/222707 -- 2015/12/01 -
> その昔、中学校に入ったばかりの1年生は、 I am a boy. とか、 This is a pen.
> とかいったような、いささかシュールなセンテンスから英語の勉強を始めたものでした。 今はもうこのような英文が授業で扱われることはまずありません。

My question is : what are the equivalent sentences for Jp learners ?

( It's so common that most beginners encounter them, and/or the sentences seem
so useless that it's funny. )
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"This is a pen." and "I am a boy." -- What are the equivalent sentences for Jp learners?
The following may be one:

> わたし は げんき です。

Or perhaps the whole phrase:

> はじめまして。わたしはnameです。どうぞよろしくおねがいします。
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Maybe its just me, but every Japanese class I've ever taken always had
"お名前は(insert name)です。” within the first week.
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The first things I ever learned (to speak), on the first day, were:

おはよう・おはようございます

A: すみません。  
B: いいえ。

A: 分かりますか？  
B: ええ、分かります。

This was a number of years ago, so I'm only really sure about the above; but
based on my old textbooks, I think I also learned the below:

The first week I think I learned other things like 違います and します and 今日, 明日 and
ね and よ.

Basically, I first learned affirming and negating (はい、いや等), a couple ritual
expressions (おはよう), distal style verbal conjugation, sentence particles, and a
couple other words I didn't quite understand at the time but soon learned were
nominals.

I don't think I learned 私 for a couple weeks (probably around the time I
learned about how to form nominal predicates).
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