text: Hathi Chiti Jokes-हाथी चींटी के चुटकुले
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text: Hathi chiti jokes-हाथी चींटी के चुटकुले
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text: Ek baar cheentee haathee ke oopar baith kar ja rahee thee. 😜😜raaste mein kachcha pul aata hai, usako dekhakar,cheentee bolee: jaanoo kros kar loge ya main utaroon? 😜
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text: Ek taim kee baat hai ek cheetee ja rahee thee,raste mein cheetee ke ek haathee mil gayee,haathee – cheetee tum kaha ja rahee ho, cheetee – mein apane lie kapade silavaane ja rahee hu,haathee ne bola – agar kapade bach jaaye to maire lie paayajaama silvaalena,haathee kee yah baat sunakar cheetee behosh.😜😜😜😜
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text: 😜Ek bhains ghabaraee huee jangal me bhaagee ja rahee thee,ek choohe ne poochha : kya hua bahan kahaan bhaage ja rahee ho,bhains : jangal me pulis haathee pakadane aaee hen,
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text: chooha : par tum kyon bhaag raheen ho tum to bhens ho,bhens : ye bhaarat hen bhaee,pakade gaye to 20 saal to adaalat me ye siddh karane me hee lag jaayenge ki, main haathee nahee bhens hoon
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text: omg” yah sun bhens ke saath chooha bhee bhaagane laga. 😜
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text: Chaar cheentiyaan raaste mein baithakar baaten kar rahee theen, tabhee vahaan se ek haathee gujarane laga.😜😜😜 use dekh kar ek cheentee bolee- o haathee mujhase kushtee ladega? is par baakee cheentiyaan boleen- rahane de bahan, bechaara akela hai...😜
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text: Haathee 😂😂😂😂aur cheentee kee shaadee ho gaee. agale din hee haathee kee maut ho gaee. cheentee bolee- vaah re jindagee! ek din ka pyaar diya, ab saaree umr kabar khodane mein nikal jaegee...
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text: Ek baar chintee oto mein baithakar kahee ja rahee thee. thodee der baad usane apana ek pair oto se baahar nikaal liya. oto vaala bola- maidam, pair andar kar lo. chintee ne javaab diya- tum chup karo, mujhe haathee ko laat maaranee hai usane kal mujhe aankh maaree thee...😜😜
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text: Ek din haathee kee baik kharaab ho gaee. ek cheentee ne use apanee skootee par lipht de dee. raaste mein cheentee haathee se bolee- oe! thoda jhuk kar baith, paapa ne dekh liya to bavaal ho jaega...😜😜😜😜🥴
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text: Santa- ek baar ek cheentee ke lie haathee ka rishta aaya magar cheentee ne mana kar diya. batao kyon? banta- ladaka (haathee) mota tha. santa- nahin, kyonki usake daant baahar nikale hue the.... 😜😜😜😜🥴🥴
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text: Chaar cheentiyaan raaste mein baithakar baaten kar rahee theen, tabhee vahaan se ek haathee gujarane laga. use dekh kar ek cheentee bolee- o haathee mujhase kushtee ladega? is par baakee cheentiyaan boleen- rahane de bahan, bechaara akela hai... 😜😜😂
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text: Ek baar ek cheentee haathee kee peeth par baith kar kaheen ja rahee thee, raaste mein ek kachcha pul aa gaya cheentee ne poochha- bhaee, ye pul paar kar lega ya main utar jaoon? 😜😜😜😜
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text: Cheentee (haathee se): tumhaaree umr kitanee hai? haathee: 5 saal.cheentee: baap re, tum itanee jaldee itane bade ho gae!
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text: haathee: aaee aim e komplaan boy. ...vaise tumhaaree umr kitanee hai?cheentee: 10 saal. haathee: phir bhee tum itanee chhotee dikhatee ho! . . . . cheentee: ponds ej mirekal, badhatee umr maano tham-see jae! 🙂
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text: Santa: ek baar ek cheentee ke lie haathee ka rishta aaya magar cheentee ne mana kar diya, batao kyon? banta: ladaka (haathee) mota tha, 😂😂😂 isalie.... santa: nahin, kyonki usake daant baahar nikale hue the.😂😂😂
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text: Ek haathee aur cheentee kee shaadee ho jaatee hai. ek din cheentee ne haathee ke kaan mein kuchh kaha jise sunakar haathee behosh ho gaya batao kyon ? kyukee cheentee ne kaha tha: main aapake bete kee maan banane vaalee hoon.😂😂😂
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text: Haathee swimming pool mein gira to sab cheetiya bahaar nikal gaee. 1 chiti haathee kee peeth par chadh gaee, doosaree cheentee bolee dooba saale ko dooba, ladakiyon ko chhedata hai.😂😂😂 haathee cheentee ke chutakule-
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text: Welcome to the Jokes blog Here you will find the funny Hindi jokes and English jokes,Hindi shayari that make you laugh and stress-free.Here all the jokes are collected for you to make you laugh.
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