text: [{"text_idx": "#000001", "text": "Get ready to laugh your way to a brighter day with Bisaya funny quotes! This blog is your ultimate source of hilarity and amusement, featuring a collection of rib-tickling one-liners and witty sayings in the colorful Bisaya language. From hilarious puns to clever observations, our curated selection will have you rolling on the floor with laughter."}, {"text_idx": "#000002", "text": "So sit back, relax, and let the humor-filled world of Bisaya quotes brighten up your day!"}, {"text_idx": "#000003", "text": "1 Bisaya funny quotes2 Captions bisaya funny quotes3 Bisaya funny quotes about self4 Funny bisaya quotes about life"}, {"text_idx": "#000005", "text": "2. \u201cAmbot sa imong nawong, naglakaw ra man ang mga bituin.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000006", "text": "3. \u201cLisod pakalimot sa imong ex? Palit\u2019g password sa imong WiFi.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000008", "text": "5. \u201cAyaw kabalaka kung dili ka paborito sa tanang tao. Ang maldita nga anime character, wa gyud may paborito.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000010", "text": "7. \u201cMamahimo ko\u2019g TikTok dance challenge, pero ang sumpay dili kaayo ka-challenging.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000013", "text": "10. \u201cPasensya na kay wala ko nag-text, ang akong mga kamay busy sa pag-swipe left sa Tinder.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000018", "text": "15. \u201cAyaw kalimot nga dili perpekto ang kinabuhi. Basta ako, dako ra gyud kog credit limit.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000019", "text": "16. \u201cAng akong birthday wish? Unsaon pag-ingon sa tawo nga gusto nimo sila tamaan sa ilang nawong.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000021", "text": "18. \u201cDili man gud nako kabaw ang tubig sa imong mata, basin gasolina man to.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000022", "text": "19. \u201cLisod kaayo\u2019g han-ay sa mga sakit sa kinabuhi, kay kung naay loyal, naay paboang.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000023", "text": "20. \u201cDili gyud ko kaayo sabot unsa nga dako kaayo\u2019g kaila ning akong bulbularyo.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000025", "text": "22. \u201cAyaw\u2019g kahadlok og rejection. Akong friend request sa Facebook, 10 years na pending.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000027", "text": "24. \u201cWala koy motibo nga bayaan ka. Ang motibo kay mo-text ra ko kung need nimo kog load.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000028", "text": "25. \u201cKung ga-LDR mo, at least, mag-date pirmi sa Zoom para makakita mo sa iyang \u2018connection unstable\u2019 face.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000029", "text": "26. \u201cAmbot lang gyud unsay nanglaki sa imong dalunggan, kay dako ra\u2019g iro ang imong mga earphones.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000031", "text": "28. \u201cDaghan pa\u2019y butang sa kalibutan nga dili ko kabalo, sama sa akong Facebook password.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000032", "text": "29. \u201cMagkasakit man gud ko, akong gi-Google kung unsaon pagpatay sa malas.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000033", "text": "30. \u201cKapoya\u2019g away sa tawo nga dili man lang nimo kabalo ang iyahang wifi password.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000034", "text": "Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through Bisaya funny quotes! We hope our collection of witty one-liners and amusing sayings brought a smile to your face and brightened your day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and we\u2019re thrilled to have shared a dose of it with you. Keep spreading the joy by sharing these hilarious quotes with your friends and loved ones. Stay tuned for more laughter-inducing content in the future. Until then, keep smiling, keep laughing, and keep embracing the joy of Bisaya humor!"}, {"text_idx": "#000035", "text": "Looking for a good laugh? Well, you\u2019re in the right place! Get ready to tickle your funny bone with these hilarious Bisaya funny quotes. Whether you\u2019re a native speaker or just curious about the vibrant language of Bisaya, these captions will surely bring a smile to your face."}, {"text_idx": "#000036", "text": "1. \u201cBasin diay naa kay kaila sa imong nawong? Gipananggalan na ka og missing person!\u201d (Do you happen to know someone who looks like you? You\u2019ve been reported as a missing person!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000037", "text": "2. \u201cAyaw pagsige\u2019g pataka, kay basin mutan-aw ang beybi sa \u2018yo!\u201d (Stop fooling around too much, the baby might take after you!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000038", "text": "3. \u201cLisod mangita\u2019g pagkaon, kay ang mga salbabida sa dagat sa akong tiyan nangadto na sa lungsod!\u201d (It\u2019s hard to find food when the lifebuoys in my stomach have already gone to the city!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000039", "text": "4. \u201cKung imong gipugos ang katol, dili lagi kaayo makapugong ang makalat mong huna-huna!\u201d (If you force a mosquito to stop buzzing, you can\u2019t really control your messy thoughts!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000040", "text": "5. \u201cBisan og unsaon nimo paglatag sa imong lubot, dili na lang gyud mailhan ang imong kabuang!\u201d (No matter how much you try to hide it, your craziness can\u2019t be concealed!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000041", "text": "6. \u201cKaron pa lang ko nahibaw-an nga ako gwapo. Sige\u2019g tinubag raba sila\u2019g wala\u2019y giutlanan!\u201d (I just found out now that I\u2019m handsome. They keep asking me because they have no one else to make fun of!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000042", "text": "7. \u201cPwede bang papahalik, kay dili lang ang imong nguso ang mapahalikan!\u201d (Can I have a kiss, so it won\u2019t just be your nose that gets kissed!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000044", "text": "9. \u201cNaa diay koy nabantayan! Kung adunay mga guardian angels, ako diay naay mga guwardya og kalipay!\u201d (I just realized something! If there are guardian angels, I must have joyful bodyguards!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000045", "text": "10. \u201cKung gusto nimo\u2019g \u2018happily ever after,\u2019 paliton nimo og bahay ang usa ka sosyal nga \u2018Once upon a time!'\u201d (If you want a \u2018happily ever after,\u2019 buy a house with a fancy \u2018Once upon a time\u2019 story!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000046", "text": "11. \u201cGanahan ka mag-CR? Unya ikaw pa ang mangita\u2019g ayaw paglikay sa imong kaugalingon nga ulo! Ooops, sorry, pasensya na!\u201d (Do you want to go to the bathroom? And yet, you\u2019re the one searching for yourself, don\u2019t avoid your own head! Oops, sorry, my bad!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000048", "text": "13. \u201cLain pud nimo, maoy unang molupad ang tawo sa langit nga walay tingog. Pareha nako, murag kanding girebok ra!\u201d (You\u2019re different, you\u2019re the first person to fly to heaven without making any sound. Just like me, I sound like a startled goat!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000049", "text": "14. \u201cPangitaa og tambag, kay naay taga-BISDAK na nahimong biktimasa utok niya!\u201d (Look for advice, because there was a person from BISDAK who became a victim of his own brain!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000050", "text": "15. \u201cImo\u2019ng gi-deny ang usa ka tawo? Aw, palag! Pero ang imu\u2019ng gisugtan, daghan diay kaayo\u2019g ikapanglagot!\u201d (You denied someone? Oh, hypocrite! But the one you accepted, turns out they have a lot to be jealous about!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000051", "text": "16. \u201cMaghisgot sa kalipay, diay ni, dili sa kakabus! Pero kung ako imong iapil, duna kay discount!\u201d (We\u2019re talking about happiness here, not poverty! But if you include me, there\u2019s a discount!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000052", "text": "17. \u201cBisag unsaon pa nimo pag-slice, dili gyud ikaw kabahin sa ako\u2019ng cake!\u201d (No matter how you try to slice it, you won\u2019t get a piece of my cake!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000053", "text": "18. \u201cKung ang saging may puso, ikaw na lang ang nagpatay niini! Ayaw gawasa ang uban!\u201d (If bananas have hearts, you must have killed them all! Don\u2019t leave any for others!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000054", "text": "19. \u201cKung taga-istorya ka\u2019g nalang sa hangin, ayaw\u2019g huna-hunaa nga ikaw ang hari sa mga langgam!\u201d (If you keep talking to the wind, don\u2019t think you\u2019re the king of the ants!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000055", "text": "20. \u201cAmbot lang ha, pero gusto kong maghulat og \u2018happy ever after\u2019 bisag murag hukom nako sa pag-antos!\u201d (I don\u2019t know, but I want to wait for a \u2018happy ever after,\u2019 even if it feels like I\u2019m already the judge of suffering!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000056", "text": "21. \u201cAyaw kahadlok og hawakan ang mga piraso sa imong kasing-kasing. Basin mapuslan sa uban aron mabuo nila ang puzzle!\u201d (Don\u2019t be afraid to hold the pieces of your heart. They might be useful to others in completing their puzzle!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000057", "text": "22. \u201cPagluto og spaghetti, importante ang al-dente. Pero pag-istorya og lovelife, labi pang importante ang \u2018already done-te!'\u201d (When cooking spaghetti, \u2018al-dente\u2019 is important. But when talking about love life, \u2018already done-te\u2019 is even more important!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000059", "text": "24. \u201cAyaw kahadlok og kon mahadlok ka. Dili kaayo maapektuhan ang brain cell sa akong tiyan kay wala man gud to\u2019y concentration!\u201d (Don\u2019t be afraid to be scared. The brain cell in my stomach won\u2019t be affected much because it lacks concentration!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000061", "text": "26. \u201cMura ka\u2019g hugaw nga basura, wala na\u2019y ma-pick up, ang mga fly walay kapilian kundi molipad na lang sa lain nga lugar!\u201d (You\u2019re like dirty garbage that can no longer be picked up, the flies have no choice but to fly elsewhere!)"}, {"text_idx": "#000065", "text": "30. \u201cSa tanang pangutana, ang labing hagit nga tubagon, \u2018Nganong wala ka ma-persuade nga akong e-reveal ang secret sa imong crush?'\u201d (Of all the questions, the most challenging to answer is, \u2018Why couldn\u2019t I be persuaded to reveal your crush\u2019s secret?\u2019)"}, {"text_idx": "#000066", "text": "So, there you have it\u2014our collection of Bisaya funny quotes that are bound to lighten up your day. Laughter knows no language barrier, and these captions prove just that. Don\u2019t hesitate to share these witty lines with your friends and family, spreading joy and laughter wherever you go. Bisaya humor never fails to entertain, and we hope these captions brought a dose of happiness into your life!"}, {"text_idx": "#000067", "text": "Bisaya funny quotes about self"}, {"text_idx": "#000068", "text": "Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious Bisaya funny quotes about self! Bisaya, also known as Cebuano, is a vibrant and entertaining language spoken in the Visayas and Mindanao regions of the Philippines. From self-deprecating humor to witty observations, these quotes will tickle your funny bone and remind you not to take life too seriously. So sit back, relax, and prepare to have a great time exploring the lighter side of Bisaya humor!"}, {"text_idx": "#000072", "text": "4. \u201cIniglingi nako akong kaugalingon sa salamin, mora kog artista nga nahutdan ug makeup artist.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000073", "text": "5. \u201cAng akong kugihan mo-workout? Para dili makit-an ang akoa nga dako nga tiyan sa mirror.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000075", "text": "7. \u201cKung may kahayag, naay isda. Kung naay isda, naay escape. Kung naay escape, ako na pud ang nahipos.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000078", "text": "10. \u201cAkong gimingaw imong lingaw. Diin ko nimo gisangpunan?\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000079", "text": "11. \u201cDi ko magdalag ko\u2019g selfie, kay way space ang camera sa akoa face.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000081", "text": "13. \u201cAko ra ning sinulog og K-pop dance, kay mga moves raman jud ning lawas.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000082", "text": "14. \u201cPag naa koy heartache, naa koy heartburn. Mao naay reason nga nagka-beseball bat ning akoa heart.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000083", "text": "15. \u201cKung si Superman usa ka \u2018Man of Steel,\u2019 ako usa ka \u2018Man of Meal.'\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000086", "text": "18. \u201cPagmao og five-second rule, kay mas dali ra kaayo pagpanganak sa akong pagka-gutom.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000087", "text": "19. \u201cAkong cellphone kay \u2018low bat\u2019 pirme, mao nga ang akong pangalan \u2018Lowbatman.'\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000088", "text": "20. \u201cUnsay imong rason nga pasulayi akong cooking? Sa dihang nag-libre ko sa mga kauban nako sa trabaho.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000092", "text": "24. \u201cAko nga tagabasa og jokes, pero ako ra pud ang nakauna sa pagkapikon.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000094", "text": "26. \u201cAyaw pahadluka sa akong kaugalingon. Bisan ang imong hangin ginabuhat kog aircon.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000098", "text": "30. \u201cKung ako\u2019y kanding, kahit unsaon pa nimo pag-uto, wala gyud ko\u2019y basta-bastang molupad.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000099", "text": "In a world that can sometimes be overwhelming, embracing humor and laughing at ourselves is a wonderful way to find joy and lighten the mood. These Bisaya funny quotes about self have provided us with a delightful glimpse into the humor and wit of the Bisaya culture. Whether you\u2019re a native speaker or simply enjoy exploring different languages, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so keep these quotes in your arsenal to brighten up even the gloomiest of days!"}, {"text_idx": "#000100", "text": "Funny bisaya quotes about life"}, {"text_idx": "#000101", "text": "Life is full of surprises, and sometimes the best way to navigate through its ups and downs is with a good dose of humor. In the vibrant Bisaya culture, funny quotes about life abound, bringing laughter and joy to those who encounter them. These clever and witty expressions not only tickle our funny bones but also offer valuable insights that remind us not to take life too seriously. So, let\u2019s dive into the world of Bisaya humor and discover the delightful nuggets of wisdom hidden within."}, {"text_idx": "#000102", "text": "1. \u201cAng kinabuhi dili rasyon, basta magsige\u2019g kaon, bali-an lang ang imong timbang!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000103", "text": "2. \u201cPag naa kay problema, dali-dali ug gisigarilyo. Bisan walay solusyon, dili na lang problema.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000104", "text": "3. \u201cUsa ra nako imong giunsa, pero daghan naka\u2019g buhat nako! Ano kaha\u2019y imong problema?\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000105", "text": "4. \u201cKung dili ka katulog, dili lang na insomnia, bugoy ra ka nga nagpadayon sa imong kalibutanong eksperimento!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000106", "text": "5. \u201cLife is like riding habal-habal, it\u2019s thrilling, risky, and there\u2019s always a chance you\u2019ll end up in a different direction than you intended.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000108", "text": "7. \u201cKung imong pangandoy kay manginabuhi\u2019g trisikad, dili ra gyud ka magtinabangay, apiki ra gihapon ang traffic!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000109", "text": "8. \u201cKung ang kinabuhi daw pareho sa basketball, ako kay pipila ra kaayo ko\u2019g free throws nga mi-miss!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000111", "text": "10. \u201cAng kinabuhi kay usa ra ka box of chocolates, pero bisan unsa ka kaon, gikapoy gihapon ka\u2019g mokaon!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000112", "text": "11. \u201cAng kinabuhi kay pareho sa escalator, daghan mupalupad-lupad, pero ang tinuod, ang pila ra gyud ang maabtan sa tukaran!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000113", "text": "12. \u201cKung ang kinabuhi daw pareho sa sinehan, ako kay parangay ra kaayo\u2019g komedya ang akong storya!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000115", "text": "14. \u201cAng kinabuhi kay pareho sa Facebook, daghan ka\u2019g friends pero walay likers!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000116", "text": "15. \u201cAng kinabuhi dili nimo mahupayan, basta daghan kang hilanat, gasaway ka dayon!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000117", "text": "16. \u201cKung ma-late na ka, bahala na\u2019g asa ka pa-abot, as long as wa pa ka\u2019y nahunong sa Imo message!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000118", "text": "17. \u201cAng kinabuhi kay pareho sa tagay, sige ra ka\u2019g tikim, pero hinay kaayo\u2019g sukob!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000119", "text": "18. \u201cAng kinabuhi dili gyud siya katunaw, basta\u2019g adlaw-adlaw lang gyud ka mo-katawa!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000120", "text": "19. \u201cAng kinabuhi kay pareho sa wifi signal, kadugay mo bawas, apan kusog ra kaayo mo-landi!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000122", "text": "21. \u201cKung ang kinabuhi daw pareho sa buhok, ako kay hapak ra kaayo ug dako-dako ang akong problema!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000128", "text": "27. \u201cKung ma-misinterpret ka sa imong gi-ingon, ilisi na lang ug Bisaya para\u2019g ma-gets nila!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000129", "text": "28. \u201cAng kinabuhi kay pareho sa mga memes, sige ra ka\u2019g tawa pero deep inside, naglisod ka na!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000130", "text": "29. \u201cKung gusto nimo\u2019g kalipay, ayaw\u2019g takot-takot pagtawa! Bisan unsa ka ka-bobong, dili man gyud mahurot ang imong energy!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000131", "text": "30. \u201cAng kinabuhi kay pareho sa pizza, mas lami gyud kung naay cheese ug daghang toppings!\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000132", "text": "In the realm of Bisaya humor, life\u2019s complexities find a way to be effortlessly simplified through funny quotes. These linguistic gems not only bring laughter but also serve as a gentle reminder that even in the most challenging moments, a lighthearted perspective can be our greatest ally. So, let\u2019s embrace the joyous spirit of Bisaya wit and allow these funny quotes to brighten our days, reminding us to face life\u2019s challenges with a smile and a hearty laugh. After all, life is too short to be taken too seriously!"}]