text: [{"text_idx": "#000001", "text": "Bisaya version of Mel Gibson\u2019s hit movie \u2013 \u201cApocalypto\u201d.All Hail to the creator/dubber/editor of this video whoever you are."}, {"text_idx": "#000002", "text": "Basta bisdak \u2013 long leb!"}, {"text_idx": "#000003", "text": "Sa usa ka restaurant nag pabukal ug oten sa baka ang usa ka kusinero. Hapit na 6 ka oras... Kusinero 1: Yatis na ni, unom"}, {"text_idx": "#000005", "text": "May-uyab nagkasulti-anay... Girl: Labs, unsa diay imong midol (middle) name? Boy: Unsay midol name ba?! Buloka pud nimo uy. Mag buwag ta! Ambi ang tanan"}, {"text_idx": "#000007", "text": "Don\u2019t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!"}, {"text_idx": "#000009", "text": "Son: Mom, I\u2019m going to the moon someday!Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!"}]