text: Anak: But daaad, all my friends are wearing bra na!
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text: Dad: Hoy pag puyo diha, bayuta ka!
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text: May-uyab nagkasulti-anay... Girl: Labs, unsa diay imong midol (middle) name? Boy: Unsay midol name ba?! Buloka pud nimo uy. Mag buwag ta! Ambi ang tanan
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text: Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
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text: Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!
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