text: Get ready to laugh your way to a brighter day with Bisaya funny quotes! This blog is your ultimate source of hilarity and amusement, featuring a collection of rib-tickling one-liners and witty sayings in the colorful Bisaya language. From hilarious puns to clever observations, our curated selection will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
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text: So sit back, relax, and let the humor-filled world of Bisaya quotes brighten up your day!
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text: 2. “Ambot sa imong nawong, naglakaw ra man ang mga bituin.”
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text: 3. “Lisod pakalimot sa imong ex? Palit’g password sa imong WiFi.”
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text: 5. “Ayaw kabalaka kung dili ka paborito sa tanang tao. Ang maldita nga anime character, wa gyud may paborito.”
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text: 7. “Mamahimo ko’g TikTok dance challenge, pero ang sumpay dili kaayo ka-challenging.”
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text: 10. “Pasensya na kay wala ko nag-text, ang akong mga kamay busy sa pag-swipe left sa Tinder.”
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text: 15. “Ayaw kalimot nga dili perpekto ang kinabuhi. Basta ako, dako ra gyud kog credit limit.”
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text: 16. “Ang akong birthday wish? Unsaon pag-ingon sa tawo nga gusto nimo sila tamaan sa ilang nawong.”
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text: 18. “Dili man gud nako kabaw ang tubig sa imong mata, basin gasolina man to.”
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text: 19. “Lisod kaayo’g han-ay sa mga sakit sa kinabuhi, kay kung naay loyal, naay paboang.”
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text: 20. “Dili gyud ko kaayo sabot unsa nga dako kaayo’g kaila ning akong bulbularyo.”
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text: 22. “Ayaw’g kahadlok og rejection. Akong friend request sa Facebook, 10 years na pending.”
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text: 24. “Wala koy motibo nga bayaan ka. Ang motibo kay mo-text ra ko kung need nimo kog load.”
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text: 25. “Kung ga-LDR mo, at least, mag-date pirmi sa Zoom para makakita mo sa iyang ‘connection unstable’ face.”
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text: 26. “Ambot lang gyud unsay nanglaki sa imong dalunggan, kay dako ra’g iro ang imong mga earphones.”
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text: 28. “Daghan pa’y butang sa kalibutan nga dili ko kabalo, sama sa akong Facebook password.”
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text: 29. “Magkasakit man gud ko, akong gi-Google kung unsaon pagpatay sa malas.”
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text: 30. “Kapoya’g away sa tawo nga dili man lang nimo kabalo ang iyahang wifi password.”
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text: Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through Bisaya funny quotes! We hope our collection of witty one-liners and amusing sayings brought a smile to your face and brightened your day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and we’re thrilled to have shared a dose of it with you. Keep spreading the joy by sharing these hilarious quotes with your friends and loved ones. Stay tuned for more laughter-inducing content in the future. Until then, keep smiling, keep laughing, and keep embracing the joy of Bisaya humor!
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text: Looking for a good laugh? Well, you’re in the right place! Get ready to tickle your funny bone with these hilarious Bisaya funny quotes. Whether you’re a native speaker or just curious about the vibrant language of Bisaya, these captions will surely bring a smile to your face.
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text: 1. “Basin diay naa kay kaila sa imong nawong? Gipananggalan na ka og missing person!” (Do you happen to know someone who looks like you? You’ve been reported as a missing person!)
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text: 2. “Ayaw pagsige’g pataka, kay basin mutan-aw ang beybi sa ‘yo!” (Stop fooling around too much, the baby might take after you!)
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text: 3. “Lisod mangita’g pagkaon, kay ang mga salbabida sa dagat sa akong tiyan nangadto na sa lungsod!” (It’s hard to find food when the lifebuoys in my stomach have already gone to the city!)
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text: 4. “Kung imong gipugos ang katol, dili lagi kaayo makapugong ang makalat mong huna-huna!” (If you force a mosquito to stop buzzing, you can’t really control your messy thoughts!)
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text: 5. “Bisan og unsaon nimo paglatag sa imong lubot, dili na lang gyud mailhan ang imong kabuang!” (No matter how much you try to hide it, your craziness can’t be concealed!)
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text: 6. “Karon pa lang ko nahibaw-an nga ako gwapo. Sige’g tinubag raba sila’g wala’y giutlanan!” (I just found out now that I’m handsome. They keep asking me because they have no one else to make fun of!)
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text: 7. “Pwede bang papahalik, kay dili lang ang imong nguso ang mapahalikan!” (Can I have a kiss, so it won’t just be your nose that gets kissed!)
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text: 9. “Naa diay koy nabantayan! Kung adunay mga guardian angels, ako diay naay mga guwardya og kalipay!” (I just realized something! If there are guardian angels, I must have joyful bodyguards!)
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text: 10. “Kung gusto nimo’g ‘happily ever after,’ paliton nimo og bahay ang usa ka sosyal nga ‘Once upon a time!'” (If you want a ‘happily ever after,’ buy a house with a fancy ‘Once upon a time’ story!)
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text: 11. “Ganahan ka mag-CR? Unya ikaw pa ang mangita’g ayaw paglikay sa imong kaugalingon nga ulo! Ooops, sorry, pasensya na!” (Do you want to go to the bathroom? And yet, you’re the one searching for yourself, don’t avoid your own head! Oops, sorry, my bad!)
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text: 13. “Lain pud nimo, maoy unang molupad ang tawo sa langit nga walay tingog. Pareha nako, murag kanding girebok ra!” (You’re different, you’re the first person to fly to heaven without making any sound. Just like me, I sound like a startled goat!)
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text: 14. “Pangitaa og tambag, kay naay taga-BISDAK na nahimong biktimasa utok niya!” (Look for advice, because there was a person from BISDAK who became a victim of his own brain!)
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text: 15. “Imo’ng gi-deny ang usa ka tawo? Aw, palag! Pero ang imu’ng gisugtan, daghan diay kaayo’g ikapanglagot!” (You denied someone? Oh, hypocrite! But the one you accepted, turns out they have a lot to be jealous about!)
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text: 16. “Maghisgot sa kalipay, diay ni, dili sa kakabus! Pero kung ako imong iapil, duna kay discount!” (We’re talking about happiness here, not poverty! But if you include me, there’s a discount!)
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text: 17. “Bisag unsaon pa nimo pag-slice, dili gyud ikaw kabahin sa ako’ng cake!” (No matter how you try to slice it, you won’t get a piece of my cake!)
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text: 18. “Kung ang saging may puso, ikaw na lang ang nagpatay niini! Ayaw gawasa ang uban!” (If bananas have hearts, you must have killed them all! Don’t leave any for others!)
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text: 19. “Kung taga-istorya ka’g nalang sa hangin, ayaw’g huna-hunaa nga ikaw ang hari sa mga langgam!” (If you keep talking to the wind, don’t think you’re the king of the ants!)
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text: 20. “Ambot lang ha, pero gusto kong maghulat og ‘happy ever after’ bisag murag hukom nako sa pag-antos!” (I don’t know, but I want to wait for a ‘happy ever after,’ even if it feels like I’m already the judge of suffering!)
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text: 21. “Ayaw kahadlok og hawakan ang mga piraso sa imong kasing-kasing. Basin mapuslan sa uban aron mabuo nila ang puzzle!” (Don’t be afraid to hold the pieces of your heart. They might be useful to others in completing their puzzle!)
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text: 22. “Pagluto og spaghetti, importante ang al-dente. Pero pag-istorya og lovelife, labi pang importante ang ‘already done-te!'” (When cooking spaghetti, ‘al-dente’ is important. But when talking about love life, ‘already done-te’ is even more important!)
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text: 24. “Ayaw kahadlok og kon mahadlok ka. Dili kaayo maapektuhan ang brain cell sa akong tiyan kay wala man gud to’y concentration!” (Don’t be afraid to be scared. The brain cell in my stomach won’t be affected much because it lacks concentration!)
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text: 26. “Mura ka’g hugaw nga basura, wala na’y ma-pick up, ang mga fly walay kapilian kundi molipad na lang sa lain nga lugar!” (You’re like dirty garbage that can no longer be picked up, the flies have no choice but to fly elsewhere!)
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text: 30. “Sa tanang pangutana, ang labing hagit nga tubagon, ‘Nganong wala ka ma-persuade nga akong e-reveal ang secret sa imong crush?'” (Of all the questions, the most challenging to answer is, ‘Why couldn’t I be persuaded to reveal your crush’s secret?’)
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text: So, there you have it—our collection of Bisaya funny quotes that are bound to lighten up your day. Laughter knows no language barrier, and these captions prove just that. Don’t hesitate to share these witty lines with your friends and family, spreading joy and laughter wherever you go. Bisaya humor never fails to entertain, and we hope these captions brought a dose of happiness into your life!
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text: Bisaya funny quotes about self
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text: Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious Bisaya funny quotes about self! Bisaya, also known as Cebuano, is a vibrant and entertaining language spoken in the Visayas and Mindanao regions of the Philippines. From self-deprecating humor to witty observations, these quotes will tickle your funny bone and remind you not to take life too seriously. So sit back, relax, and prepare to have a great time exploring the lighter side of Bisaya humor!
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text: 4. “Iniglingi nako akong kaugalingon sa salamin, mora kog artista nga nahutdan ug makeup artist.”
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text: 5. “Ang akong kugihan mo-workout? Para dili makit-an ang akoa nga dako nga tiyan sa mirror.”
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text: 7. “Kung may kahayag, naay isda. Kung naay isda, naay escape. Kung naay escape, ako na pud ang nahipos.”
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text: 10. “Akong gimingaw imong lingaw. Diin ko nimo gisangpunan?”
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text: 11. “Di ko magdalag ko’g selfie, kay way space ang camera sa akoa face.”
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text: 13. “Ako ra ning sinulog og K-pop dance, kay mga moves raman jud ning lawas.”
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text: 14. “Pag naa koy heartache, naa koy heartburn. Mao naay reason nga nagka-beseball bat ning akoa heart.”
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text: 15. “Kung si Superman usa ka ‘Man of Steel,’ ako usa ka ‘Man of Meal.'”
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text: 18. “Pagmao og five-second rule, kay mas dali ra kaayo pagpanganak sa akong pagka-gutom.”
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text: 19. “Akong cellphone kay ‘low bat’ pirme, mao nga ang akong pangalan ‘Lowbatman.'”
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text: 20. “Unsay imong rason nga pasulayi akong cooking? Sa dihang nag-libre ko sa mga kauban nako sa trabaho.”
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text: 24. “Ako nga tagabasa og jokes, pero ako ra pud ang nakauna sa pagkapikon.”
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text: 26. “Ayaw pahadluka sa akong kaugalingon. Bisan ang imong hangin ginabuhat kog aircon.”
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text: 30. “Kung ako’y kanding, kahit unsaon pa nimo pag-uto, wala gyud ko’y basta-bastang molupad.”
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text: In a world that can sometimes be overwhelming, embracing humor and laughing at ourselves is a wonderful way to find joy and lighten the mood. These Bisaya funny quotes about self have provided us with a delightful glimpse into the humor and wit of the Bisaya culture. Whether you’re a native speaker or simply enjoy exploring different languages, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so keep these quotes in your arsenal to brighten up even the gloomiest of days!
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text: Funny bisaya quotes about life
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text: Life is full of surprises, and sometimes the best way to navigate through its ups and downs is with a good dose of humor. In the vibrant Bisaya culture, funny quotes about life abound, bringing laughter and joy to those who encounter them. These clever and witty expressions not only tickle our funny bones but also offer valuable insights that remind us not to take life too seriously. So, let’s dive into the world of Bisaya humor and discover the delightful nuggets of wisdom hidden within.
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text: 1. “Ang kinabuhi dili rasyon, basta magsige’g kaon, bali-an lang ang imong timbang!”
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text: 2. “Pag naa kay problema, dali-dali ug gisigarilyo. Bisan walay solusyon, dili na lang problema.”
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text: 3. “Usa ra nako imong giunsa, pero daghan naka’g buhat nako! Ano kaha’y imong problema?”
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text: 4. “Kung dili ka katulog, dili lang na insomnia, bugoy ra ka nga nagpadayon sa imong kalibutanong eksperimento!”
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text: 5. “Life is like riding habal-habal, it’s thrilling, risky, and there’s always a chance you’ll end up in a different direction than you intended.”
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text: 7. “Kung imong pangandoy kay manginabuhi’g trisikad, dili ra gyud ka magtinabangay, apiki ra gihapon ang traffic!”
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text: 8. “Kung ang kinabuhi daw pareho sa basketball, ako kay pipila ra kaayo ko’g free throws nga mi-miss!”
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text: 10. “Ang kinabuhi kay usa ra ka box of chocolates, pero bisan unsa ka kaon, gikapoy gihapon ka’g mokaon!”
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text: 11. “Ang kinabuhi kay pareho sa escalator, daghan mupalupad-lupad, pero ang tinuod, ang pila ra gyud ang maabtan sa tukaran!”
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text: 12. “Kung ang kinabuhi daw pareho sa sinehan, ako kay parangay ra kaayo’g komedya ang akong storya!”
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text: 14. “Ang kinabuhi kay pareho sa Facebook, daghan ka’g friends pero walay likers!”
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text: 15. “Ang kinabuhi dili nimo mahupayan, basta daghan kang hilanat, gasaway ka dayon!”
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text: 16. “Kung ma-late na ka, bahala na’g asa ka pa-abot, as long as wa pa ka’y nahunong sa Imo message!”
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text: 17. “Ang kinabuhi kay pareho sa tagay, sige ra ka’g tikim, pero hinay kaayo’g sukob!”
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text: 18. “Ang kinabuhi dili gyud siya katunaw, basta’g adlaw-adlaw lang gyud ka mo-katawa!”
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text: 19. “Ang kinabuhi kay pareho sa wifi signal, kadugay mo bawas, apan kusog ra kaayo mo-landi!”
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text: 21. “Kung ang kinabuhi daw pareho sa buhok, ako kay hapak ra kaayo ug dako-dako ang akong problema!”
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text: 27. “Kung ma-misinterpret ka sa imong gi-ingon, ilisi na lang ug Bisaya para’g ma-gets nila!”
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text: 28. “Ang kinabuhi kay pareho sa mga memes, sige ra ka’g tawa pero deep inside, naglisod ka na!”
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text: 29. “Kung gusto nimo’g kalipay, ayaw’g takot-takot pagtawa! Bisan unsa ka ka-bobong, dili man gyud mahurot ang imong energy!”
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text: 30. “Ang kinabuhi kay pareho sa pizza, mas lami gyud kung naay cheese ug daghang toppings!”
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text: In the realm of Bisaya humor, life’s complexities find a way to be effortlessly simplified through funny quotes. These linguistic gems not only bring laughter but also serve as a gentle reminder that even in the most challenging moments, a lighthearted perspective can be our greatest ally. So, let’s embrace the joyous spirit of Bisaya wit and allow these funny quotes to brighten our days, reminding us to face life’s challenges with a smile and a hearty laugh. After all, life is too short to be taken too seriously!
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