After this, he went down to Capernaum, he, and his mother, his brothers, and his disciples; and they stayed there a few days.
"Look at this," he said.  "This beautiful golden can with the red label holds thirteen ounces of pure protein; it will make your dog's coat silky, his teeth white, and his disposition adorable.  It has all the vitamins and minerals added and costs only 39 cents a can; why can't you go out and sell a billion cans of it?"