How do you say Zničehonic se tu objeví po osmi měsících, kdy ani nezavolá, a jen protože ještě nemám dětskou postýlku a studentskou půjčku, jsem já ten pitomec? in English? She shows up out of nowhere after eight months of not calling, and because I don't already have a crib and a college fund set up, I'm the jerk? I'm gonna go do something in your honor. What?