Czech: Občas naplnil vanu studenou vodou, vysypal do ní krabičku soli a oznamoval: "Tady! Pacifik!" Pak do vany ve svém potápěčském obleku skočil, plácal ssebou jako opilá žába a stěžoval si, že ho pálí oči. translates into English as:
Sometimes Albert filled the bathtub with cold water, added a packet of salt and announced: 'Look! The Pacific!' And then Fred jumped into the water in his diving suit, splashing around like a drunken frog and complaining that his eyes were burning.