 I love avocados. I eat multiple avocados every week. I've never got an avocado hand. Really? Nope. You better knock on that Formica right now. No, you just got to be careful. That's all. Just careful. Proper technique. You're going to be fine. Z's coming in with an out-of-hand tomorrow. One doctor recommends holding the avocado down on a cutting board with your less dexterous hand, slicing it into the fruit with your dominant hand, cutting all around the fruit at the equator, then rolling it halfway over and cutting it again.