 Scrolling through my Facebook memories each morning over a quick breakfast, came across something today that I posted nine years ago about how I was pretty sure the summer of 2015 would be my only year of umpiring slow pitch softball. I referenced players who usually think they have a better view of a call when they're five times as far away from it as I am. They don't know the rules. They bark like they do. And a good portion of them tend to believe they're on the fast track to play for the United States softball.