 day that I posted nine years ago about how I was pretty sure the summer of 2015 would be my only year of umpiring slow pitch softball. I referenced players who usually think they have a better view of a call when they're five times as far away from it as I am. They don't know the rules, they bark like they do, and a good portion of them tend to believe they're on the fast track to play for the United States slow pitch team. Yes, there is such a thing.