 I don't have a cell phone yet. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You have a YouTube channel, but you don't have a smartphone? Oh, come on. Really? I carry a laptop around. I've had tablets around. I'm not the highest tech person in the world, but I use a built-in webcam. Occasionally, I've tried lavalier mics, but they don't even always work. But I've been doing this, but I need a way to...