 free this laptop with a 2 terabyte hard drive and 32 gigs of RAM an $800 value now yours free this $900 13 speed mountain bike free in fact everything in every store that costs less than $950 is completely entirely 100% free androids iPhones vacuum cleaners blenders can you fit it in your arms you can carry it out our prices are so insane he's gonna go out of business why are you doing this to me