 As in like the sign said closed for sex back in 30 minutes. At least he had a time limit on him, right? I like how it was. He timing that on a wristwatch. I get this. A surprising number of employees in the U.S. are apparently having hanky panky on the job. A September 2023 report found that a quarter of employees who work remotely are having sex during the boss's time. Well, yeah, of course. Right.