 J.D. Vance, my pick for vice president, fully prepared to step in, if need be, as our commander-in-chief. Oh, my God, I about, you know, I couldn't believe my eyes. What could be more horrifying than somebody as stupid, as idiotic, and evil as J.D. Vance? And he will be promoted by the media. And with his finger on the nuclear button. Right, and he will be promoted by the media as the Republican John Kennedy.