 It's just this old beat-up, mangy jersey of a player that hasn't been on your team for 10 years, and nobody's inspired you to buy a new one. So I'll open this up for football fans around the country. You're going to buy one, and you're going to spend $330. You have to ask your significant other, Honey, I'm going to invest in a jersey. 25% off, I'm buying it.