 Oh, well, that's disappointing. That's like telling a kid, hey, you're going to have a Mario-themed birthday, and on the day of, a fat Italian shows up drunk on mushrooms and kills his pet turtle. It's like, that's not what I thought you meant. I'm talking, of course, about J.D. Vance, who is now Trump's VP pick. You know, J.D. made headlines because he said Democrats were to blame for Trump's shooting because they compared Trump to Hitler. He also made headlines in 2016 for himself comparing Trump to Hitler. Yeah, I know it's hard to believe, but it turns out