 All right, so what's it going to be, softball, volleyball, or tennis? I'm pretty much thinking none of the above. You're going to sit right there and drink a beer, aren't you? I'm big on the beer and brat competition. I see. How many of those can you swallow this afternoon? I can take down a couple of brats. I don't think you've got enough brats. Don't tell me that. Do not say that. I don't think you've got enough brats, I'm telling you. 855-935-TALK is our phone number, 855-935-8255. Why would someone...