 Now, Mr. Gowan, I have a confession to make. I'm not really a police captain. I'm Jack Benny. Well, then be reading. What? I'm not really a genius. I'm just colossal. Oh, good, good. Now, Mr. Gowan, what I want to talk to you about is this. Look, as you probably know, I borrowed Ronald Coleman's Oscar and lost it, and I thought maybe you could lend me one. Now, you did win one last year for the best years of our lives, didn't you? I won nine.