 Nimrod's News. Boy, a few quickies here. Dude in Ohio peed on $500 worth of sandwiches at a store. Why do you do that? What is it with you and the sandwiches? Then a 62-year-old guy in Tennessee going viral after screaming at two kids threatening to throw their phones in the water and breaking their fishing rod because they were fishing at a lake behind his house. He was mad. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.