 Oh, gosh, Jimmy, Christmas is getting close, isn't it? Have you been pretty busy shopping? Was I busy shopping? Emphatically. The other day in a department store, I was caught in a muddle of womanhood. And just out of curiosity, I peeped over a lady's shoulder, and I'll never do that again. Why? I wound up in front of the store with my nose wrapped as a gift. It was addressed to a little old lady in Fresno.