 Watch the trailer. He's going from second to third on a trip or something. He starts diving about seven feet away from third base. Hits his face so hard into the dirt. There's not even a guy there. He's just like, I am going to... He was a kamikaze on the field. It's true. When he was diving into third, it looked like he was diving into a pool. That's dirt, man. Totally unnecessary, but that was so Pete Rose. If only that was his story.