 Obviously not going to happen here at Royal Troon. Shane Lowry, my guy, Shane Lowry, bogus. I don't know why he's my guy. I just always say it. He's your guy because he's pudgy. He's pudgy. He's always sort of hanging around. He's the patron saint of your non-athletic golfer argument. Yes. Big argument today. ESPN.com put out a top 100 list athlete since 2000. Tiger Woods was not number one. It was Michael Phelps. Shane Lowry was not even on the list. What's up with that?