 You know, if you had told me when I was a kid that one day a white trash hillbilly would have a shot at the White House, I would have been like, what, like with a potato gun? Like, no, no, as the vice president. Oh, damn, that's wild. Tell me more about this hero. What was he, a man of the people, civil rights attorney? No. Ivy League educated venture capitalist who first rose to fame by selling us all out. Oh.