 Sam, except to my most intimate friends. Well, my advice to you, Sam, is to be the hasty retreat. He's in a foul mood. Oh? Why, is he blind or older than he feels? I refer, of course, to your spectacular charm, Miss... if I may call you Miss. Please, this is neither the time nor the place. My name is Phyllis Watson, and my phone number is in the directory, if you're really interested. I could be. Thank you. And if a man answers, tell him you're my French teacher. Oui. Ahem.