 Ranger Station, Ranger speaking. Hi, I want to report a bear sighting. Location? My front door. Oh, really? And did the bear knock or use the doorbell? He used the doorbell. It was Smokey Bear. Now we're getting somewhere. Yeah, my husband was burning leaves in the yard. He just came inside for a second. Not a good idea. Smokey said the same thing. He said to never leave a fire unattended because it could lead to a wildfire. Yeah, but if it's too hot to touch, it's too hot to leave. Smokey said that too. We go way back.