 Big government shut my generation out of school for a year and a half. Big government let me not go to classes. I'd have classes online. Couldn't see my friends for a year and a half. They told me I was an evil, horrible human being if I invited grandma over for Thanksgiving dinner. I had to strap that diaper to my face every time I went outside. But I could pull it up to eat. Remember, Mike? That was okay. You couldn't get COVID-19. Or you could take it off as you walked to your table in the restaurant.