 Now, if you haven't any Alka-Seltzer handy now, you better get a 30 or 60 cent size package from your druggist right away. Because chances are you may want the fast relief Alka-Seltzer offers before the weekend's over. And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Well, since Grandpappy Spears has become a victim of amnesia, he doesn't remember having been married.