 Splinters? I aimed a mite too low and hit my own decoy. I thought you were a good shot, old-timer. Trouble was, I wasn't loaded. How'd you hit the decoy if there wasn't any shot in the gun? Oh, the gun was loaded, but I wasn't loaded. I shoot better when I had a couple of nips. Oh, I see. So I took a couple of nips of my homemade blackberry cordial, which is homemade out of potato peels and fusel oil, and then I... Hey, wait a minute. Hold it.