 So weird timing. Anthropologists have studied and argued about this forever. Like, did they really think he was the god Lono or some kind of manifestation of the god? But he comes ashore. They call him Lono. They bring him to the temple dedicated to Lono. And he is the central figure in this elaborate ritual. It's very strange. He seems to be a god. And the thing is, though, he does very little, if anything, to...