 Okay, so these are the runners-up. This cannot be Police Blotter Facts Friday without the wonderful theme song. Oh, excuse me. Why do you still read the newspaper? I like to keep up on local news, like the police blotter. Whenever the laws of any state are broken, a duly authorized organization swings into action. A fax! A fax is coming through! Oh, yeah, a fax! Here's the kind of adventure you've been waiting to hear. Hard-boiled action and mystery. So stand by for trouble and suspense. Stand by for adventure.