 On today's episode of Captain Sparkles, he's on his way to destroy the evil villains of dirt and grime by using his superpowers of... Actually, you just missed him. We did? Oh, this is going to be an awfully short episode. The windows are sparkling. The gutters are clean. The siding is power washed. You should have him take care of your cleaning projects. You know, I probably should. Is there some sort of special signal or something I should send out? No, just go to sparklesbt.com. Say that again? Sparklesbt.com. Amazing!