 Now, I had a bias because I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Not just a bit, a big bunch of nerd in high school. But you wrote about this, and you said, all of the cliquish, self-absorbed pettiness of your teenage years, amplified and intensified by age, power, and money. See that one example, Saturday night's White House Correspondents Dinner. Welcome to the show, and tell me what you observed about this little traditional event that happens every year. Well, that was just a side thought, because it's just so...