 It is a short story that I'm going to read you verbatim because I don't want to mess it up. I've heard the story, by the way, three or four different times from three or four different versions. I think this story's been redone in almost every nationality in the world. You know, I've seen an Indian version. I've seen a Hawaiian version. I've seen an Alaskan version. I've seen a European version. I've seen an island version. This one is the Mexican version, so don't take offense to that. It just happens to be the one I found on the Internet. And it goes...