 They love a list. They love a list. They love paperwork. Roast wild swan. Do you have such a thing today in the 21st century? It's illegal now to eat a swan. The king owns all the swans. Sounds very medieval, but you're not allowed to eat swans anymore. Well, they had meals that were not... I mean, to call them lavish is an understatement. And you make a list of what they drank at one meal.