 Shut up, Joe. It's genius. Get out of the way. Oh, no, it's brilliant. The other side just collapsed on itself. And the Washington Post is reporting that, depending on which Washington Post column you read, there's one version that says he has winnowed the field to two men to be his vice presidential running mate. One says two, one says three. So let's go with the three. Here's who they say they are. J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, and Doug Burgum. Those are the three.