 A man who had more illegitimate children that doesn't speak well for him than the whole audience combined. I'm telling you right now, you know who I'm talking about? Screaming Jay, and his real name was Jealousy. I'm not making that up. J-A-L-A-C-Y Hawkins. Screaming Jay Hawkins. Now, you've heard all kinds of dedications through the years on the radio. Here's one you've never heard, but I know a lot of people are doing this right now, listening to the radio. This goes out to everyone listening to WNIS who's taken a dump.