 I don't think so. Jefferson had his wife, and then he had her half-sister. Franklin loved the ladies, especially in Paris. And they loved him, apparently. All right. He put that key on the kite. Was he married? That was the first Viagra. But was he cheating on a wife? Little joke. Was he cheating on a wife? I think so. I think, you know, they were very sexually open. Actually, you could get...