 is denying a Vanity Fair report saying he barbecued and ate what appears to be a dog. Now, this is his defense. He says, I'm a very adventurous eater. I'll eat anything, but I wouldn't eat a dog. Now, right there, how does this guy's mind work? I'll eat anything. What does anything mean? Anything means everything. But then he says, I wouldn't eat a dog. So he contradicts himself in the same sentence. Definitely should be our president.