 Women are in peril. A lot of times always are. Get one. There's bear spray. There's pepper spray. All of it's legal. You don't need an FFL. You don't need to go fill out paperwork and arm yourself that way if you don't want a firearm. These are $379.99 for the handgun version. I'll tell you what. That's a lot of money. Well, it is. You could get a real gun. You could, but then, you know, some women...