 That looked like a wax uniform, but it wasn't because the hat was different. And it turns out that she was a dietician, and dieticians were actually in the nurse's corps, not the regular women's army corps. So that's why her hat was different. So now I tell a story about my aunt, the dietician, who went into service during the Second World War, and her first assignment was in Lafayette, Louisiana. Now, Janice J., how long does the story have to be?