 To show you how easy it is to file a claim with GEICO, we hired a Shakespearean actor. Oh, woe is me. Wherefore are thy claims help when I hadst offend a bender? Pardon the interruption, but when you file a claim with GEICO, your claims team will be in touch right away. But willest they forget about me later when thou needest updates? Um, no. They'll always be there to, um, helpeth you out. Well, I suppose that I should bemoaned something else.