 You're home for top-shelf radio in a bottom-feeding political world. It is, of course, Friday, July the 5th. I am off. I'm actually on the way to Vegas to perform at the Green Valley Ranch tonight. If you want to see me in action, that's a 7 p.m. show. If you want to check me out in Vegas, see Jenny, see the Link Man, the whole Barnyard Jamboree. We will be there slanging jokes, singing the hits. But right now, we are here with you for the next hour. It is, of course, a best-of episode, so I brought by two of my favorites. Batting leadoff!