 The data points to the need for conversations about the risks of STDs, which can mimic other age-related conditions with older patients. I'm wondering, what do you think the chances are that Joe is suffering from syphilis? And he got it from the Kewpie doll wearing the lampshade. Oh, boy. Seriously, did you know that ACDC had a song about venereal disease? Did you know that? You're a disc jockey. You should know that stuff.