 I mean, come on. Would you buy that excuse? Is that a good one? Is that better? How about this? How about Hunter was over for dinner right before the debate, and he spilled what Joe thought was salt, and Joe tried to help clean it up, and he got some on his fingers. Unbeknownst to Joe, it was China white cut with fentanyl, and so he's completely smacked out, man. How about this? How about this excuse?