 before I skip town for vacation. Man, I am a mess, but I'm about to get a lot messier on the road. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, sir. Well, it'll be a great way to go through the holiday weekend. So to everybody out there listening who is in on the joke that if you live in this country, you have hit the lottery by virtue of the fact that you were born here, happy birthday, America. Going to be 248 years old this week, same age as Nancy Pelosi.