 The zealous beginner who announces proudly to everyone he knows that he's going to take up tennis. Well, that always cracks me up. Have you ever seen a license plate, doctor to be? Yeah, right, right. Astronaut to be. Yeah, right. How about moron now? Let me know when you've done it. You know, it's like the old radio thing. You know, brag about what you're going to do, then actually do it, and then brag that you did it. But you've got to actually do it.