 Abraham Lincoln and Karl Marx were pen pals. No, they weren't. Marx sent him a letter and he responded to it. I think that was about the end of it. It's not like, well, you know, Abraham Lincoln was really considering deeply the possibility that communism might be a really good thing for America. That's what these lunatics want us to think. And nothing could be farther from the truth. Just because somebody sends me a letter doesn't mean we're best friends now. If somebody sends me an email and I respond to it...