 This is how much of a weirdo I am. When I voted and then they said, no, you get to keep the pen. I sat there for like two minutes as I walked back to my car and I'm like, I wonder how much money they're spending on pens. Yeah, exactly. The waste. On dick pens. Bill Bass just brought us this New York Post headline. Biden vows to return for a second debate against Trump after disastrous...