 We're not even near the dog days of summer. We haven't even hit the all-star break yet. I mean, come on. The Yankees are in the dog days of summer. The Yankees are in the dog days of summer. I say we because I feel tied to the team at this point. I've been watching every game. I've texted my parents about it. They're in Florida, and I'm texting them. They're in the subway series. Your dad's watching. Oh, my goodness. My mom's texting me. We got to...