 Boone, make it make sense, my man. It's funny. I can smell the gasoline simmering in the dumpster fire that's starting here. Oh, and then if that wasn't bad enough, I'm also a Lakers fan, right? Ronnie James, go ahead and get drafted in the second round. And everyone's excited, right? Maybe I should be more excited. The opportunity to play basketball with your dad, right? No, I need championships. I want rings. I don't root for a good story. Man, he is.