 He was a horse. If John Carlos Stanton was a horse, he'd be a trotter. Shout out to Julie Warren trotting on. You know what? Stanton, you don't really know what you're going to get out of him, but he looks great. Well, he surprised the hell out of me. You know what I was saying? Get him off the team. He was batting 245. He hit 18 home runs. Then he got hurt. I think he tripped over Glaber Torres as he was coming out of the dugout.