 I'm going with DQ. He was obviously being facetious, but was he? If Micah Parsons and the Dallas Cowboys can't put pen to paper on a long-term deal, Micah won't be there for long. I promise you. The writing is on the wall, folks, about what's going on in Dallas. For your teammate, damn just your teammate, because I've been in a college football locker room before. I haven't played pros, but I played in college.