 There's the eager passengers, which stand up immediately after landing. I don't do that. I just sit there because it takes forever. The BYO meal, bringing smelly food on board. The weak bladder, frequent seat getters. The chatty Kathy, neighbors who talk throughout the flight. The armrest hog, seatmates taking up all the armrests. The two relaxed, feet on or between your seat. The clapper, applauding when the plane lands. That's me. Yay, we made it alive. No kidding.