 I became a hockey fan. The cheerleader from the Tampa Bay Lightning was in my face, and I screamed so shriveling loud. She pretended to throw a T-shirt like six inches, and it was amazing. It was amazing. I mean, hockey, I like hockey. You don't really like hockey. You're just saying you like hockey. You don't watch hockey. I like hockey in person. In person, I like hockey. You like the idea of hockey. And you don't live anywhere near an NHL arena, so you don't really like hockey.