 Instead of Grimace running for president, what if I ran under my normal platform of gas and milk under $2 a gallon? Everything else I figure out. But Grimace is my running mate. And Grimace is the vice president. Even better. Yeah, there we go. Now, wait a minute. How do you get gas and milk under $2? Do you like massive subsidies like keeping the WNBA afloat? So it's really not. It's an artificial price, in other words.