 So I saw a Roman... Without eye protection. I saw a Roman candle war one time. This is a true story. And these kids were... This was like the year before my high school year. And these guys were shooting them at each other at a park. And one of the fireballs landed in the other guy's mouth. He was like, oh! They were shooting them at each other. And one of the fireballs from the Roman candle landed inside his mouth. And the inside of his cheek was lit up. It was bad. All I can say is...