 Do I really have to work 9 to 5? Jason can walk in and order food at any time. You have to be ready. You sound like the kid who's running for junior high president and promises Coca-Cola in the drinking fountains. Come on, Jason didn't go to junior high. No, come on, man. That would be Diet Coke. Diet Coke in the drinking fountains. That's right, because after all the McDonald's you eat, the Diet Coke really balances it out. Drinking fountains, dude.