 What kind of wishy-washy gods are these? Like even the pagan gods of yesteryear demanded a sacrifice. You had to pull a toenail from an old guy or something, I think. But knocking on wood, some people don't even knock on wood. They just say knock on wood. Haven't been sick all year, knock on wood. What, are you trying to trick the gods now? What are you doing? Knocking wasn't easy enough for you?