 I'm not good at it. You know how you're supposed to go into the pro shop ahead of a game of golf and buy all of your equipment, balls and tees and stuff like that? Well, the guy in the pro shop recognizes me. So when he sees me coming, he goes and sits in the back of the golf cart so he can sell me stuff as I go from hole to hole. And every tee and I'm like... Great. Can I get another five iron? Great.