 Finally, in honor of National French Friday, the fast food chain Shake Shack will offer a fry-shaped body pillow for $150. Oh, interesting. How did they know you sleep alone? Wow. Wow. Wow. I thought that was a stunt food joke, and I hate stunt food. It's like a stunt accessory. Anyway, a couple of completely unrelated to the main story of the day stories that I found interesting.