 Also, the national pastime of Tahiti is making love, says Bob Hope. But we silly fools pick baseball. Here's a golfing joke. Joke. First golfer, I have the greatest ball in the world. You can't lose it. Second golfer, how so? Well, if you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night, it glows.