 Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. As such, it's my duty, and I'll let you in on a little secret. It's also my pleasure to see to it the decent, hard-working people in this community aren't robbed blind by a pack of money-mad pirates. You're listening to Safe Money Radio. In the name of democracy, let us all unite!