 Charles, dear, you know the ceiling fan you installed last week? Shouldn't the blade thingies go round and round? Oh, yeah. Maybe that's what the red wire was for. Can I be of service? When you're out of your depth, when those little electrical jobs are just too much for you to figure out, one man will be by your side, fighting for truth, justice, and a safe electrical installation. The H.L. Bowman Moment.