 Ring, ding, diddle, diddle, I-D-O, ring, da, diddle, I-O. Around the Bonnie Star the Scots kilt did lift and show. Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees. Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gulps at what he sees. And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes, Oh, lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize.