 The guy who played Napoleon in Napoleon Dynamite, the movie which is celebrating its 20th anniversary, which if you're of a certain age really makes you feel old. How is that possibly a 20-year-old movie? I would have guessed five. Old man syndrome. When that came out, all of my friends were stuck in Napoleon Dynamite speak for months. It's hard to watch it and not start talking to them. Gosh. Gosh.