 Hello, police. Listen, you've got to help me. You've got to. I don't know how you can, but my name is Watson, Joe Watson. I'm a driver for the Acme Sanitary Hand Laundry. Address? Where I am? I don't know. That's part of the trouble. Now, look. Hey, wait. Listen, I know it sounds crazy, but it's true. Check the laundry. Check the veterans. I'm an XGI. They'll tell you I'm straight. Well, I'm in a room someplace. I don't know where it is or how I got here or what I'm here for.