 We bring back that nation belt buckle? Here's the thing. Here's a tip about belt buckles. They can't be too big. This is what I've learned. When I hold this belt buckle in my hand, it looks obscenely monstrous. There's no way this should be on my body. Well, it's a manhole cover, to be clear. But on an outfit, it seems to work. So you can't go too big.