 So Saturday morning, I go to the grocery store, and I'm like, I'm going to get stuff. My husband's birthday was over the weekend, so I was going to get stuff to make his special breakfast and everything. But there were these things called champagne mangoes. I had never heard of champagne mangoes, but they're not the same color as regular mangoes. They're yellow on the outside. And they were like, buy one, get one free. So I was like, I'm going to try champagne mangoes. This sounds delightful. So I grabbed two of the mangoes. The fact that they were discounted should have been your tip. Knock off mangoes.