 Well, good news. I guess you only have to be president for six hours a day, like one quarter of the time of the day. Probably none of our enemies will do anything outside the hours of 10 to 4. So long as it happens to 10 and 4, he can basically string together a sentence and spell the word cat if spotted the C and the T. But outside those hours, he's basically hitting his head on the toilet and inventing the flux capacitor, this guy.