 The cup lands on our test. Our test charges into the stands, punches the guy he thought had thrown the cup, but he actually got the wrong guy, and his lawyer has it. The reason the gentleman who threw the cup, his name was John, did so as part of a $50 bet. No, folks, you cannot make this stuff up. And, of course, as luck would have it, Commissioner David Stern was watching. And the game on TV, and it's...