 Just call me a midget. Just say it. Well, let's be honest about it. I'm afraid to ask you to play Short People by Randy Newman. It's one of my favorite songs, and I have left it off the repertoire for eight years for a reason. You know, you can at least call me a leprechaun. A leprechaun? That's nicer than short person. Of course, I'm not the shortest person in the building.