 From arms to legs, I saw the hairiest-legged women yesterday I've ever seen in my life. Do tell. The protesters outside the building. Were you at some sort of hippie strip club? Oh, no, the protesters. It was some of the various groups protesting on behalf of Hamas. Yeah, up with Hamas, down with America. Go to hell, scumbags. And I wish my legs were that hairy. I got hairy legs.