 Hey, you know, this song has sing-along written all over it. Would you join me and sing this song? If you don't know the words, don't worry about it. I'm going to tell you the words as we go along. Let's try it. Oh, don't pet the dog. Don't pet the dog. Don't pet him whatever you do. Don't pet him whatever you do. He ain't been fixed. He ain't been fixed. He knows some tricks. He knows some tricks. I'm sure he'll make a fool out of you. Let's go.