 I had potatoes last night. My wife made them. They were amazing. I don't need this day here. Who came up with these? Who voted for these? Did you get a say? Did you get to voice your opinion on these decisions? I know I didn't. I guess these started innocuous enough like, hey, today's National Pizza Day. Okay, so what? Big pizza, corporate pizza runs a marketing play and pays off Google or whoever to put it on your calendar that you can't take off. Okay.