 Oh, to get born, keep warm, short pants, romance, learn to dance, get dressed, get blessed, try to be a success, please her, please him, buy gifts, don't steal, don't live, 20 years of schooling and they put you on the day shift, look out, yeah, they keep it all hid, better jump down the manhole, light yourself a candle, don't wear sandals, try to avoid the scandal, don't want to be a bum, you better chew gum, the pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle.