 You know, like the assassination of Franz Ferdinand that triggered the First World War. That was just a major screw-up. They had, like, seven different assassins lined up on the parade route for Franz Ferdinand visiting Sarajevo, and, you know, one guy chickened out, another guy went to the wrong house to get his gun, another guy threw the hand grenade, but it didn't go off, and the actual killer threw the hand grenade, and...