 I just came across a story in the Oregonian. A woman died recently. Therapist died. Beloved therapist. Beloved. They figured out she wasn't actually a therapist. Somehow after she died, that became clear she was not a therapist at all. She had been faking it for years. Hmm. Did she listen to people, tell them their problems, tell her their problems, and then give them advice? And charge for it, which I guess is where the actual crime comes in. But in terms of...