 Oh, I would buy a Bic lighter at a gas station on the way to a concert just so I had one in my pocket. You would, and a lot of people would, but just think about it. Who doesn't have a phone? That's true. You didn't have one one day last week. That's true. I thought you were bragging that you had your phone when you started waving it around like, I brought my phone to work. But that's the one time I've ever done that. May I just say the reason I think that I woke up with this in my brain today is