 Pretty vicious reading, I thought. Ten years we've been married and you ain't learned to cook yet. What happened to the sardines tonight? Well, how should I know? When I got ready to serve them, all I did was pour something over them called vodka. Yeah, I wondered why they were whipping each other with a celery and yelling, Mewtree! Oh, I don't know why I ever married you in the first place. Are you kidding? We've been married ten years. You still don't know how to cook.