 Well, I guess you're happy that you got all your Christmas shopping done, huh? Oh, no, I'm not happy at all. I just hate the idea of being away from my folks at Christmas. I'm especially homesick today because I just got a letter from my mother. From your mother? Yes. I've got the letter right here. She writes to me, Dear George. Uh... Dear George? Yes. I always wore my brother's hand-me-down clothes, and we never got around to telling Mother.