 What are you doing for your coal, Santa? I was going to buy some cough drops, but they cost a lot of money, and I was going to buy some Bromo quinine, but I didn't want to spend the money for that either. You know, there's a lot of scotch in you. Don't stand so close to me, you won't notice me. Say, look, I've been asking people along the boulevard about their Christmas shopping. Are you buying any presents this Christmas? Oh, yes, yes. I was trying to get something for Mom, but she's so hard to buy for, you know. Pop gets her everything. Why, is he wealthy? No, he's a shoplifter.