 Are you up here buying Christmas presents, Miss Ryan? Yes, I just came out of the Broadway Hollywood, and it was so terribly crowded that I got shoved along into the furniture department, and a terrible thing happened. What's that? Before I knew it, I'd been gift-wrapped and sent to a family in Glendale as an early American coffee table. Well, there is a resemblance. You both have knotty pine legs. I know. Aren't they sporty?