 And nitro isn't a thing that chickens can pick up anywhere. I've got to look into this. What do you think's going on, Nick? Can't tell you, but here's what we'll do. We'll all go to the store where Waldo's landlady bought these eggs. We'll each buy as many as we can carry and bring them back here and test them. Who knows? Maybe we'll find crooks in our omelet. THE END