 That's not funny, I guess. Okay, 704-570-1110, can you convert an LP gas grill to a natural gas grill? Yes, you can. You can. You guys were talking about griddles, and I did that. I converted, and we bought a Blackstone, but we converted. I bought a kit, and it came with, actually, mine came with not only the orifices, which are fairly easy to change,