 If you don't have either of those things handy or if the fire is already too large to contain that way, then use your fire extinguisher. And if you don't have a fire extinguisher, then hopefully you have a fire blanket. If you don't have a fire blanket and you can't smother it with a lid and you don't have baking soda or salt or the fire is too big by this point to put it out that way, then just toss yourself into the fire as penance for being so woefully unprepared. Now, actually, your last resort in that situation is to get out of the house and call 911. So you didn't think you'd get fire safety tips on the Matt Walsh show today, but that's where the conversation took us.