 Rhonda, I haven't seen you since we whipped up The Great Lover. By the way, you know how Paramount happened to choose me to play The Great Lover, don't you? The economy wave? Please, girl, name one actor who could have played the part better than I did. Well, let's see. Oh, there's Van Johnson. Van Johnson. You mean the pumped-up Mickey Rooney? Look, Rhonda, I don't want to disillusion you, but Van Johnson's a big fake. Even his freckles are phony. Oh, you mean those freckles aren't real? No, MGM sprays ketchup at him through a screen door. That takes care of him. Next.