 After the law was passed against gum chewing, they arrested one German because his jaws were moving. Policeman said, you were either chewing gum, talking, or eating. The man said, I was only breathing. Policeman said, let me see your permit. laughter See, imagine if they abolished gum chewing here in America, we'd be in an awful fix. What would hold the theater seats together? laughter I owe a lot of wonderful memories to gum chewing. I used to chew it as a kid, and my girlfriend used to chew it too. In fact, when we kissed, sometimes it lasted three hours. laughter