 He's from this town in Texas, says he's a surfer, got a new surfboard, supposedly president of the company he works for and flying to New York for business. I wouldn't have known he was married if he hadn't been wearing his wedding ring. Excuse me, rubbing my eye. I didn't know what else to do to self-record. Ha ha. Ha ha face. Do your thing, TikTok. Hashtag find the wife.