 But anyway, that's a cancellation for another time. And I know you might say that there's a contradiction here because on one hand, I'm canceling shoes, while on the other hand, I'm getting mad at people for not wearing them. Yes, I admit that this is mixed messaging, but never mind that. I'm emotional and for good reason. Here's the point. As a parent, shoes have become the bane of my existence. I have nightmares about shoes. I am haunted every day by them.