 Because you're a tool, is why. I cannot even believe this. Guys, they wrote, let me count the paragraphs for this story. But that 2012 Spotify playlist, though. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Oh my gosh, 20 paragraphs. This is over 2,000 words. Good Lord. On mundane transactions from Venmo.