 they'll have all kinds of piercings in their face, and I think you had a nice-looking face before you put all these piercings through it, but it's not my business. You want to mutilate your body, go ahead. But mutilating children, could we agree, should be absolutely off-limits chemically or surgically? Well, the problem is that if you are like me and you should be something else, there's actually physical...