 Maybe I'll give all the naysayers a little bit of an advantage today and say, you know what, when I'm under the weather, I got a little bit of a laryngitis, maybe you can take advantage of me. But welcome to Conspiracy Theory Thursday, and I think I've got a good one for you. But first, welcome to the show. If you want to jump into the best conversation and talk journalism, it's right here every day at 866-HEY-LARS.