 Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gerskovich has attended a hearing behind closed doors in his trial in Russia on espionage charges. Charges that he... You are a waste, a loser. Everyone hates you. Why don't you just stay in your car and keep driving? I'm serious. Drive until you run out of gas, then get out of your car and walk until you find someone who doesn't think you're dumber than bricks. Could take a while, but at least all that walking might burn a couple of calories.