 That song just sounds cool. And on a hot day like it is throughout so much of the country right now, you need something cool on a hot day. Today is 7-Eleven, which means it's time to get yourself a free Slurpee. Stop by any participating 7-Eleven. This is the worst advertisement in history. Get a free small Slurpee drink, cherry or Coca-Cola, cool down, 7-Eleven, because that's the name of the store. That's the insight you only get from one Todd Patrick Pyro. More Fox Across America after this.