 Did you know Lars has a face for radio? He's hideous! Want to see? Follow him on Instagram at the Lars Larson Show. You're listening to the best of the Lars Larson Show. Welcome back to the program. It's a pleasure to be with you on what we like to call Conspiracy Theory Thursday. I want to get some of your calls, and then in a moment, I want to talk about this crazy plan to save the salmon.