 I'm really not doing well. Please don't judge me. I can't bring myself to give any more f***s than I do, so putting my hair up millennial style, okay? None of that clean girl, slicked back bun s***. Honestly, though, I don't care how depressed I am. I will not wear my hair in a ponytail like that. I put on some earrings, though. Good for me. I'm wearing Crocs to work because I'm sad. Please don't ask me why there's Tupperware on the floor. Okay, have a nice day.