 And at the very worst, you could end up dead and drowned and at the bottom of the ocean. Well, the government has something that Jason Williams, the founder of the Taxpayer Association of Oregon, calls sneaker taxes, which are almost as bad. The minute you turn your back, at the very least, they're going to soak you if they hit you with one of these sneaker taxes. And at the very worst, they might just drown you. Jason, welcome back to the program. Hey, it's great to be here. Yes, they are sneaker because...