 That's a mighty bad newspaper. Oh, you don't know what you're talking about, you old fossil. Now, that's no way to talk to Grandpa Clem. After all, he was in the Civil War. Well, my grandpa was in the Civil War, too, but he was neutral. Neutral? Yeah. He sold good humors to both sides. Grandpappy, Clem's been hanging around that wooda again. Oh, he has, Hedgie. Clem, what are you hanging around her for? Oh, wouldn't you like to know?