 Or, hey, I know, maybe he could have asked one of Cheadle's chipmunks to just pass him up his backpack. Says this piece, the alleged lone gunman, Yashur, managed to evade cops and the so-called Secret Service at least three times, even though he'd been deemed suspicious and could have been on the roof for, ah, maybe 30 minutes or so before he finally got around to pulling the trigger, time after time. But did he fire six or seven shots, or did he only fire three? Hmm.