 A year ago, I was going to a career fair. I didn't want to pay for parking, unfortunately, and so I parked in a liquor store parking lot. Unfortunately, when I came back, my car wasn't there, and so my first logical line of thinking was it got towed. And after a few phone calls with the police and the tow company in the area, as well as the owner of the lot, they told me it hadn't been towed by them, so...