 So for their morning routines, they wake up at a leisurely hour. They do 45 minutes of yoga, an hour of meditation. They go into their immaculate remodeled kitchen with top-of-the-line appliances that they could somehow afford despite not having a job. They make some kind of green, healthy smoothie, go for a jog, do some crunches. Then they go consult their personal guru who lives on a goat farm at the top of a mountain. Then they have lunch.