 Please tell us you're against free speech and against religious freedom and against gun ownership in the hands of law-abiding Americans. Please tell us you want Americans to be dependent on foreign oil from our enemies and you want the dollar to lose its world reserve status. Please tell us you want more boys competing in girls' sports and you want our boys to change their gender to girls. Please say it loudly and proudly. I dare you. I double dare you. Those are the planks and promises and platform.