 Seems like every day the Target store is saying, hey, someone's trying to steal from us. Hey, someone tried to steal this. And Sacramento's like, well, we've had enough of your phone calls. Don't you know that people are allowed to steal? As a matter of fact, stealing is a right in the Constitution. Well, wait, I looked at the Constitution. Where is it? Oh, it's not there. It's like abortion. We decided it is. But you calling, that's a nuisance. So the city warned Target that if they didn't stop calling 911...