 that you call it buzzed even though the law calls it drunk. You could kiss $10,000 goodbye along with any chance of having a girlfriend because nothing says I'm a catch more than a guy who lives in his parents' basement and calls it my place. Buzzed, busted, and broke because buzzed driving is drunk driving. A message from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Ad Council. My name is Juanita Segura and I was diagnosed in November of 2014 with non-small cell lung cancer.