 If he hired someone to shoot at his head, I mean, all I can say is that if I really wanted something and the only way I could obtain it somehow was to allow someone else to aim an AR-15 at my ear, I would choose to simply not have that thing, whatever it is, whether it's the presidency or anything else. So even in the left's feverish imagination, even in the fictional land of their most far-fetched, deranged conspiracy theories...