 Newspapers report the capture of a flying saucer at a ranch near the town of Roswell and question the U.S. military's story about the crash of a weather balloon. Anyway, in the 1990s, the military will finally reveal that the top-secret nuclear test monitoring balloon was recovered at the site. So it apparently wasn't really a flying saucer. Well, then it's true. The government said so. Exactly. Birthdays today. Famous folks celebrating their birthdays today. Oh, let's pull that up. I know what...