 When I grow up, I want to be offended by my co-workers and walk around the office on egg salad and have my words policed by HR. Words like grandfather, peanut gallery, one can nasty, no can do. When I grow up, I want to be obsessed with emotional safety and do workplace sensitivity training all day long. When I grow up, I want to climb the corporate ladder just by following the crowd. I want to be a conformist. I want to weaponize my pronouns. What are pronouns?