 All right, so that's how dumb it is. There's a story here in San Antonio that I probably have told you about over the years. There is a man and a woman who have fallen in love. They might even be married. The woman has decided she's a man. Yet somehow they got pregnant the natural way, and it was covered as a news story in this area as if there was a pregnant man in San Antonio. When, of course, it was just a man and a woman that had...