 EmTech provides the very best protection for your home or business. Call EmTech or visit EmTechPestControl.com and Facebook. EmTech. E-M-T-E-C. The guys in the red shirt since 1979. Hey, Stumpy, what if we self-identify as humans? Yeah, but we'd still have the brains of a termite. Well, then we could go into politics. We'd fit right in.