 Hey, yo, this is my grandson, Mike. It's his 18th birthday. Man. Wow, one of the best years of my life. Well, when I was 18, the ladies used to think I was fine. Yeah, your grandma, maybe. Oh, come on, man. He's a smart guy, but I thought he could use a little advice today. Start putting away some money. Call your mother. And now that you're 18, you need to sign up with the Selective Service System.