 Hi, this is Jerry from Quality Heating, Cooling, Plumbing and Electric. If your air conditioner dies in the hot summer heat, you'll be grumpy, uncomfortable and sweating like a pig in your very own home. So you need... I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop you right there, Jerry. Okay, Biggins, is it? The Quality Heating, Cooling, Plumbing and Electric Quality Control Bulldog. As a gesture of tolerance towards our porcine companions, perhaps we could refrain from pig stereotypes in our advertising.