 Hello, America. From behind my cardboard microphone, yes, it is me. With somebody else's hands tied behind my back. We're glad you're here. My name is Glenn Beck, and we have quite a program for you. Wouldn't you say, Stu? Big, big, big. Huge. Huge. Enormous. Enormous program coming up for you. Not today, but one of these days, we'll spring that upon you. Today, we'll take about two hours and 15 minutes of entertainment and jam, pack it,