 Join us for the Ted Riley Show, Saturday mornings from 8 to 10 on 1230 WBBZ. Uncle Sam? You just turned 18, right? It's time to register at SSS.gov. Excuse me? It only takes a minute, and it makes you eligible for student aid and millions of federal jobs. Plus, well, it's every man's responsibility. What do you say? Okay, I'll do it. Here's my quill. Um, I'll just use my phone.