 kitchen counters, bathroom counters, tile floors, even a new shower. And Natural Stone Interiors offers a 100% satisfaction guarantee. I know. If it's fixable, they'll fix it for as long as you live there. So tell me about this accident. Well, you remember I was remodeling a bathroom for this guy, but his wife was in the bathtub at the time, and he got real mad and came in with a shotgun. You mean he shot you? No, I mean I had an accident. Oh.