 shoot a real bullet 25 millimeters from his brain. He went out and found some random 20-year-old and trusted the guy to give him an ear piercing from 150 yards out. Of course, the funny thing is that if Trump really did this, which, as anybody with an IQ above freezing already knows, he didn't, it would still mean that he's incredibly brave. I mean, it would mean that he's an evil, conniving villain, yes, but certainly the bravest evil, conniving villain in history.