 before we start the show it's like you never went to mass unless you take communion that's what they told you and don't cross your eyes at any given time because someone might smack you in the back of your head it will stay that way for the rest of your life oh and by the way yeah don't eat it don't go back in the pool uh after you've had lunch you might get cramps and die all right let's see who's on the phone just first let's see who's there and uh hi you're on the live at five show