 Oh, oh, oh, yeah So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me away Cause I've been standing in this line for like five whole days Me and security ain't getting along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone So just take me home where the moon is mellow and the roses are thrown M&M's are yellow and the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker Everybody gets a nice autographed picture One for you and one for your sister Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener