 You remind me of my jeep, I wanna wax your baby. Remind me of my bank account, I wanna spend your pay. That's from You Remind Me of Something by R. Kelly. The song is smooth with a funky bottom and a sexy lead vocalist. Why does it grit my teeth every time I hear it? Well, it's not because I'm, as one of my sons put it, an old man who just can't interpret the young whippersnappers.