 As if you couldn't hate the Kansas City Chiefs enough, Hallmark is making a Kansas City Chiefs-themed Christmas movie called Holiday Touchdown, A Chief's Love Story. They say it's not Taylor Swift-related, and it'll premiere later this year during the Countdown to Christmas on the Hallmark Channel, if that's your thing. It might not be, or it might be. You never know. It's Rob Rush and Metallica, their latest off of 72 seasons, Screaming Suicide on the Shark.