 Hiya, Jonesy. Why, Floribel Fly, what are you doing in England? Came to see you win the English Derby. What a treat. Who would have thought there'd be so many Americans over here to cheer me on? You want a tip for your paper, Flo? You bet I do. Tell your readers to pawn their jewels, go into hock, and play Yankee Doodle straight to win.