 Shalom, shalom, shalom. Oh. You didn't get a visa. No, not this week, not last week, not last month, not next month. The communists will not let me go. Oh, it's insane. Surely they are helping you at the Palestinian consulate? But to them, I am not a Jew. I can't believe it. Oh, it's an outrage. I am a Christian. I am even a Christian missionary. Therefore, they insist I cannot be a Jew.