 Imagine a girl in a skirt about eight feet in diameter with good, solid hoops to hold it up, trying to shift gears in traffic. Yes, I see what you mean. She'd have trouble getting in a phone booth, too, wouldn't she? Absolutely. And if she did manage to get in, she'd very soon get tired of standing up because her dress would probably weigh 40 pounds. 40 pounds? Well, that is a lot of dress, maestro. Analyze that for us, will you?