 So when I met her, I wasted no time But stuck up Roxanne, pay me no mind She thought my name was Larry, I told her it was Gary She said she didn't like it, so she chose to call me Barry She said she loved to marry, my baby she would carry And if he had a baby, he'd name the baby Harry Her mother's name is Mary, which is really quite contrary Her face is very hairy, and you can say he's scary So there's him, not every, our father's a fairy His wife's a second-generation