 Your husband works for the government? He was a mailman, but they fired him because they didn't like the way he dragged his bag. They didn't like the way he dragged his bag? Yeah, but that wasn't his bag dragging. It was him. Oh, oh. I get you. What a mailman he was. He used to open other people's mail. That's terrible. What's so terrible? He can't read. Oh, well, that's different. He used to come home from work in his uniform and ask me to play post office. Oh, the kissing game, post office. Yeah, only when he played it was the dead letter office.