 Look, kid, you know, after looking at this picture of you, I've been thinking, you know, you and me could tread beautiful water together. Why, Archie, do you swim, too? Honey, I am known as Archie the Aquacat. Underwater, I'm dynamite. You and me got to get on a 50-foot diving board sometime. I'll show you how we can do a half-Nelson together.