 a police officer was patrolling in the middle of the night, and it began to rain on his car. So he turns on his windshield wipers and noticed that it's not really rain, but the windshield wipers were smearing this gooey-like substance over his windshield. So he gets out to examine it, and he's wearing gloves, examines the goo, and it says it's kind of jello-like.