 I'm not doing any dances. I'm not doing no fun dances around Fandango. Dances around some flamingo hat or something. I just want to go to a movie. What do you mean Fandango? Well, I'm just trying to figure out what movies are playing. But what's a Fandango? It's a service that provides movie listings. You know what I do for the movies? I look in the newspaper. I see the movie theater by me. What movie's playing? What time's playing? I go. Is that so hard about it? What? Fandango. All of a sudden I'm on Dancing with the Stars.