 Private Collins reporting, Chief Cody. At ease, Collins. Yes, sir. Miss Garland, this is one of our engine men, Hooksy Collins. Here's the young lady who's going to write a magazine story about us, Collins. Ah, you could write a whole story about the chief himself, Miss Collins. There's so much to write about all of you, Mr. Collins. I hardly know where to begin. Now, for instance, your name. Oh, Collins? Oh.