 I ain't been to school now for most a week. I got a big lump on my left hand cheek. Teacher said not to come back again till the doctor made it better. Ma said, oh, it ails my child. His face is full of lumps. And Pa looked at me and said, oh, Bee Chicks, our angel has the mumps. I've got the mumps. I've got the mumps. Ma gave me a chorus. All right, that's it for me.