 You can chew it or put it in a pipe or put it on a piece of paper and roll it up. The shipping exec has to stifle his laughter. And, of course, we might now regret there wasn't more 16th century skepticism about rolling up tobacco leaves and smoking them. Tapes of Bob Newhart's routines eventually made their way to a record company. The result was the 1960 comedy album The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart.