 Well, this is not the news. No way is this the news. In fact, if you get the free first Thursday of the month chocolate sundae from the Dairy King, limit one sundae while supplies last. And after you eat your last bite, you could then put on your Spider-Man mask and go undercover to get your second free chocolate sundae, and you would still not be as far away from the news as this is. But this is P.R.R.