 Christine Gregory. Beautiful, smart, kind. I quickly calculate trajectories and modulate my pace so that I'll arrive when she arrives. I'll open the door for her. We'll get to talking. It's gonna be great. Good plan. Then, out of the periphery of my vision, coming from the other direction, I spy this guy, Harold. Harold sees me. Harold sees Christine. He's thinking, if I'm slick, I'm gonna bump into Christine first before that fool does.