 Right. No thanks. You'd end up on your head. Who knows where you'd end up if you're that high up. There was a couple of feet off the ground at least before they landed. Wear this mouth guard before you go down the slide. Yeah, exactly. And meanwhile, a Portland, Oregon man had a less than thrilling and much more claustrophobic start to his weekend. Portland Fire and Rescue posted on social media about how they responded to a report.