 Thank you for listening to 70-year-old radio host complains every Saturday, 9 to noon. Let's go to Mel calling from Sparks. Oh, Mel, if USA Today were a TV show, which show would it be, my friend? At a date, your 70-year-old comment and most of your listeners, we are the TV show right after the Star Spangled Banner was played at 1 o'clock in the morning.