 I called you up to see if you want to go to watch me rub some doggies in the rodeo. I took a drink, I says it was the last. Before I knew it, I was talking trash. You did not know I was a skydiver. I broke my leg, it didn't even hurt. You can't show me that I'm both your man. It's like the girl who grabbed me and she said, she says, who are you, where are you going, what is your name? You were alone trying to get away from me. She said, I heard a little about you, it's a little out of line, but won't you lay a little on me?