 This contest is actually named after Amy. Officially, it's called the Brett and Amy Doering Ugliest Cake Competition. She and her husband have sponsored it for the last few years. When Amy and her colleagues make the rounds to judge, they don't feel the texture of the crumb. They don't compare buttercreams. They don't even take a bite. Instead, judging goes something like this. I think this one is really gross. Do you? Yeah, really ugly. Very good at decorating. Yes, the decorating is kind of pretty. The idea...