 I'm trying to align this with my experience of having been alive. Please, please go. Here's where it lines up. So I used to be a chaplain at a children's hospital. It's sort of the axis mundi around which my life spins. My wife jokes that if she made as big a deal out of her six months working at Subway as I do about my six months working at the hospital, then life would be about sandwiches. Anyway, it was a very important six months in my life.