 I remember when I was a little kid, I used to play with them all the time. Little did I know that they are not beneficial for the yard and garden. We've got to get rid of them. And the way we can do this, the unnatural way, is with newspaper of all things. No, we're not going to bore them to death with some horrible articles. What we're going to do is take a newspaper, roll it up, dunk it in some water, and then...