 I want to buy a shirt. I like this silk one with the stripes. Yes, sir. Shall I wear it for a few days, or do you want to break it in yourself? I'll take it now. How much is it? Well, that'll be $1.99. $1.99? Okay, here's $2. Well, I'll have to go upstairs for the change. Oh, that's all right. I'll wait. Just a gigolo everywhere I go.