 I went upstairs to make my bed, and by mistake I bumped my head. I went downstairs to cook my food, and by mistake I cooked my shoe. I went downstairs to hang some clothes, and by mistake I hung my toes. Who you gonna marry? Buck Jones. What you gonna feed him? Knock bones. Who you gonna marry? Johnny McBride. Where you gonna live at? Downtown. Who you gonna marry? Royal Roger. What you gonna feed him? High Sergeant.