 I feel an obligation to ditch the ceramic dish in which I keep my keys. Do your friends still trust you? Do they have you to dinner? But I have never actually broken anything other than a car. And I broke into a car because our neighbor had locked their keys into it. And this is an old car where you could actually take a coat hanger and open it. And I opened it for them, and they were immediately grateful. And then within a minute, they all kind of stepped back from me.