 Paul Rubens played Pinocchio. Liza Minnelli starred in The Princess and the Pea. And in the best of them all, The Three Little Pigs, the pig with the brick house was played by Billy Crystal. And the wolf who tried to blow his house down was Jeff Goldblum. Okay, pig, look, no more Mr. Nice Guy. You either open up now, and I mean now, or I'll huff and I'll puff. Maybe I'll huff again, but I'm going to blow this house in. Not by the hair of my chinny chin. Chin!