 I thought it was an unusually large hovered squash. Hovered squash, eh? Well, how did you... I had it all buttered up. Just sure I was going to partake of it. And then, all of a sudden, it started making a noise like a little teeny Dixieland band. Oh, but that pretty nigh scared you out of your boots? No, I was not wearing boots. No, no, I mean, were you alarmed? Well, uh...