 I don't do ups, sit-ups, push-ups, pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down, lay down. Blackjack, I'll double down. Give me a cheeseburger, I'll wolf it down. Put on a little music, I'll boogie down. That's right, I get down. Drop it like it's hot. But I don't do ups. Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law.