 One day, the husband comes home from work and says, Honey, in the upstairs bathroom, one of the pipes is leaking. Could you fix it? He says, What do I look like, Mr. Plumber? A few days goes by. He comes home from work and says, Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me? The husband says, What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?