 Oh, believe me, I didn't think I'd like the classics either at first. But now I've studied Shakespeare until I practically know it by heart. Really? Oh, sure, and you can too. There's a book right here in our library called The Complete Works of the... What's his first name again? William. Oh, yes, William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare, yes, it's hard to remember. Shakespeare and those guys are for sissies. Us virile, red-blooded he-men don't want stuff like that.