 Well, King Jack, since you've been chosen king for a day, here is your glorious itinerary. You expressed a desire for steamed clams, so at 1 p.m. we have arranged for you to have luncheon in the steam room of the YMCA. Well, at 2 p.m. our liveried limousine will whisk you over to McNulty's pool room for a fast game of snooker. Oh, goody.