 Okay, so it's three to one. Let the belittling begin. Just remember, folks, Joe wanted to be merciful. Now, I'm looking at this Pew Research Center poll. Over 50% of Americans see their pets not so much as domesticated dogs, cats, and gerbils and the like, but rather, quote, as much a part of their family as a human member. So if in some bizarre scenario, you could save either your dog or your son, you would have to flip a coin.