 I was out with my chick. Man, I was just living up and getting my kicks. Suddenly she yelled, no, no. There's something I got to let you know. No more loving, that's my advice. I just found out you got a wife. Woman, tell me, how you know I got a spouse? You ain't never been to my house. She says, baby, I don't have to be near or far. You see, now I've got...