 Your mule was stolen. Said a colonel, stolen he was, was he? Isn't it the lucky man I am that I wasn't riding him at the time? Ah, sure, and it's good to be Irish now, isn't it? Aye, that it is. That it is. Charlie, look, I have a confession to make. I'm part Scottish. Oh. Do you think that's bad? Imagine my humiliation. I get all my Irish through Swedish.