 It happens I know a guy in Brooklyn who went with a mermaid for years. Went with a mermaid? Finnegan, a mermaid is half woman and half fish. Arch, when you live in Brooklyn, who cares? You know, I like swimming, Arch. Yeah, huh? Yeah. Every Sunday, me and me little four-year-old nephew used to go to the beach. It was fun. Was, huh? Yeah. He used to like to bury me in the sand.