 Get a tournament going, I can make a bunch of money, and let's make slap fighting the new MMA. And so they are. The whole fight, if you can call it as much, lasted about 30 seconds. Most fans, this was the knocking the Illinois guy unconscious, most fans agreed it was the highlight of the evening's eight-bout event in which one pair of competitors after another stood the ground and exchanged ear-splitting slaps. Do you hit each other until somebody gives? Yeah, exactly.