 I don't get it. Why aren't people buying our tennis balls? You got me. I mean, they're fuzzy, they're yellow, they're bouncy. Oh, well, no doubt about it. We have the bounciest balls in the business. If people knew how bouncy our balls are... They would be bouncing on tennis courts from North Carolina to California. Instead, they buy our competitors clearly inferior balls. You smack their balls a few hundred times and the fuzz falls right off. And soon their balls are totally bald and barely bouncy at all. What do we need to do to get people to try our tennis balls? We've got to get the word out.