 Howdy, this is Wiley of Wiley in the Wild West, here to remind you that while the Risky Biscuit Hayseed Hoot is a mood-altering, non-substance, common side effects include, but are not limited to, uncontrolled head bobbing, toe tapping, finger snapping, selective hearing impairment, yodeling, and persistent melody flashbacks. Ask your doctor if the hoot is right for you.