 Well, consider the alternative, Woody. Maybe it is. Well, look who's coming this way, Woody Paul. It's the old sidekick sidekick himself, Side Meat. Howdy, folks. Side Meat's our old biscuit slinger around our ranch, for those of you who don't know him. Well, I didn't sling any biscuits for this affair. I noticed you used Jose and his dadgum...