 And cream is cursed. And cake is awful. And Satan is hiding in every waffle. Mephistopheles lurks in provolone. The devil is in each slice of bologna. Beelzebub is a chocolate drop. And Lucifer is a lollipop. Give me this day my daily slice. But cut it thin and toast it twice. I beg upon my dimpled knees. Deliver me from jujubes.