 Among the eager contenders to succeed him are the devoted general manager, Jeff Baldwin, the ambitious kettle cord vendor, Louis Migliaccio, and vendor coordinator, Darla Smith. Coulomb toys with them all like a cat with a little clutch of mice. When I first started, that's when I played the role of the king. And so I'm still the king to them, and they call me King George. But I don't have time and just don't want to do it.