 You just let me know when I'm needed. You're obviously mad. No, I'm not. Are you insane right now? If anything, you're mad. Okay, well then if you can't get a brunch reservation, maybe you could make your mom breakfast in bed. Great idea. You're folding laundry now? Yep, what? I'm good. You don't seem good. Okay, well then why don't you just tell me how to be?