 Now, stay tuned for Delaware's Morning News with Peter McArthur on 1150 AM and 1017 FM WDEL. Why'd the kid jump off the boat? I don't know. Why? Peer pressure. Good one, Ned. Ned isn't funny, but Ned owns a boat and you don't. So every time Ned tells another one of his unfunny boat puns, you're going to laugh loud and keep on laughing until you get a boat of your own.