 Oil on velvet paintings, shag pile carpet, plastic furniture, fluorescent colours, black light and strobes, nitrous oxide, crystal meth, not giving a good screaming goddamn about modernism, entertainment comics, porno versions of fairy tales, the word wacky, lip gloss, novelty beer can holders, tanning salons, lube, instant cake mix, Rondo Hatton, amazing stories, manic panic, Farrah Fawcett, Sonny Cheever, Conan the Barbarian, NRA belt buckles,