 For that matter, lady and the lady isn't allowed either or tramp and the tramp. That's not allowed either. Nope. But we, you know, so those are kind of the rules. And, of course, eat slow. Vegan dogs are, of course, allowed because I don't want to exclude anyone or cucumbers that are shaped like hot dogs. Just a cucumber, though, nothing else. And there's a bunch of other rules that I'll list as they occur to me.