 I now have a new celebrity rivalry. No, you don't want to give up your Don McLean. Oh, hey, did you hear the new Don McLean single? Oh, my God. I heard about it. Yeah, that he wrote for his ex-wife? The Meanest Girl. It's called The Meanest Girl. If anybody has any doubts over who's in the right in the Andy Breckman versus Don McLean feud, go to YouTube and look up The Meanest Girl. Well, that's one way to put it. Here's how I would put it. If anybody out there is considering dating Don McLean's ex-wife...