 You know, Uncle Rico had a selective memory about his high school quarterback days, you know? No, that was for real, Dave. He got screwed by his coach. We all have selective memories about... No. And people say, oh, the best years of my life were when I was... Oh, crap, no. Uncle Rico got robbed. If Coach had just put him in, they would have won state. Yeah, but he just gave him a shot. Just gave him a shot. But give me a shot, Coach. But yeah, but no, really, I think... I'm just being your older, ugly uncle who tells you stuff, you know? And that's me. Because I love you and I want you to win. I don't...