 A lot of people, they want to have long hair, and they think they have to trim it every month, which you don't have to. I keep saying I'm going to write this little, not a long book, but a short hair book, so to give some tips for people. Because they'll go into a hair salon, and because they went to school, they know it all. But really, they don't. If anyone should brand themselves as the hair expert, it should be Crystal Gale. I've decided. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Here we go. We're going to do this.