 After downing the drink, he raced outside and terrorized the neighborhood, biting five, including a local reporter who was bitten on the lip and needed stitches. He was also seen munching on neighbors' tulips, an apple, and biscuits. How do you let a monkey get close enough to you to bite you on the lip? I could see the arm or the leg or something. Let's see you try to outrun a monkey. I think they're pretty quick.