 877-725-8255. 877-725-8255. Are you cat people going to call me? What's with you? I'm telling you, cat guardians, you guys have been duped. You've all been duped. You've been told that your cats are not smart, that cats are independent, that cats are aloof, that cats can't be trained, cats are less affectionate. Let me bring up this point. I'm going to get to all your calls, I promise. You know, for years, I did all the animals on Regis and Kathy Lee and the David Letterman show, Late Night.