 He's a black pug, but he runs a little brown for a black pug coat. But, you know, he's fine. He doesn't need the hair. He doesn't need the laser cap. All right, so it's time now for Police Blotter Facts Friday. All week long, we ask you to send in your funny stories that you see basically online or in your local newspaper. Some departments still have logs or blotters. I have the one from the New Hampshire State Police that I get every week.