 He was pulled from the dryer one limb at a time as he clung to his tumble-ready hideout, they said in the post. I was thinking of some words I could use. None were coming to mind, though. Outside the dryer, officials reported deputies removed three dryer sheets, two mismatched socks, and a crumpled-up tissue from his surprisingly wrinkled Star Wars shirt. Aren't all socks that you find in the dryer ultimately mismatched?