 I don't know. I prefer it just to do it straight like this. I mean, you have your choice. All right. That's right. It's America, baby. Okay, so now it's time for Police Blotter Facts Friday. Why do you still read the newspaper? I like to keep up on local news, like the police blotter. Whenever the laws of any state are broken, a duly authorized organization swings into action. A fax! A fax is coming through! Oh, yeah, a fax!