 Cutting down on alcohol is a good strategy to use, too. Maybe that's why people would put a firework in their orifice. No idea. Not even sure which orifice, but I have a good idea. Although, I can't imagine lighting the fuse would be very easy to do. I'm thinking here. Well, one of those grill lighters. One with the bendy handle. Yeah, maybe. Okay, I can see that. I can see that. Anyway, so lighting off your own fireworks on the Fourth of July is all fun and games until somebody loses a finger or...