 We ain't got no badges. Then you texted him, I can leave it in my locker at the gym, drop it off at your station, or leave it in my mailbox. Kevin Albert responds, my mailbox. Did I take my gun and it included a wince face emoji? Correct? Correct. Tug in that shirt. Get those shoes shined. Take that badge out of your mouth. You're a police officer. All right, we're done. Rump swabs, hacks, and moon bats beware. It's...