 He was jealous. Or McCarthy's. He was in a jealous rage because his owner got married. The rampaging primate sank his teeth into five neighbors, including a pregnant woman and a journalist, according to a Russian news outlet. Garrick the monkey is said to have... This is in Russia? This is in Russia. It must not be fun to be a monkey in Russia. It kind of gets cold. Don't monkeys live in, like, warm places, generally speaking? I'm sure there's some warm spots in Russia. Maybe. I don't know.