 It's going to be a long day. I know it's going to be a long day. A long day. What day is it? What day is it today? Today is Wednesday. Wait, is today Wednesday? I'm going to need some help. Looks like I'm going to need some help. That's why we're here. That's why we're here. Drink your coffee. Go splash some cold water on your face. Turn your radio all the way up. Are you ready to be entertained? Showtime.