 Nobody move. This is my chore boy. Don't touch me. I'm going to set off this chore boy. All right. You know how it works with Police Blotter Facts Friday. All week long, we ask you to send in funny stories involving the cops. Could be anywhere. I should see it on the Internet, your local daily or weekly newspaper, if you still read one. Send your entry, your funny police story to wherever you find it, to policeblotter at howeycarshow.com, policeblotter.com.