 For me to watch Joey compete. And for those of you that are concerned. Listen. Sharknado had corny titles like that too. That's a stupid movie. And this is the same thing. Wiener takes it all. Seriously. This is not an athletic event. It's a contest. And you described it as a contest. It's like a beauty contest. Or a spelling bee contest. Figure skating. The only reason why figure skating is considered a sport. Because it's on a hockey rink.