 The idea they have to go to the office is now absurd. Heroically, I tell you. It's good to be king lording it over these suckers who pay the bills and lord it they do. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, government wages and benefit average nearly 40% more than the commoner plebs who foot the bill and actually had to work for the money. Think about that. 40% more. You know what really bugs me about that?