 I do have big hands, but I don't have any arthritis and I don't have any issues or anything like that. If you cross your eyes, they'll stay that way. Oh, my. I heard that. Yeah. Not true either. Not true at all. Crossing your eyes. There's like four percent who have misaligned eyes and it has nothing to do with like rolling your eyes or crossing your eyes. What if you eat a watermelon seed?