 named Lacey, emerged as a clear winner of the flock, correctly identifying six letters, numbers, and colors in one minute. The focused nature of the tricks led Guinness World Records to create a new category for Lacey, the most identifications by a chicken in one minute. You think the stuff I read from Guinness World Records is dumb? Right there. That's why I did not put it in our Slack channel for you to read today, because it was dumb. Well, I didn't want to read about the one where the...