 We are back-to-back World War champs. We have kept Canada for over three decades from winning a Stanley Cup. We have more than double the Olympic gold medals than any other country behind us. We call our Super Bowl world champions because no one else even bothers to compete against us in it. There isn't a thing on this planet that Americans won't slap an engine on and race. And when that gets boring, we'll add a gun to the front of it and a grill on the back and jump it over the Grand Canyon with a flag flying behind us and an eagle chasing us. We will race things that the European mind can't even comprehend.