 Going to deport you. Texter writes, have you ever had pigs in a blanket covered with maple syrup? So good. Depends upon what you're calling pigs in a blanket. Some people call pigs in a blanket a hot dog and a crescent roll. Some people call pigs in a blanket pork and cabbage. I'm not sure which one you're referring to. But listen, if you're putting maple syrup on, what was the thing? Southern fried chicken. There is nothing wrong with it. It's like the perfect food.