 Another email regarding these motorcycle accidents. We seem to have had a rash of them within like the last week. They'll have you laughing right along with them. They're Bonnie and Friends. That's one piece of advice that they always tell you. Never fry bacon when you're naked. You have like tender baby skin. You're going to burn it. I was not naked. I had boxers on. You weren't drinking too, were you? No. Then you're doing everything wrong.