 I think I took, like, third place, though. Oh, there you go. See? Yeah. So, Dave in Grand Rapids, good morning to you. He helped a cow give birth, up close and personal, he says. Father-in-law was at a dinner play with the mother-in-law, and apparently it must have been their cattle. Calving season. Yep. The cow had a little heifer calf. He called the neighbor. He came to help him, and it was a success.