 in the New York Times to tell northerners that all your bigoted perceptions of the South are real and we're so sorry. These people are so terrible and I'm here to ally with you. And this woman is Margaret Rinkle. I think her name is. She's like, oh, we have to give up. We need to give up fireworks. It's so selfish to pop fireworks on the 4th of July. How dare we celebrate the way the founders wanted us to?