 Within 60 seconds, she tugs on my pant leg and says, I'm hungry. I'm like, wait, did I mishear you? We're still doing dishes from dinner. You just ate and then told us you were full and pushed your plate across the table with three quarters of the food still on it. And now you're hungry. Oh, I get it. You want an applesauce or a yogurt or one of the other four things that you try to live your entire life on. This is why restaurants fail so often.