 Notice how I didn't ask Jace for help with this situation if I get in such a predicament. I'm sure Jace will have no problem looking up Betty Crocker recipes, though. Yeah, I'll find a recipe to cook it. Oh, don't worry, kids. I'll bring the crock pot into the office today. Don't worry. I'll get the grill fired up for you. Should we bring carrots and onions and potatoes, too? It'll be a group effort. I'll harvest it. You'll gut it and clean it, and he'll cook it for us. Exactly. Give me the chop. I feel like this has got to be against some type of...