 Except for maybe Salma Hayek. And Salma Hayek is only half Latino. The other half is Lebanese. You know, isn't that just the ultimate? God played a trick on us there. Tell you what. The most attractive celebrity on the planet, here's what we're going to do. She's going to be half Mexican and half Lebanese. Two groups of people that never get together ever, right? We're going to make one of these. We're going to make just one. Just saying.