 Say 5'9". You're not 5'9". With shoes on, I got 5'9". All I know is I'm 5'9", and he's shorter than I am, so there's that. Put on taller shoes. I keep wearing the dude shoes. I'm legit 5'8", though. I've got my dude's on today, too. Well, James likes to wear boots. That's hurtful that I got told not even 5'8". That's just mean.