 Confessions of a potentially perfect parent brought to you by AdoptUSKids.org. I don't know how to talk like a parent. Don't make me come back there. You see what I mean? It's pretty awful. Don't make me come back there. Now that's pretty good. That one kind of sounded like my dad. Weird. You don't have to be perfect to be a perfect parent. There are thousands of teens in foster care who would love to put up with you. Call 1-888-200-4005 or visit AdoptUSKids.org for more information. A message from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, AdoptUSKids, and the Ad Council.