 To stay injury-free this Fourth of July weekend, paramedics in Wyoming advised not to shoot fireworks from any of your orifices or at people, or even worse, out of an orifice at a person. Cutting down on alcohol is a good strategy to use, too. Maybe that's why people would put a firework in their orifice. No idea. Not even sure which orifice, but I have a good idea. Although, I can't imagine lighting the fuse would be very easy to do. I'm thinking here.