 I'm learning this stuff for the first time. This is pretty cool. I always just thought I was a pyro kid. While colorful and fun, sparklers can burn between 1,000 and 3,000 degrees. Oh, hell, let's give it to the kids. Let's give the kid a welding iron that's on fire. There you go. Go play. No, they're just harmless. Just play with the welding iron and don't even realize. I know you're only three, but that's really super hot. Sparklers are not good news. Sparklers are...