 Well, who didn't have a pet rock at that time? We painted rocks, but I didn't have a pet rock. A pet rock is the greatest. Did you feed it? Did you cuddle with it? Well, that's the thing. It's the greatest gift. I mean, you don't have to pay to feed it. You don't have to take it outside to go potty. It's a pet rock. What's not to love? And it didn't cost that much, as I recall, either.