 and then hoped to make a movie about him, because I really believe if Jesus is the greatest story ever told, then Herod is the greatest story that no one's ever told me. I mean, he murdered almost everybody in his path, including his children, his wife, the only woman he ever loved. Our book opens with his genitals, forgive me, but basically charcoal and hanging off of his body because of the debauchery in his life. He's in his palace in Jericho, but he's walking around in a demented...