 I just want to go get a frigging spoon, and I just want to get a big old glob of peanut butter, and Fred will follow me around the house because he knows he's going to get to clean it off by the time I'm done. I just want to do this in relative peace. You know what? Just get the other peanut butter. I'm sure it won't be that fine. People historically, no matter what, whether it's about peanut butter or whether it's about a nation, people will accept things they do not agree with to avoid getting yelled at.