 Hey, I lost my job, I lost my apartment, my roommate moved out, I can't afford to pay the rent, and I just lost my job, but it'll take me a couple months to get back on my feet. Now, in most cases, if you don't have any family or friends willing to take you in, why do you suppose that's the case? I think I know the answer. I bet you do, too. Probably. Or maybe they just moved to the area and they were promised a job and lost it. I don't know. Okay, but...