 Having a bunch of people who are substantially smaller than the person being protected, best idea ever, greatest idea. Okay, so we start there. Then, I promise you it's real. Sweet Jesus on Kanye's name. If necessary, I will pick up a small child to block me from an assault. Two, if I really have to. And that assumes that the elderly person I wield in front of me doesn't block it first. Oh, I don't even know what to say to that. Text Messenger says, why was there not a bulletproof shield in front of Trump? There was. So that daisy's in front of him.