 Seriously? Oh, hey, I kept this Mountain Dew safe. Not one redneck stole any of it. So, hey, can I protect the president and former president? Oh, yeah, sure, there you go. Yeah, hey, look, you got that between your legs. You can do it. No, we need Navy SEALs or people that look scary there with AK-47s with a thousand-yard stare. Not frickin' Marge. Oh, yeah, you know, I'm good with soda. What the hell?