 This is not a Microsoft problem. They keep saying it's a Microsoft update. It's not. It's a CrowdStrike update. It only affects you if you are running CrowdStrike and if you updated CrowdStrike and it was a botched up state by CrowdStrike. Microsoft has nothing to do with it. Microsoft has their own outage with Office 365, the two entirely separate, entirely independent events. And I'm deeply sorry for you if you are struggling with this.