 What's a cheese tax? Whenever you have cheese and you have a pup, they just sit there and they give you the sad puppy dog eyes. Oh, Luna. So Luna gets some. Even in those little packs, she gets the cheese. Why don't you just buy a brick of cheese for Luna and give her some chunks off there? Oh, trust me. I get the big pack of Havarti cheese for sandwiches and stuff. And usually there's one piece that goes on my sandwich and then another piece gets split between Luna and myself. That's so annoying. Yeah. And even like a thin slice of cheese like that's 90 calories. It's like seriously. Yeah.