 You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought-provoking, opinion-leading, and funny show in America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is The Rob Carson Show. And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. I do say that because it is Friday. I know that many of you have been off, and of course the rest of you have been working your second and third jobs all weekend. But welcome to it. We're going to have some fun today, kids. We're going to have some fun. You know why? Because...