 He was a man after God's own heart. I don't remember King David trying to mess with Bathsheba's when he was out in the yard, tending to the sheep. When he became king, they were throwing them panties at him. I don't know if they had panties back then. I don't know what they were doing back then. They were throwing pampers. I don't know what women used to wear back then. I doubt they were wearing thongs. They were throwing it at him.