 I really don't know how I'm going to follow up that wordplay because that was just amazing, guys. But we're going to be going to Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania. Oh, Stroudsburg. I haven't heard of it. You been there? Well, I played ball with a guy who had gone to East Stroudsburg State. Rocky, continue on. A small world. Well, anyway, police in the Poconos say a man stole a handgun from a shooting range on Thursday. Police were sent to Pocono Pistol in Stroudsburg around 1230 p.m.