 How do you like that? I give the guy a chance at heaven and he turns it down. You better think that over, Clyde. I... I don't want to be Phil Harris. I've been William Fay all my life and I like it. Only because you were born that way and you don't know any better. Forget it, Willie. You couldn't be me anyway. There is only one Phil Harris and that's I. What did my sister ever do to deserve you? I don't know, but she must have led a very clean life.