 And she answered the door. She said, what do you want? My mother said, I'm Mary Sparks. You've been having an affair with my husband. I understand you're pregnant. She said, yes, I am. And I want to talk to you, please. May we come in? She said, this is my son Sparky. She said, I know him. I said, well, we went in, we sat down and she said, so here's the deal.