 scans past his barbecue grill, and it was the most sorry-ass grilling anyone's ever seen. Like, a weak piece of chicken, a couple broccoli florets, and two hot dogs. And two hot dogs face off. The hot dogs are facing different directions. It was the worst grill. Does that really matter, or is it something dumb that friends harp on? The chicken was in the shape of it. You're right. It was pathetic, but what was...