 I'm trying to see if I can order some stuff here, but it's like, looking for a job? Sure! Yeah, I want a job selling that crap. Want to work at one of our stores? Find a location and submit your resume using the form below. You will not be allowed to bring your sawed-off shotgun to work. Well, forget it then. We've had a few fatalities. A few incidents in the past. Oh, they got bacon soda, just plain old bacon. Can you handle that? I think all it's going to taste like is artificial smoke flavor. Yeah, so what's your point?