 Dude, put your hand on the helmet, put your hand on the shoulders of the jacket. You did not need to kiss the helmet. It was completely planned, completely staged, or at least it looked like it was, and I just cringed. But then things started going downhill from there for me with Donald Trump. Now look, I know a lot of you, Donald Trump walks on water for a lot of you. I get it. He could be up there eating dog and cat, and you would still think that he walks on water.