 Right? Ew. It's one thing if you take your dog out walking, you've got to take your little baggie with you, but now you've got to take a towel in case your boss decides he's going to... I'm a bodyguard. I'm supposed to keep people from attacking you. I'm not supposed to be cleaning up your urine on the floor. I mean, surely he didn't do it right in the middle of the store, like for everybody and their brother to see. According to this, he did it away from customers. Yeah. Which is nice, but still, you don't do it... You can't go out into an alley or... Well, he's in his late 70s or something, isn't he?