 I don't want to say he's dead. Let's pop it open. The thing is, I think it's an old-school beer top, so I don't even know if I've got a church key. Ah, let me help you out with that. I don't have one. I mean, I could do it on the edge of the table, probably. That might make things messy. Well, we're going to find out. Ow! My knee! I thought you said the edge of the table. Ow! Cut it out!