 Well, I'm the most recent major leaguer to homer from each side of the plate in the same game. Eddie Garcia, what my name? Well, I did this in my update, so I actually know it. It's Cal Raleigh of the Mariners. Nicely done, Eddie. Nicely done. He just did it the other day, if I'm not mistaken. Yes, he did. Outstanding. Well, we talked about...