 Anyway, he's charged with breaking and entering and vandalism. As for the animals, the police recovered two dogs, multiple birds, yet another hamster, and at least two bunnies. Authorities say they are still looking for more bunnies, birds, and ferrets. And that, my friends, is your stupid criminal news for this Wednesday. Well, that guy was a regular Dr. Zhivago, wasn't he? I don't know.