 Well, it's because you're un-American, like I said earlier in the show. That's what it is. That's 1,000% what it is. Let's celebrate what everybody else celebrates, New Year's Eve. You can do that anywhere. This is America, damn it. In America, we celebrate the Fourth of July. We have hot dogs. We have beers. We go to the beach or the pool, and we celebrate. You can kiss the butt crack or you cannot kiss the butt crack. No one's forcing you to, Fitzy. That's up to your personal preference. It's up to you. But as I look—