 His shirt said it ain't going to lick itself, right? Can you imagine being that nasty of a person where you somehow then masturbated and did something on some random lady in the store's leg and she chases him and it's on camera and he runs out of the store or whatever and later he turned himself in and at this point we have no idea why he would do something. I mean, well, we have no idea what his specific motive was to do that.