 Call for your free estimate today. 704-536-6225 or AffordableSiding.com. Ladies and gentlemen, we're here at the Uptown Karate Club where we're about to witness an incredible display of... Well, it's hard not to call it anything but a display of stupidity. Hey, buddy! Do you really want to whack that pile of 2x4s with the part of your body that you think with? You know, there are easier ways to prove you're a... Whoa! That's gotta hurt!