 You've got moisture accumulated on the cheeks like from where you were hotter than the toilet bowl. Okay, so that's a normal thing. I just don't think I've wiped enough. There are sweat glands down there. Oh, I know. There's sweat glands down there. Trust me. I felt each one get pricked with every tattoo needle strike. Wouldn't it be great if it made kiss noises like while it tattooed you?