 Well, here's an idea to help you get you to the next level of events. Always wanted to go back to college, but just didn't have the time? Yeah. Didn't have the money? That's mean. Well, now you can get a four-year college education free. Wait, free? Yes, free. Plus free room, books, library access, and food. Sounds great. It's all waiting for you in prison. Wait, what?