 Why in the hell do I want to coach grown-ass men? Why? It's not to coach grown men. It's to coach Shador with the Cowboys. He's alluded to there's only a few places he wants his son going, right? We know the Cowboys. McCarthy, I'm pretty sure, is on the last year of his deal. We know Dak's on the last year of his deal. This thing goes south, and Jerry Jones blows it up. You would be surprised if he taps Deion and then...