 This is not headline news. Today is Pina Colada Day, celebrated by people who like getting caught in the rain, who aren't into yoga, and have half a brain. Chick-fil-A is offering a summer camp that teaches kids to serve food, while Jiffy Lube has a camp that teaches them how to upsell a radiator flush. McDonald's is selling a Kit Kat banana split McFlurry. You can get it at any store where the ice cream machine is working. In other words, you can't get it.