 A day in which Brett Yormark had some awesome comments and really amazing what the Big 12 has done off of death's door. And the only thing anybody's talking about really is Mike Gundy saying, yeah, basically, I've got behind the wheel with too much to drink a thousand times. And, yeah, my punishment for Ollie Gordon getting a DUI, the best running back in the country, is I'm going to hand the ball 50 times maybe in the opening game.