 More than half of them are back office bureaucrats sitting in the, believe me, it's still called the J. Edgar Hoover building. Believe it or not, they're still honoring the man's legacy. The remainder can be moved. Say what you will about the agencies I'm about to name, whatever you may think of them. Here's a plan for shutting down the FBI. You can move them to the DEA or to the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network at the U.S. Treasury.