 They brought me back this artificially flavored bacon soda. Whoa! With maple syrup, and I kind of don't want to drink it. I don't want to taste it. Let's pop it open. Well, the thing is, I think it's an old-school beer top, so I don't even know if I've got a church key. Ah, let me help you out with that. I mean, I could do it on the edge of the table, probably. That might make things messy. Well, we're going to find out. Ow! My knee! I thought you said the edge of the table. Ow, cut it out!