 And I haven't done it as an adult because I've grown up and I'm matured. And I understand that while that doesn't mean it should be a death sentence to Ollie Gordon's career, the idea that the highest paid member of a state institution, the winningest football coach of all time, says that he's done it a thousand times and the punishment should be handing him the ball 50 times in the opening game is so remarkably obtuse to...