 So if my dad doesn't like the Packers, what is my name? Steve? Doug? Is he a Colts fan and my name is Bert? Bert Jones? Bort. Bort? Is it a joke 25 years in the making? 855-212-4227. Robert is in Annapolis. What's up, Robert? Well, good evening. I'm going to be Mr. Negative because of the topic today.