 Are you sure you're not drunk? Yeah, pretty much. Oh, yeah, most of them are. You can tell, too. Because whatever bit has remained in the tattoo is so sun-bleached. Don't go out in the sun with your tattoos. It's also why summer's the worst time to get a tattoo. Oh, man. Yeah, get in the winter. Get it when you can be covered up. So when I get the giant head of Nixon tattooed on my back,