 You know what? I'm going to deviate from the crowd. I'm going to say A because I loved the show. It was, in fact, playing Papa Elf in the Christmas movie Elf. The only one. I'm going to give myself a little win. There you go, Bernie. You rang your own bell. Nice. J.D. Vance, of course, is Trump's pick for vice president. But what is his real name? Is it J.D. Vance? J.D. Bowman?