 Biden tells bizarre story about cannibals eating his grandfather in Pittsburgh. Was it his grandfather or was it his uncle? There is some confusion about that, too. This is a great moment in Joe Biden presidential history. Also, Joe Biden yesterday bragged that he told Israel. What does he say? He says, but he mangles that, too. He said, like the Israels. He says something like that. He said he told the Israel to not attack Haifa.