 Welcome to Staples, young man. I'm starting first grade. Aww. Well, you know, Staples has crayons, markers, glue. I need a laptop. Oh, sure. With Staples Hot Deals, you can save up to $500 on select PCs. The finances, our mom's department. Right. I'm looking for performance, like a Core i7 processor. Boy, first grade has really changed. Totally.