 Is that Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused? Something like that. That line, the last time I didn't want to get paddled. That's right. That was the last time I didn't want to get paddled. I'm glad I missed that. I know. I was hoping it would just go away. So the day before, me and my good friend at the time, I think it was ninth grade, we had these fireworks because he had gone to South Carolina with his mom and they bought fireworks and smoke bombs.