 Why, Archie, do you swim, too? Honey, I am known as Archie the Aquacat. Underwater, I'm dynamite. You and me got to get on a 50-foot diving board sometime. I'll show you how we can do a half-Nelson together. Oh, no, Archie, you mean half-gainer. A half-Nelson is a wrestling hole. You don't think I'd be that high up without holding on, do you?