 When I interned for the Kansas City Royals back in the summer of 2008, the only free food they gave you were ballpark hot dogs and popcorn. I can still eat popcorn. I can't even look at a hot dog. So I was breaking a 16-year streak today. Let's just say it didn't go well for the hot dog. Didn't go well for anybody, really, if I'm being honest with you. All right. Into the sports.