 In less than two weeks, I've seen two guys barfing at a sports game. Number one, I see this pig. I mean, he really is a pig. These guys aren't athletes. Guy's a pig. Must have weighed about 350. Should have played offensive line on some football team. He's turning around and, like, puking all over the place. And the guy, the competitor next to him, kind of spun him around so, like, the public wouldn't see and gave him, like, a cup. Didn't need a cup. He probably needed a barrel. Okay, he's number one. Then, a week before that, Hunter Green, the pitcher on the Cincinnati Reds, he's puked on the mound. What's the deal?