 Is it the law? Do you have to do it? Yes. Why is it the law? Should I have a right to skin my own face up if I want to? You're going to have to go Fred Flintstone. You're going to have to find a big turtle ship. Put it over there. One of them big ones. Just go ask Betty for a little pot from the kitchen or something and strap it around. I've got a helmet left over from my four-wheeler that I don't have anymore. How about an aluminum strainer?