 I turn into my mother when I get mad about this. When you start talking to me about taxes and money and big this and big that, I get rage-tastic. When you start talking about Social Security, veins in my mom's face pop out and she starts twitching. She turns into like a goblin. It's terrifying. She's just real mad about that. Golly. And every time a politician is talking about Social Security, she cues in like she's judging your soul.