 You can take the man out if you want. So they're already criticizing without playing with it. Those wheels don't really turn. He just kind of slides. What's it matter? You're not taking him out for a roll around the block. He's a Lego man. He's going to go on the top of something. They're just trying to be nice. Like you said, you can't make them happy. Why do they even have people in Legos anyway? I agree. I got news for you. If you take the Lego construction man, that helmet won't protect you either.