 Welcome, one and all, to the Alan Nathan Show, the home of militant moderation, where we want the Republicans out of our bedrooms, the Democrats out of our wallets, and both out of our First and Second Amendment rights. I'm John Hayward, Deputy National Security Editor at Breitbart News, sitting in for Alan today on the eve of the spectacular, apocalyptic, world-ending presidential debate that is coming our way. Who knows? Could be the only debate we get. We don't know. I mean, there's supposed to be another one somewhere vaguely in the schedule, but we'll see how that plays out.