 That's exactly what this is. Your ex-girlfriend did marry a guy, Chad, from work. Yeah. And told you not to worry about him. She told me not to worry about Chad from work. Now she's with him 24 hours later. We're just friends. What do you mean? Why do you call him your work husband? Oh, we're just being silly. That's a schlossnagel right there. You big liar. If your wife calls someone her work husband, if he's not gay, she's sleeping with him. Make sure she's not schnossnageling him. You guys schlossnageling?