 Truth, justice, and the American way. I actually DJ'd weddings. I'll never forget one memorable wedding. The bride's mother came up and she said she wanted to make a toast. She's drunk out of her mind. And I said, well, that's all over now. She said, I'm paying you. I said, no, you're not. Your daughter's paying me. I gave her the microphone. She started right off. And I hope you can find happiness in the house you're marrying into more than you did in ours. You could have heard a pin drop. The staff are sitting there with big trays of salad and their jaws are dropped. It's the one and only Theron X. Weekdays, 3 p.m. to 6 p.m.