 Man, you said it, and we are in the dog days, right? Like dog days this week's hot dog eating contest, I should say. I was the sideline reporter of the hot dog eating contest for three years. So I have lived that thing up close and personal, no disrespect to it. But when we are this obsessed over whether or not Joey Chestnut's eating wieners, then we know that, like, man, we are in straight up we need football mode.