 fictional. It was a TV show. It wasn't real life. It was not real life. He couldn't be like Jerry West and be like, I don't like the way I was represented there. That was unnecessary. I hope HR is going to be open late this afternoon, fellas. Anyway, we start at Major League Baseball where the Philadelphia Phillies have placed first baseman Bryce Harper and designated hitter Kyle Schwarber on the 10-day injured list. Harper with a left hamstring strain. Schwarber with a left groin strain.