 Wait, wait, wait. This is another conspiracy theory. You're saying Michael Jackson got plastic surgery? Michael Jackson got all the plastic surgery, but it all started when this poor, innocent street performer that Barry Gordy and Joe Jackson pulled off the street to become the next Michael Jackson. And they had to change his face a little bit because he had to look kind of like him. It was a couple years that he went through puberty. They were able to pass it off. But I'm just saying I'm going to prove it one of these days.