 Let's not forget, people can poo-poo this hot dog eating contest, Nathan's hot dog eating contest. But did you know that millions watch on TV and 30,000 fans attend in person every year? Dude, it's a spectacle of the highest order. And we typically all watch, but no Joey Chestnut this year. We'll talk about the other records he does hold. You're going to get a kick out of this coming up. But first, we go to our guy, the chef, for the performance of the night.