 Lorena's doppelganger, Hannah Montana from Benito, the long-suffering Cowboy fan. Julio Rodriguez, J-Rod from Evan, the division-leading Mariner fan. Who else do we have? Page down. It is still a superior athlete to the best blind bowler halfway through the American League, American Blind Bowling Association season, says Stevie Meatballs. I think that's a non-historian.