 You can tune in Kim Commando every Saturday morning at 11 a.m. here on News Talk 580 WTCM. Confessions of a Potentially Perfect Parent brought to you by AdoptUSKids.org. I don't know how to talk like a parent. Don't make me come back there. You see what I mean? It's pretty awful. Try it again. Don't make me come back there. No, that's pretty good. That one kind of sounded like my dad. Weird. You don't have to be perfect to be a perfect parent. There are thousands of teens in foster care who would love to put up with you.