 Gas and milk under $2 a gallon. Jets win on Sunday, day off on Monday. Grimace is my vice president. If your city is struggling, I send him there and he throws out the first pitch of the game. All playoff games on free TV. Yes, and free football for everybody. Everybody gets access to all the out-of-market games. What if I don't want the Bears? You know, you can actually ban three teams from your television. Jets, Bears...