 Mitch Hanager. Mitch Hanager at a minus 0.9 in the war stat. Halfway through the season, Mitch Hanager, according to that statistic, the worst player in baseball. Nick Castellanos of the Fightin' Phils is the second worst player in baseball. So put that in your pipe and smoke it. And here we go. It's Maller. How about that? To the third degree. I am.