 and you sign up for all that, this is what you get. In what's already been kind of a noisy offseason because the season ended so poorly and contracts up in the air and futures up in the air and jobs up in the air and Super Bowl hopes up in the air and all the other things that come along with it, in a four- or five-day span, you get a coach and a report that says he's fed up with everything, and you get Micah Parsons and Malik Hooker having differences over Micah Parsons' podcast.