 Maybe he got his insights from being a riverboat captain. Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Wherever he went, Mark Twain found humor all around. Humor. Pass it on. From PassItOn.com. There's one man on this earth who really, truly gets it. At the Democrat Party, it's amazing. At one side of their mouth, they hate the country and they make it known. And at the other side of their mouth, they pretend they're defending the country for democracy.