 That is funny. Insightful, too. And yes, sir, I don't know you, but I would warmly welcome you to the Catholic Church. Keep coming back, and I think you'll find it'll grow on you. The typical Catholic Mass in the Latin Rite of the Church is about an hour. In some of the Eastern Rites, longer, you know, hour and a half in some cases. But that, I'd say, would be the one exaggeration among anything else that I would just say, don't worry about that. Mass lasts about an hour.