 A Bible study like no other. And a host who's one of a kind. I was talking to my cousin Alberta, who is 102. Seriously, I didn't know this. She said my mother was so worried that I would never learn to talk. I didn't talk until I was two. Well, I've made up for it, so there you go. Enough of this senseless badinage, which is a French word for blather. What is your name? Father Simon. Father Simon says... I talk a lot, and it really is a call-in show. 1 p.m. Central on Irrelevant Radio.