 I don't rant too often, although my wife might disagree. My kids might disagree with that. But I came across something on the Internet that just got me all worked up, and I'm going to share that with you if we don't run out of time. You're not going to want to miss the Doug rant, I promise you. All right. Take your calls, 888-914-9149. Email me at Doug at RelevantRadio.com. Do not forget the Relevant Radio website and the app.