 Live today at 5.30 p.m. Eastern Time, Joe Biden. I mean, what? I don't know what the hell we're looking at here. The media is freaking out. They don't know what to do with this. We're standing up, and here he comes. The president's out on the stage. Okay. Yep, and starting. And I'm looking at C-SPAN. They don't have it. Really? Oh, and I do see the teleprompter now. I do see the teleprompter now. Hold on. Let me see if I can bring this up on the screen. I might not be able to. Yep, there it is. Okay, let me do this.