 This is Dutz Bonas Jr. The sounds you hear are of people shooting at him with guns. Dutz Bonas Jr. is a human paintball target. He shuffles back and forth and eggs on the crowd while being splattered like a Jackson Pollock canvas. You know, I'll put it as blunt as I can because this is how it is on my tax forms too. I'm an entertainer. Not the dancer kind, but basically I get suited up in hockey gear and I get shot at all night.