 It's true, though. I kind of feel bad for the Levi's vice president who heard denim was coming in style and ordered, like, way too many button flies. Nobody likes those. And I have to pee right now. Here's your next limerick. My wedding's a viral affair. Vows are said. I'll go change over there. I am switching my dresses and also my tresses between acts. I'll be cutting my...