 Officer, they're just kidding. Sam, the officer isn't giving me a ticket. Yes, he is. Officer, please. Here it is. Be in Judge Slocum's court, 10 o'clock Monday. Officer, please. Sam, why don't you be a good fellow and drop dead? Give me that ticket. There. Give me back the ticket. No friend of mine has to pay a fine in Judge Slocum's court. He belongs to the SLOBs with me. The...