 You're asking to have a strain in a relationship with your parents over a stupid house. And you guys have these rainbows and unicorns and skittles in your head that this is all going to work out a certain way, and, honey, it's not. So you're going to do it anyway, and you're going to learn the lesson the hard way. But you can remember the time you called and we told you not to do it. When you're sitting neck deep in the poop, you just remember that Dave and Jade told you not to do it.