 As we look to Father's Day, there's Sunday, our story today, When God Created Fathers, by Irma Bombeck. When the good Lord was creating fathers, he started with a tall frame. A female angel nearby said, what kind of father is that? If you're going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up so high? He won't be able to shoot marbles without kneeling, tuck a child into bed without bending, or even kiss a child without a lot of stooping.