 When I grow up, I want to be a fancy backsplash. When I grow up, I want to be a bike that races around the country. When I grow up, I want to be a bench on a forest trail. When I grow up, I want to be a rocking chair on a sunny porch. When I grow up, I want to be a skyscraper. When I grow up, I don't want to be a piece of garbage. And if you recycle me, I won't be.