 After all I've done for you, this is my thanks. Ah, the old guilt trip. Now you're indebted to me because what a great person I am. No one else would put up with you. This is meant to lower your self-esteem. And I'm the one who, you know, you're dependent on me now because you're so bad. No one else would have you. Number five, you're selfish. You never think of anyone but yourself.