 Yes, but Calais is somewhere out there across the English Channel in France. And where do you say we are, you and me, now? In England, of course, about two miles from Dover. Now, look, look, look, look, look. I've been robbed and dumped out here in the countryside and shot at, so please don't make jokes. I'm not. What's today, quick? Thursday, 10th of July. Why? Then we're in France. Look, I tell you... When I registered at the hotel in Calais last night, I noticed the date. It was the 9th of July. Now, look...