 Urban legend. Dear golly. Holy smokes. All right. I'm going to get even more hate mail. You do not understand the level of hate mail I've gotten over the past. I saw your Twitter feed, Todd. Because I just pointed out that the author of How to Be a Bad B-Word is going to be featured on the RNC. You Democrat, you. You don't go after Joe Biden like that. All right. I call the man senile with a mind of mush.