 Let me shake your hand. Better take my Elks ring off first. So you're the man I've heard so much about. What? Your honest Harold, the homemaker. Mr. Hemp, I have a favor to ask of you. You won't get a cent out of me. I wonder if I could have your autograph. Huh? You know, you're quite a celebrity with me, Mr. Hemp. I can honestly say that as a radio performer, you're far better than Arthur Godfrey.