 Everything was wonderful till one day a man was watching an elf walk by, and this little elf walked in front of a green bush. Like I told you, the elf was green, and when he walked in front of the green bush, the man couldn't see him anymore, and he rushed home and told his wife that an elf had disappeared right in front of his eyes. Oh, boy. So the wife told a friend of hers, and she told a friend, and this friend told somebody else till pretty soon the rumor got around that elves were disappearing all over the place. Oh.