 I hate to do this, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn this whole matter over to the police. You mean they'll put Sincere Sam in jail? Oh, Mother's gonna be very upset about that. Well, she won't have to be. You'll be there with him. Stanley, you wouldn't do that. I'm sorry, Hemp, but it's my duty to protect the reputation of this station. Stanley, give me a chance, for old time's sake. Remember the office party last Christmas? In the dark, under the mistletoe, Stanley? You thought I was Gloria till you felt my mustache?