 What the hell happened? Nothing, nothing. What do you mean, nothing? I'm gone three minutes, and I walk into a funeral parlor. What did you say to them? I didn't say anything. Now, don't start in again, Oscar. I can't leave you alone for five seconds. Well, if you really want to cry, go inside and look at your London broil. Oh, my gosh, why didn't you call me? I told you to call me. I'm sorry, girls. I forgot to warn you about Felix. He's a walking soap opera.