 Never mind about Miss Lockhart and hockey sticks for the moment. This is serious. When did all this happen? How long ago? Seven months ago. On the 5th of November, as a matter of fact. Gunpowder treason in plot. Where? Vienna. It was just one long, dreamy waltz. Why didn't you write and tell us? I wanted it to be a surprise. Well, you got your wish. It most emphatically is. What did Robert say? He said, what's the matter, old girl? You look a bit seedy. Oh. Oh.