 I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books. When you learn to use computers, I also hope that you learn to add and subtract in your head. I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a girl. And when you talk back to your mother that you learned what ivory soap tastes like. May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand in a stove, and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.