 people get baptized, they would say. And what happens in baptism, I would ask. And I was often delighted to hear the correct answers start flooding in. You're washed clean of sin. You become a member of the church. You begin your life of faith. But then, I'd lean in and whisper, but do you know what really happens in here? And of course, I'd pause for dramatic effect, keeping them on pins and needles. Then I'd whisper the answer, you die. Ha!