 New Dave introduces me to a group of Chinese immigrants sitting around a folding table. They ask if I can speak Chinese. I say, I can understand it okay, but not speak it that well. New Dave is like, ah, there's that phrase, ABC. And I'm like, yep, that's me, American-born Chinese. As a side note, I really hate the phrase ABC. Just call me Chinese-American. Anyway, New Dave says that since he can't speak Mandarin, he's going to leave us to it.