 I've got this little weird theory bouncing around in my head that perhaps all of this was planned, that in order to skip over Kamala Harris or in order to make this switch, they had to have something so big, so clear, so preposterous happen, and that maybe this was it. Maybe in a way, maybe the media hung him out to dry. I mean, he comes out with that pasty, pale face, and then, of course, last night they put that orange pumpkin makeup on him, so I'm like, whoa.