 Story one, man caught with hamsters in his pants. And no, it wasn't Chuck. Nice. Story two, Janet Yellen says Biden's mental problems are transitory. And story three, New York Times chief White House correspondent admits to using Biden translation headsets. All right. We'll start with Chuck this morning. Well, I would just like to say the fake news is it wasn't hamsters. It was gerbils. But that was on another Friday night many years ago.