 We knew more about Joe in three days. His real name is Samuel. His real name is not even Joe. He's not Joe the plumber. His real name is, yeah, there's a lot of people that go by their middle names. His name is Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher. He went by Joe. Got a son, Joey Jr. We knew that he had tax problems in the state of Ohio, taxes in the state of Ohio, which was illegal, but the state of Ohio leaked it within days.