 has something in her bathing suit that looks like that thing daddy has. What's up? And now mommy has to explain, right? We're trapped in the clutch of the cognitive dissonance that comes from being told not to believe what we can see. And that guy yesterday proved it. I'm proud of my safety record. There's nothing to see over here. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Yes, I'll take my bonus, please. Life is swell.