 We're supposed to forget the pasty part and just remember the suntan spray. What was that stuff that Coppertone used to sell, the quick bronzing? Oh, yeah, Trini Orange. Was it QT or something? I can't remember. Quick tan, right? Yeah, quick tan. That's what it was. It took a bath in quick tan. Well, maybe it plays the theory that there are several Bidens. Some have been in the sun more than others. Maybe there you go. Tan Biden? There is. Pale Biden? Maybe. Sniffing Biden? Look, he came out as a pale face. Next time he comes out like a redskin.