 They screened him for five years, if you count the year leading up to the election. He's going to be one. But they all kind of did that tongue-in-cheek back when they thought, well, we'll just mess with Republicans. We'll help bolster Donald Trump. And we'll get him nominated. It'll be super easy to beat Hillary. We'll already be measuring the drapes. And then a funny thing happened on the way to paradise, on the way to smashing the glass ceiling at the Javits Center on election night.