 They were like, Dad, will you come outside and throw the ball? And he was like, with you guys, nah. Dennis Rodman, one of the greatest rebounders of all time, and then he retired, and someone's like, hey, you want to be friends with Kim Jong-un? He's like, you know I do. Lance Armstrong, I don't even consider Lance Armstrong an athlete. I consider Lance Armstrong a criminal who found a bike.