 Yeah, the guy that, his shirt said it ain't going to lick itself, right? Yeah. Can you imagine being that nasty of a person where you somehow then masturbated and did something on some random lady in the store's leg? And she chases him, and it's on camera, and he runs out of the store or whatever, and later he turned himself in. And at this point, we have no idea why he would do something. I mean, well...