 Well, the Wendy story sounds crazy enough to be true, and I don't think Abraham Lincoln was gay, but I'm sure a documentary would like to try to make it sound that way. So I will say one. I heard a lot of horrible victim blaming this weekend, but I didn't hear that one. I'll say one. All right. Kristen, vote for story number one. Bruce? Yeah, I think the Lincoln was gay thing is inevitable. If you want to sell yourself a documentary to somebody, you've got to have something kind of new to say. So, yeah, I think it was actually an alien. That's the documentary I'm going to make.