 Don't you suppose maybe in an Italian restaurant you might have a guy? I don't want to be too stereotypical here, but wouldn't you kind of expect to see a guy, I don't know, named Mario or something, walking around playing a violin? But a guy playing a banjo? It's like... What? Like dueling banjos? What kind of pizza are you going to get? Anyway, CNN Plus is kaput. It is the new coke of...