 With the caption, as Texas gets ready for a hurricane, local TV is informing the public that grocery stores, like H-E-P, are limiting shoppers to only two briskets per person. With the other caption here, LMAO, only in Texas is brisket considered hurricane supplies. Better stock up now, y'all, deep in the heart of Texas. Let me tell you something. I would just say this as an aside. I once...