 Order a Venti something. Anywhere else in the world, it's 20. It's 20 ounces. And in America, we made it 22 ounces. Why? Because we have 11 aircraft carriers and we can. That's why. A foot has 12 inches. A yard has 36. A pound has 16 ounces. A gallon has 4 quarts. And a mile has 5,280 feet. Because we don't care what a kilometer or a kilogram or a meter or a liter is. And when we named that system, we called it standard measurements. Boom.