 Trump in jail, but, I mean, stranger things have happened, and we have not lived in stranger times. So there it is. Quick update on that. No more bologna sandwiches. Father and son swear off bologna after they win the lottery. How about this? Springfield, Tennessee, which is right across the border from Kentucky, the father went to the million-dollar Casino Nights Kentucky Lottery. So apparently he stopped at a convenience store and bought a lottery ticket