 The eagle. The dove. The eagle. The eagle. The turkey. The eagle is a majestic bird. The eagle is a scavenger, a thief, and a coward. A symbol of over ten centuries of European mischief. The turkey. The turkey is a truly noble bird. Native American. Sauce of sustenance of our original settlers. An incredibly brave fellow who will not flinch in attacking a regiment of Englishmen. Single-handedly.