 Joe Biden, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Honestly, really, Uber would never consider Joe Biden as a driver. If Joe Biden wanted to drive Uber, they'd go, no freaking way, man. Not even on a bike. Not even on a bike. But here is Peter Doocy asking the obvious question. If that call comes at 2 o'clock in the morning or whatever with a nuclear strike, will Joe Biden be there to answer it? Well, he also said he's sharpest before 8 p.m.