 I don't have a... Or any donation is acceptable. The important thing is that you send me money, and you could be my VP. I wanted to be Trump's vice president, so I cashed out my kid's college fund and sent it to the Trump VP sweepstakes. Sure, I've betrayed my son, but at least... What's so funny? Oh, nothing. You definitely have a chance to win. Good. Anyway, as I was saying, I'm completely broke now, but what are you laughing at?