 Their definition is anything they stopped selling more than five years ago, but it's weird to hear them talk about how they're like antiques. Someone noticed Apple now lists their original iPods as a vintage product. They made them all the way back in, wow, the September of 2016, so less than eight years ago. Geez, I was born in 82. If 2016 is a vintage, what am I? I still want my iPod to work, you know?