 I feel like I'm on the hot seat here. But, no, I have never watched a hole of golf on television. Not one hole? Never? You've never watched the Masters? You've never watched the U.S. Open? Not a single solitary hole of golf, no. Your dad, who I believe is a monster golfer, is right now. He's disowned me many times over this specific issue. He absolutely loves golf. Like, loves golf.