 There's glass stretched across a broken window pane. You gotta dodge the pots and pans on the floor when it rains. There's a ten-point buck on my living room wall. A squirrel and two ducks are hanging in the hall. That hole in my yard is a barbecue pit. A couple times a year we'll throw a hog in it. There's a four-wheel drive parked in my driveway. I'm a proud and active member of the NRA.