 All right, story one, did Elton John take a leak in a bottle in a French sneaker store? Story two, Democrats are outraged that Vice President Kamala Harris has been described as a DEI hire, even though because she was chosen by her race and gender. And story three, no more mom and dad at the Air Force Academy. All right, we'll start with Chuck this morning. I'm going to go with pee in a bottle. All right. Okay, mark that one. Yeah.