 Legal means above God's law. Legalese is a real thing. It's not a cutesy expression, folks. Legalese is a genuine word, and it means it is a language engineered to deceive people and get their way in courts of law above God's law. Do you agree with this? Okay. 100%. And in fact, they have that same thing in the Catholic Church. It's called canon law. Yes. And they use that to hammer us.