 I mean, I've been on top of sloped roofs before, and I am here to tell the story. The tale is being told right now. Yeah, but how badly were you hurt, and how much time did you spend in the hospital once you fell off? Zero minutes. Really? I was not hurt. Are you like some sort of human goat that you can navigate a sloped roof without falling off of it? I am part goat. Yes, people have said that.