 We invented the freaking internet, rock and roll, barbecue, chewing skull bandits, Smokey and the Bandit, the home of Mark Twain, Slam Dunk, Starbucks, Stars and Stripes, the Constitution, Bill of Rights, Hawaii, an awesome national anthem, Betsy Ross, the Super Bowl, Monopoly, pickup trucks, the Simpsons, Oprah, Frisbee, golf, the Golden Gate Bridge, s'mores, Harley Davidson motorbikes, Yellowstone, slip and slides, Etch-a-Sketch, Coca-Cola, flip-flops, and that San Diego chicken thing, and them wieners in Milwaukee. We got the Great Lakes and a Great Salt Lake full of our brother and sister Mormons.