 Because for every thousand crimes, there aren't a thousand bad guys. There's five or ten. They're on a spree at all times. This is their job. They get up, they wake up at the butt crack of 2 p.m., and they go out and start terrorizing. And while you're sleeping, they're destroying your business, stealing everything you've got. They're stealing your cars from your front door. And if you dare interrupt them in the process, they're going to try to kill you.