 Brandon Johnson blamed President Richard Nixon for 100 people being shot in his city over the Fourth of July weekend. Real news, fake news, early fake news. That's real news. That is indeed real news. And how about this last one? In San Francisco, a pair of nudists punched a pirate who was threatening a tourist with a blowtorch. Real news, fake news, early fake news. You know what? If it was any other place, I'd say that's fake news.