 Please, just this once. Because he can't walk. He's never going to get walked because he's just going to swing once the ball hits the mitt. It's not even close. It's never going out of the infield because it's not a hard swing. It's a very awkward swing, a lackluster, listless swing. So you got Joe Biden going up to bat, and you already know what's going to happen, and then exactly what you expected to happen and should have expected to happen.