 My muse, Katie, she lost 36, and she looks absolutely stunning. When your wife has to get a whole new wardrobe because everything is too big, well, what do they say? Happy wife, happy life. No scary injections, no chemical dependency for the rest of your life. Just five protein-rich meals a day that help you burn the flat. You know me, guys. I'm a wicked sweet tooth. I love my fried food. I'm down to a size 36 in my blue jeans. I haven't been that since I was in my 20s, and it feels amazing.