 Well, now they've lowered the bar even further. It doesn't matter if he poops his pants. It doesn't matter if he can't string a sentence together. But look, misery likes company, and liberals are miserable. Man, I love my kids so much. I once sat for three hours in the cold rain to watch her soccer team lose by 18 goals. I love my kids so much, I once used a tube to suck snot out of her stuffed nose at 3 a.m.