 That is indeed real news. And how about this last one? In San Francisco, a pair of nudists punched a pirate who was threatening a tourist with a blowtorch. Real news, fake news, or really fake news? You know what? If it was any other place, I'd say that's fake news or really fake news. But that is real news. That is indeed real news. And the nudists punching the pirate was caught on video. That could have been dangerous. Did he have a hook?