 So they took all the people with the hardest names to pronounce, and they said, we need you on the emoji story. And they all contributed to this article about the complexities of emoji skin tones. This is a subject that I confess I have not thought about at all, really, mostly because I'm not insane, also because I don't use emojis, because I am a literate adult human, and I prefer to communicate using actual words, which is I wish that most other adults would join me in that.