 go compete and have everyone else just play for second place. There's no way you're making Joey the villain of this story. He's not the villain. I'm just not going to apologize for him. Also, you said he ate 57 in five minutes. Were they vegan hot dogs? No, I think they were regular hot dogs. No, they were vegan hot dogs. They were? They were sponsored by Impossible. Are vegan hot dogs easier to eat than regular hot dogs? I would say absolutely. I've never had a vegan hot dog. Have you?