 I would choose to simply not have that thing, whatever it is, whether it's the presidency or anything else. So even in the left's feverish imagination, even in the fictional land of their most far-fetched, deranged conspiracy theories, Trump's physical bravery is almost superhuman. Now, I don't think we need to spend much more time explaining why Trump didn't arrange to be shot in the head. It's the kind of conspiracy theory that debunks itself.