 This is the Joe Gigante Show, and this is regular Joe. I want to thank Joe for letting me be here today. I am the guest host. My name is Dr. Duke Pesto. If you don't know me, I am a tenured professor of English at the University of Wisconsin. I've been doing that for 30 years, and I tell you, I'm the only Christian conservative English professor I have ever met in my life at seven different universities. I'm an educational reformer and speaker.