 Okay, leave the dressing room. This is for the mom. Leave the dressing room. Put the camera down, you freak. You child-abusing freak. Bring your kid to a playground and let him climb on the jungle gym because that's all he wants to do. He doesn't want to be a part of this. But he also doesn't, because unfortunately he's stuck with you and he has no other frame of reference, he doesn't understand what's happening to him.