 You can laugh, Al. That's fine. I'm not afraid to say I love things new every day. I've already had one big laugh at your expense this morning. I don't want to have too many. Anyway, there's the history of the hot dog brought to you by Slim Nash. You can't pronounce words. Right now it's 6.48 in the morning. It's time for Al. Let's count his mistakes while he does the news.