 The longest traffic jam in history was 60 miles long, and it lasted 11 days in China. 60 miles long? I think I would have gave up and walked home. I don't know if I could have made 60 miles in 11 days, but I dang sure would have tried. Yeah, so you're going to sit in a traffic jam for 11 days. Yeah, no, that wouldn't have been me. Yeah. I mean, eventually you've got to use the bathroom and get some water or something. Yeah.