 Alright, Kurt, so we're going to go ahead and tell you my two stories that I've got for you today. And I actually am giving you a choice. Since I've been watching a lot of Matrix the last week, I want to give you a choice. A blue pill or a red pill, if you will. Would you like to hear first the most insane story? Or would you like to hear the most low-key story? Keep in mind, both stories are a little out there.