 Let me answer the do you think it'll work question by telling you about some real warning labels I've seen. How about warning do not hold the wrong end of the chainsaw. On a Vidal Sassoon hair dryer. Warning do not use while sleeping. On a dozen eggs. Warning this product may contain eggs. On a razor scooter. Warning this product moves when used. Last Christmas. Warning this Christmas lights are for inside or outside use only. And my favorite on a washing machine. Warning do not put