 Because on his own account, not a day had gone by without him thinking of Mary. So he took passage on the Greyhound and he upset the captain and by the same token pleased the crew by making up songs about the ship and the captain without actually mentioning the captain by name. And the captain was really fed up with him and wished he'd never taken him on board. And yet he did come across in the course of the journey Thomas Akempis's...