 Hi, I'm the voice guy that does all the disclaimers. You know, like those car commercials where half of you had to sign print. Or those wireless company ads where they promise you a new phone as long as you sign away your first child. Today, I'm here to read the rules for contests on WJPF. Only one winner within a 30-day period per household. Whenever you call any station number, you agree that your call name and likeness may be used in future broadcasts or advertising. Does anyone even really listen to these? I mean, if I put some hidden message in here, are you even going to notice? Hi, Mom, Dad, Lily, Steve. Just kidding, I don't even know Steve. Just kidding, I do, but he's dead. Oh, right, the rest of the rules. Well, how about I just say this? Full rules and regulations are available on WJPF.com. There, that was easy. I don't know why we didn't just start with that one. Oh, well,