 It's charity. It's pity, you know. That's it. This is my penance. This is my penance for something bad that I've done in a past life. I got it. You know, I'm such a good influence on you. I've made you adopt these Catholic terms like penance and purgatory because you would aver that purgatory exists knowing my long-suffering wife. Is that correct? It's either that or that blackmail is alive and well in your portion of the world. I'll go with either.