 In the division, the Browns have the creepy quarterback, Deshaun Watson, who's really only effective when he's in the happy baby yoga pose, which I don't think is allowed in the NFL during the regular season. So you've got Deshaun Watson. You have the Steelers who are rolling out a broken-down, rusted-out jalopy in Russell Wilson. And then you have the Ravens with Lamar Jackson, who's a fine regular season player. However...