 It is attention-grabbing, at least it was for me. Climate change is messing with time more than previously thought, scientists find. So that's the headline. The headline is that climate change is so bad, and we're going to find out just how bad it is, okay, but it's so bad that it's not just warming up the Earth and it's going to drown us all and all that. It's actually warping time itself. Our very conception of time is being changed.