 withered corpse of the President of the United States. I mean, honestly, it's sad. Now ABC News is going to try to either save him or euthanize him. That's the big curiosity factor tonight. So originally, this interview was scheduled to be aired on Sunday, and it was going to be longer than, like, 10 minutes. Instead, the President of the United States, apparently, is going to have an interview with George Stephanopoulos that lasts as little as 15 minutes, according to the Daily Beast. Stephanopoulos, George Stephanopoulos,