 Hey, I haven't seen you all week, kid. What have you been doing? Oh, a lot of things. Five o'clock this morning, all the people at my hotel got on horses and we rode way out in the desert for a breakfast ride. A breakfast ride? Oh, that must have been a lot of fun. Some fun. All I had to eat was cactus. Cactus? I got lost. Hmm. Imagine eating cactus. Tastes awful, but you don't need any toothpicks.