 She's like, Dan, you've got 12 years in the Secret Service and four years with the NYPD. Surely you have some advanced explanation. Like, oh, the forward-looking infrared system missed him or mistook him for a frog or something. No, no, that's not what happened. You're probably thinking right now, the story can't get any worse. Oh, yes, it can. Yes, it can. Here is a witness describing to the