 Barring something completely unforeseen. The last rookie before that, you have to go back 48 years, the legendary Mark Fittich, the bird, who talked to the ball. He pitched two innings. He gave up four hits, two earned runs, struck out one, didn't walk a hitter. And I know much has been made about his career being cut short because they said he overused him. That's not what happened, peeps. Mark Fittich was futzing around on the outfield one day during batting practice.