 Then your kids show up at the door, no jacket, no shoes. Some have socks, some have only one sock. One kid is wearing a sock on his hand and a glove on his foot. Someone else is like completely nude and wearing a sombrero for some reason. You don't even know where he got it from. And then even though you know the answer because you've been through this 5,000 times already, you still ask, where are your shoes? Where are your shoes? And you ask it shocked, like you weren't expecting the thing that you knew was going to happen. And then comes the inevitable answer.