 a glorified Home Depot glove. You know, we do what we need to do. Pine tar, there is no foreign substance. All substances are legal. Pine tar, spider tech, Vaseline. In this league, they're playing by rules from 1886 when Grover Cleveland was president, when the rules of baseball were different. It's still three strikes you're out, but foul balls are dead balls. There's nothing that happens on the foul ball. And instead of four balls, it's seven balls. So it really favors...