 And here's where it gets weird. It had to be the stupidest song ever written. So I'm like, OK. So I kept reading. The composer, who was 45 at the time, had trouble writing lyrics that sounded stupid enough. Like, oh, it must be nice being smart. But so he decided to hand it to his 15-year-old son, who supposedly wrote the song in five minutes, and they took all the lyrics. So ouch, maybe?