 If you aren't a parent again, you're thinking to yourself, oh, come on, this is just negligent parenting. When I have kids, I know what I shall do. It's so simple. I'll have a nice, neat place in the house right by the door for the shoes, and I'll say to my well-behaved children, make sure to take your shoes off and put them in this spot, and only this spot once you enter our domicile, young ones. Now let us play stringed instruments together and sing songs in Latin. This is how you imagine it will go, you silly, stupid fool. There is so much you don't understand.