 Uh, no time now. I'm cleaning the fish tank. You can always come up with an excuse for not visiting longtermcare.gov. Gotta go. Yoga class starts in 10. Oh, I forgot. Game night. Perfectly understandable. Since going to longtermcare.gov means you actually acknowledge that one day you will be, dare we say it, old. Hey, do you see any crow's feet on this face? I don't.