 Wait, I thought if you had a tattoo on your face, you were a convicted killer. No. No? I think that's an old wives' tale. That's urban legend. Oh, that's the teardrop by the eyeball. Urban legend. Dear golly. Holy smokes. All right. I'm going to get even more hate mail. You do not understand the level of hate mail I've gotten over the past... I saw your Twitter feed, Todd. Because I just pointed out that the author of How to Be a Bad B-Word is going to be featured at the RNC. You Democrat, you!