 So I'm at the RNC, and she gets me this salad. And Paula's so good, she has this grilled chicken sandwich. She realizes this salad thing ain't going to work for me, that I need some actual food. So she's like, you eat the grilled chicken sandwich. I'm going to eat this up. And all of a sudden, I see this breaking news. J.D. Vance, one senator from the great state of Ohio, was selected as the vice presidential running mate of Donald J. Trump. And I got to tell you, folks, it was a great day for me.