 So tonight, tonight is the big night for Joe Biden. Why? Well, because his last big night was a giant flop, a huge fail. That one, of course, happened just last week, which now seems like it was 10 years ago. That is when Joe Biden went on stage with Donald Trump and physically expired on the stage. They had to bring the paddles and everything right there on the stage. It was just terrible. And he has spent the week since trying to prove that he is not, in fact, dead. He is just, in the words of Miracle Max from The Princess Bride, mostly dead.