 See, children have a pathological need to take their shoes off everywhere they go and a chronic inability to keep track of their shoes once they do take them off. When you become a parent, you will never again be able to go anywhere or to leave many of the places that you went without embarking first on a panicked quest to find everybody's shoes. And the conversation always goes the same way. You know, you shout, hey, guys, we got to go. Come on, let's go. Let's go. We got to go.