 We have to save Joe Biden. The longer he's in the race, the better. I'm not kidding. Don't mistake my Joe Biden funky whispering for a joke. I am not kidding. We want him in the race as long as possible. Hey, America could be facing real danger, the kind of danger only real Americans are ready for. Real Americans prepare because they know the government, the G, ain't coming to save you in an emergency, and they probably won't even warn you because they'll be busy saving their own asses.