 Oh, well. He's so homely, he has to be clever. Jack, why do you always keep saying that? After all, Fred isn't so ugly. He isn't, eh? Alan makes the hunchback of Notre Dame look like the man of distinction. And he's not only homely, Don, he's so cheap. Oh, wait a minute, Jack. Don't say that Alan is cheap. He's a good sport, and you know it. Oh, he is, eh? Remember the time we were in New York and you and I had lunch with him? Yeah. Well, who picked up the check? I did. You're darn right.