 Say aloha to my tutu, wahine. What's up to my family? Inopihi hale. Moving on to the valley, yeah. Road to Hana may be rough, but the people make it worth the while. Next stop is Lanai, where they like to party. Just a short ride away from Molokai, where everybody has a heart of gold. They took a ho'olare just to cleanse my soul. Then it's off to Kauai, where it's omegai, where even the good girls like to get naughty. Moving on to Niihau. If you forgot what it is to be Hawaiian people, they will show you how. Take me down to Honolulu City, where the cash is big.