 Surfer Joe joined Uncle Sam's Marines today. They stationed him at Pendleton, not far away. They cut off his big blonde locks, I'm told, and when he went on maneuvers, Joe caught cold. Surfer Joe, ho-ho. Now look at him go, ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho. Surfer, surfer, surfer Joe, ho-ho. Go, man, go, ho-ho.