 All right, John Byrd, you're up. I was sitting in the bathtub, I counted my toes when the radiator broke. The water all broke, I'm stuck in the ice without my clothes. Naked as the eyes of the clown. Oh, David Mayfield now. I was crying ice cubes, hoping I'd croak when the sun come through the window and the ice all broke. I stood up and laughed, I thought it was a joke. That's the way that the world goes round.