 Llama. That's right. At the Sherwood Forest Golf Course in North Carolina, you can book a llama to carry your clubs around while you golf. Apparently, llamas are perfect caddies because they can carry heavy loads and are gentle grazers, unlike human caddies who are constantly tearing up the fairway in their passionate mating displays. Do they spit in your face if you pick the wrong club? Exactly. That's how they let you know. Llamas are spitters. Yeah, exactly. Who asked for this?