 I was a little drunk. Not in my opinion. I'm sorry? I disagree about you being drunk. You weren't there. We're journalists. We're never there. Having opinions about things we didn't witness is the entire point of our existence. We are the brave few who turn up after the event and explain it to everyone else who missed it. That was Ben Miles as the editor, ending that clip there. Welcome, Stephen Moffat, to the media show. Thank you. Delighted that you're here. Tell me why you want to make that show now.