 This is the thing, though. People like to camp out in tents, but they want to be cool. You can get a camping tent air conditioner. They cost about $1,500. $1,500? Oh, my God. What? No. You could go to an actual nice hotel. A resort. For $1,500, there better be a dinosaur in that thing from the Flintstones going, it's a living. Now. Always had a roof over me. Always paid the rent.