 Because for some reason, I actually care about breathing on people with bad breath. I don't know why I do that. But certainly people breathing on you with bad breath is just no fun. So Zellman's Minty Mouth Mints is clearly the answer. It's not just a mint either. It's a true breath freshener. It's a little capsule that you swallow or bite into. The minty part takes care of your mouth part. And then it goes into your gut and really works in your gut.