 TMZ posted a pair of high school videos of Donald Trump's would-be assassin, Thomas Matthew Crooks. Yeah, and one, he's joking that he's a 6'4 Stanford University student with a tenant anyway. Yeah. The other one supposedly shows him being bullied because a guy is reaching under his desk and yanking his pant leg while someone, possibly Crooks himself, is telling that person to stop. Mm-hmm.