 And it was a gay porno mag, and they were all laughing at it and being horrified. But the thing that horrified them most was an ad for a film about a transvestite. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm worst of the worst. And I happened to have been wearing pantyhose under my yeshiva clothes at the time and just felt like they're going to find me. They're going to know who I really am.