 Well, it happened at a church in a Carolina town. You ought to have been there when the fire came down. Uncle Bill jumped up and he ran down the aisle. You can hear Johnny shout for a country mile. You ought to have been there when Johnny ran the pews. You ought to have been there when Johnny ran the pews. Granny was a-shoutin' and Papa was too. You ought to have been there when Johnny ran the pews.