 So there's that, but we're going to set all that stuff aside because we have a guest on. You already know him. Green Beret, Marine, Sniper, Clay Martin. He's on here all the time giving us some knowledge about various things, but he also knows a lot about this kind of stuff that I do not and that you probably do not, and I don't want to talk out of my rear end. I want to talk to Clay. Okay, joining me now, author Clay Martin. I'll introduce you that way, Clay, but...