 God made us out of dirt, and the first thing we did was steal. Then we lied about stealing. So God kicked us out because he couldn't take one more second of us. Then we had kids, and the boys tried to murder each other. Then God said, I'm flooding the world. I'm so sick of you, but I'm going to leave one group behind, one little family. So what does that family do? They get drunk, and the father has sex with his daughters. And you're like...