 Because I was much too smart. You think you were too smart. I had my boots on and I had them laced up tight. Kids talk like that in your era. I wrote the book, Pearl. But then I made a mistake. Most men do. I should have known from the start. Most men don't. Uh-huh. Let me tell you what happened last night. This is not dated material. Stand back. Because it started with a gal. Always does.