 How about a nice glow shave? Teach your whiskers to behave. Lots of leather, lots of soap. Please hold still, don't be a dope. Now we're ready for the scraping. There's no use to try escaping. You'll end screaming, ranting, raving. It's no use, you need a shave. Ooh, ouch, ouch, ooh, ouch, ooh, ooh, ouch. Then you're nice and clean. Although your face looks like it might have gone through a machine.