 And I went to take a big old slug of coffee. Oh, no. And there was something squirming in my mouth. No. Squirming in my mouth. And I bet you spit that out as quickly. I spit it back out in the cup. And yes, I had tasted an earwig. Earwig. I didn't bite him. I didn't bite him. You didn't swallow him. I didn't swallow him.