 Steve Ballmer. I always, if I say Steve Ballmer, I'm either going to say toilets and mimic him screaming at a Microsoft software convention in the early 1990s, or I'm going to remind you that he has more money than anybody in sports. His net worth is more than the other 29 owners in the NBA combined. But given this new collective bargaining agreement, Steve Ballmer had the cover to say, even I...