 Like what? The parking passes and things from the event. Apparently a parking pass just went for almost $400. Yeah, well, that's not surprising. I mean, it seems macabre and sick. But if I got a chance to get a ticket stub for our American cousin that Lincoln was there. Oh, sure, of course. Come on. And finally, the Babylon Bee. Secret Service vows to find out what went wrong at the Trump rally as soon as they figure out who left the cocaine in the White House.