 Mona Lisa's and the Mad Hatters. Please tell me Candle in the Wind is not on this list. Is Candle in the Wind on the list? I'll tell you that. If Candle in the Wind is on the list, this list is absolute. No, no, no, no. That is toilet paper stuck to my shoe. No, what it is. Like a candle in the wind. Is your face. Like a candle. Yeah, it's a great tune. No, it isn't.