 We are 19 days away from the first competition in Paris for the Olympics, 122 days away from the election. We have shark attacks in Texas and green stuff falling from the ceiling in the Miami airport. Also a hot dog competition. Other than that, there's nothing going on. We're also a couple of weeks away from the NFL coming back and a couple of weeks away from training camp and a couple of weeks away from contracts and would-be holdouts becoming the headline. Now...