 And then you find yourself as a congressman on the American taxpayer's dime, sucking down $200 a glass bourbon in the hotel bar, and some dime comes strolling up to you in a pretty looking dress. She's rubbing your arm, telling you how handsome you are. You do something really, really stupid. And then when it comes time to vote to bounce Merrick Garland or just find Merrick Garland, you...