 Based on all of the dough he made and the stock options that Microsoft is still coming through on, I'm not going to give you stock advice. For that, you've got to listen to my podcast, Dollars and Cents with B-Web. But let's just put it this way. No need for a GoFundMe for Steve Ballmer. In fact, this is factual. He has more money in terms of total net worth than the other 29 owners across the NBA combined.