 Press the rock buttons. Joseph R. Biden, shockingly, withdrawing from the presidential race. Shockingly, if you haven't been paying attention since, like, 2019. Well, and you know why he withdrew? Because he's a patriot. Because he's one of the great patriots in U.S. history, right up there with George Washington. It was love of country, I agree. I gotta tell you, my sides hurt...