 I want to talk to you about something a lot more important than the presidency of the United States of America. I want to talk about your dog and the fact that he's really fluffy and you love him and you should be giving him rough greens so your dog doesn't die. Now, I take that back. Your dog's still going to die. That sucks. I'm going to be sad when Fred dies. But rough greens will give your dog a longer life and, more importantly, a healthier life.