 Ladies, if you want to make sure that you're not going to have babies, then just look at this guy or read anything that he writes because your ovaries will scream and they'll roll up their fallopian tubes like Beetlejuice's arms when he turned into the carousel towards the climax scene. So this dude, his name's Nathan Grayson. So here's the piece. Oh, for the love. Here's the Washington Post piece. You ready for this? Okay, here we go.