 But here's what else I understand. Defending a DUI. You know why I'm having trouble with that? Because you can't defend a DUI. It's a really bad idea to even attempt to try to defend a DUI. My man, you've been around long enough to know that. Mike Gundy has obviously been around long enough to know that condoning drinking and driving at all in any way is almost as dumb and reckless as doing it in the first place.