 That is the sound of computer systems failing all over the world this morning. Like, I had no idea what CrowdStrike was before today. I thought that was some sort of app to raise money or something. CrowdStrike? I still have no idea what CrowdStrike is. Frankly, I've got no idea how a company that nobody's ever heard of could do so much damage. But due to a defect in a single content update for Windows, somehow CrowdStrike damn near killed the Internet.