 I actually love oatmeal, and I like it when it's kind of clumpy. I don't like runny oatmeal. I like it when it's a little pasty, that you can actually stop the wind from coming in cracks of your window if you sealed it with the oatmeal. That's what I like. To me, it's just like eating wallpaper paste. How often have you done that, Lonnie? I'm guessing more than twice.