 You want guaranteed results? The two greatest winners in football history. By the way, never thought in a million years Brockman would A, want to talk about soccer, and B, would put Belichick and Saban in the role of Ted Lasso. It makes sense. Full Ted Lasso. It's not going to get any worse. Bill Lasso and Nick Lasso. It's not getting any worse. Long lost brothers of Ted Lasso.