 I had foot surgery, corrective foot surgery. Of course, I was fatter back then, 60 pounds lighter now. I had a boot for almost six weeks. Every June, my sons take me red snapper fishing. The captain, the skipper of the boat, refused to let me on, says it's too dangerous. I was a liability. Of course, I'm not in that situation. But come on, please, cowboys, are you freaking serious? Oh, my gosh. Out, hook them.