 uh... it's like the something borrowed something blue don't see your bride in her dress before it's just a tradition and it's it's meaningless and not real and it's just one yes you've actually been a bride i've not been a bride i've been a bride but i didn't bury a sausage well it wasn't a thing yet or it was a thing long ago and it hadn't come back again you bury a sausage and it won't rain on your wedding day what the f which of course is do these people understand anything about meteorology