 Why don't you look at the stuff that gets sun? Right. How often do you have skin between there? How often does it happen? What do you mean? Skin cancer. How can you possibly have skin cancer between your ass cheeks? Right. Has anyone had skin cancer that started between their ass cheeks? Right. And if so, why was your ass in the sun? What happened? How did that happen? Why were you tanning in there in particular? It's weird. It must be one of those...