 The Piano Man explains to Willie Geist on Sunday Today what happens after his massive shows. You go from playing in front of 20,000 people where you're like Mussolini, and then you jump into a car and you scram out of there, and then you're just another schmuck in traffic. The Hicksville native adds that when he gets home, he lets the dogs out and takes out the garbage. Joel's final show on July 25th will be his 104th at the Garden.