 Hey, Pops, somebody's stealing my car. So I run outside, and there's this dude in the car, and I'm trying to yank him out, and he goes and sticks his right hand in his pocket. And I'm like, what, you got a gun? And I kind of, like, lost it. Ran to my pickup truck, grabbed my hammer, come back in, smashed him upside the face with a hammer, grabbed him by his collar, grabbed him by his thumb that was holding the steering wheel, and ripped it right off, yanked him out of the car. Wow.