 I posed for pictures. Did you ever see the American farmer, the guy with the pitchfork? That was me, holding it up. I'm holding it up, smiling. Then when I got to the court, I told the prosecutor what happened. He actually liked it off the cuff because he lowered my sentence after I told him the story. How long were you in jail? I posted my own bond. I arraigned myself. I didn't even get lawyers.