 Crews arrived at the scene, found the man at the bottom of the 40-foot ventilation pipe from a nearby parking garage. The pipe was only about a foot wide. Oh, no. That's why he's thin, obviously. Yeah, but that doesn't sound like a fun rescue. No, it does not. Crews were able to get the man out quickly. Firefighters said the man told them he woke up at the bottom of the pipe, had no idea how he got there. I'm going to say gravity. Gravity works.