 All you people have told me Michelle Obama was going to be the Democratic nominee. And when I told you she wasn't, I got angry emails from people saying I was just a know-it-all who didn't know anything. I was promised Michelle Obama. Where the hell is Michelle Obama in all of this? I was promised Michelle Obama. My listeners told me that I needed to listen to people smarter than me who told them that it was going to be Michelle Obama. When I said it wasn't going to be Michelle Obama, they got mad at me.