 On Saturday, I took a bullet for America. Biden, he took a dump in his adult diaper. You know, I'm wearing this Kotex pad just as a precaution, but I can still hear. That's a big pad. Lots of protection. I love hearing. I love hearing. Except when that drunk chick sang the national anthem during the Major League Baseball Home Run Derby. Did you hear that? Yeah, marble. I didn't like it. I wish I could unhear that.