 Danny Bagpiper's greatest hits. Exactly. Best of the Bagpipes. The Bagpipe Orchestra. No. Right. Go ahead and have a concert of bagpipe players. See if anyone shows up. Only other bagpipe players. Right. Family. And try talking while someone's playing the bagpipe right next to you. It's impossible. Yeah. No. The real suffering must come from the family members who have to listen to the person learn how to play the bagpipe.