 She was doing a lesson on metal and meddling and brought actual swords to the class. One was a thin European style. The other was a samurai sword. Oh, okay. She rearranged their deaths into a fighting ring. Nice. And started a timer. First rule, you don't tell my sword club. You had the kids battle it out for over two minutes each. Holy smokes. We putting money on this? I'd love it. They practiced in the men's room. Board fight.