 It's like, you want to read a book? No, not really. Well, I need help at the moment. Do you want someone to wave a magic wand? Get rid of the pain, then I'll read the book. I don't want to read a book until the pain's gone. I need someone to get rid of the pain, and then I'll read this book. I just got a text from a friend of mine. He said, hey, Chaz, I take Viagra before I play golf. It gets the blood flowing. Right, that's what the article said. It'd just be a weird place to...