 When I was at the Inquirer, I told my editors, I said, if there's ever a chance to meet Lindsay Wagner, the bionic woman, or Adam West, please let me know. And I did get to meet them, but it's a case of be careful what you wish for, because the Adam West story I was sent to investigate sent me to Hawaii, where his daughter, Janelle, was serving time for trying to murder her in-laws.