 Actually, it sounds like the excuse somebody who's high and drunk would come up with to the cops. Like, sir, do you know what you were doing out there? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm helping. I was doing you guys a favor. You're welcome. I'm helping over here. He was in a silver BMW 125 acting as an enforcer of good driving. He told police when he was sick of people, quote, tailgating, lane hopping, and driving slow. Wouldn't it be great if he was wearing a cape and spandex when they pulled him over? Right.