 Dad, I'm hungry. But it's late at night. There are no places open right now. Yes, there is. Hello, this is Elmer's Diner. How can I help you? Yes, yes, we're open 24 hours a day. Stop by Elmer's Diner for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. We are open 24 hours a day, and you can order anything at any time. God bless America. Life is beautiful. Elmer's Diner, 22 Peyton Arum Road, Danville.