 Those two guys can never show their face at any kind of criminal meetup again, right? If you are a failed cat burglar, like truly a cat burglar, and you couldn't even close the deal on that, yeah, you just got to hang it up, I think. Washington State cyclists described fighting off a cougar during an attack. You never fight those off, just buy a drink. A group of cyclists in their 50s and 60s battled with a cougar for 45 minutes after a mountain cat launched...