 My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler And told him to change the grade on the paper Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up Served a bartender, and walked out with a tip cup Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians In a spaceship, while they're screaming at me