 Put you on that crane that they used for the Cadillac and just shake you up. There you go. Jump in a pool. Open your eyes. Everything about that story made me uncomfortable. Everything about that story. So I go, I get back home. I got an eyepatch on and my girlfriend's like, what the hell did you do now? I'm a pirate. I got home and she was in her eyepatch. RBT. RBT.