 Meanwhile, Dunkin' Donuts will puncture a hole in the side of your culotta and let you shotgun it like a beer. Reusable straw. So, you know. Also, today is July 11th, 7-11. And because of that, 7-11s all across America are doing what, Katie? They're giving away free Slurpees. Wow. I have not slurped a Slurpee since...