 This is the Lars Larson Show. You're listening to the best of the Lars Larson Show. Welcome back to the program. It's Conspiracy Theory Thursday, and it's great to be with you. I'll get back to your phone calls and emails in a moment, but I want to spend a moment with Representative Victoria Sparks, who represents Indiana's 5th Congressional District. And I might point out, this is kind of ironic, she's the first and...