 Faux wood looks like real wood. That's the best kind. And when you call it faux bois, when you say anything in French, it's just classier. But in all seriousness, guys, you know how much new kitchen cabinets can cost, new bathroom cabinets, new anything. And when you can transform it for a couple of bucks, literally less than 50 bucks with this contact paper, it's genius. Next up, I've got to get a couple more in. Create a backsplash out of thin air. All right, Stan B. of Austin.