 I also go with the dog for two reasons. One, I wear flip-flops. And number two... All right, you have a vested interest in dog poop. And number two, I can't help but remember when I was in elementary school, we were playing football, and some dog pooed, and he left his stuff, and apparently he rolled in it. He took our ball. I went to get the ball from the dog, and I reached over, and I went to grab it. It was a brown dog, and I came back when a handful of...