 I'm at a renaissance fair. Yeah. Let me go milk a cow, no? See, that's not fair. When she does it, it's alluring. When I do it, it's creepy and strange. That's not fair. That's not fair. You must take the honor and struggle. Chad, Chad, do your renaissance voice. Oh, well, give me a cow to milk, please. Okay, never mind. Never mind, that was creepier. That was way creepier.