 to become the all-time MLB home run hitter on August 7, 2007? I don't know. It's not like I watch him play every night out here or anything. Oh, God. Throw me another card. Throw me one that doesn't say one point on it. Yeah, let me finish. I'm in the middle of the shuffle. Let me finish shuffling here. Grab a different card. Oh, it's a two-point football card. Yeah.