 But later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from a K-phone. I said, I was the cops and your husband's in jail. The state looks down on sort of me. And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me. Nobody likes you when you're 23. And I said, well, I'll use my bank account. What the hell is colony? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again?