 Florida man eating in a diner with his wife recently sneezed so hard, he caused parts of his intestines to exit his body through a surgical wound. Wow. What? Like a party favor. I wonder if he, like, held his nose. You know, I'm trying to keep that in. Yeah. Don't. You got to let it out. Let it go, man. Hey, I can see your breakfast. I didn't know they had hash browns here. Eggs Benedict.