 How old were you when you were choked during a Monopoly game? I was probably about five or six years old in that range. See, there's nothing funny about a five-year-old getting choked by an adult. Right. But you were able to make that funny. Yes. But here's the thing. We all have been playing very high-stakes Monopoly game, and sometimes you just don't want to pay that rent. No. Wait, you didn't want to pay rent? Yes.