 What are you talking about? You're ugly. Girls wouldn't go for you anyway. Yeah, well, I'd like to know what kind of girls would ever go for you. You'd be surprised. Surprised? I'm flabbergasted. Hey, that's funny. You're a comedian. No, you're a comedian. You want to bet? You know what I want to be? What? When I grow up, I want to be a sailor. Yeah? What would you do? What would you do if somebody fell overboard? I'd call them a lifesaver.