 Anyway, the reason we start with that or have in the background is because I have three stories here, Jay. One's good, one's bad, and one's ugly. Ooh, I see what you did there. Thank you. The good story is about a 91-year-old man who rescued the local fire department in his Missouri town with a $500,000 donation. This guy's 91 years old. Name is Sam Sloan, retired cattle...