 Number two, I can't help but remember when I was in elementary school, we were playing football, and some dog pooed, and he left his stuff, and apparently he rolled in it. He took our ball. I went to get the ball from the dog, and I reached over, and I went to grab it. It was a brown dog, and I came back with a handful of his waste. Do you know what that's like? You're in the middle of the field, and you have a handful of dog poo, and the entire class is watching you. You do not rebound from that.