 Dear Patrick, we don't know each other yet, but I'd love to be a pen pal and write letters to you. I can't send you money, but I can be your friend. And right away, boy, the letter came back. Well, I'm a Catholic and you're a nun. Would you be my spiritual advisor? And I say, yes, I'll fill out the form, spiritual advisor. Send it back in to be able to go and visit him.