 But the fun fact also is... I don't think Phil likes mayonnaise either. No, Phil will not. I do not. Give him 20 bucks to eat a tablespoon. I was happy to take your money that day, but I needed to follow it with a lot of whiskey just to get that... It coats your mouth. I don't even remember. I love mayonnaise. To me, it's all I taste of whatever it's on. I'm extra mayo. Oh, that's disgusting. But I love ranch. Which people make fun of me for because it's kind of mayonnaise. But you can't do ranch and tuna, can you?