 Ah, Liberace's favorite food. King Jack, I couldn't help noticing your eyes. They're blue, aren't they? Bluer than a Kentucky lawn after a rain. Well, King Jack, since you've been chosen king for a day, here is your glorious itinerary. You expressed a desire for steamed clams, so at 1 p.m. we have arranged for you to have luncheon in the steam room of the YMCA. Well...