 I'll do whatever you want to make things right. Do you know what I really want, Whit? What? I want you to get off the stage. The auction is about to start. The stage? That's right. Oh, terrific. I'll talk to you after the auction. Right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. I'm sorry about that little faux pas. We're here to auction some of these rare books and antiques from the hardware store.