 Greetings, salutations, and a prodigious welcome to all. I'm Eugene, Mr. How-To, Meltzner, and this is my assistant, facilitator, and proverbial sounding board, you all know her and love her, Miss Constance Kendall. Hi, Eugene. Uh, that's Mr. How-To. Today's topic is domestic tectonics, towards a practical and workable theory of devising and rapidly fabricating secure and durable familial abodes. How to build a house really fast.