 We won the championship. Did you call the shot? No, no. I was an incredibly mediocre player, but I pulled a pitch down the right field line that went cleanly over the wall and stunned myself and my teammates who were normally laughing at me. You don't tell this story a lot, so that's good. That's good, because most people, like if you were Al Bundy, for example. Four touchdowns, five touchdowns on high school football. I love that sign where he says, high school football story's five dollars.