 From what I can tell, Bob, the Midianites are armed with swords and spears, and the Israelites are armed with trumpets and water pitchers. Excuse me, Bob, did you say trumpets and water pitchers? That's right, Bob, trumpets and water pitchers. I'm trying to get a word with one of the Israelites. Excuse me, Bob Field, Ancient World of Sports, and you are? Bob Israel. Bob, those aren't exactly weapons. How do you expect to win? I'm just grateful our manager didn't send us out here with a banana and a kazoo. Well, who is your manager, anyway? Well, that would be God. Yeah, he's also the one who chose only 300 of us for this fight. Excuse me.