 I've got a tool that I use to see whether the Yankees are really in trouble or not. So I said this. My wife is a huge Boston Red Sox fan, loves the Red Sox, hates the Yankees. I've got a Yankee hat in my house, and I'm only allowed to keep it over in the office, not allowed to wear it, can't have it in front of her. She'll literally turn and walk out of the room if I'm wearing a Yankee hat.