 Speaking of birds, they're really pushing the bird flu thing. So five human cases of bird flu in Colorado poultry workers, according to a health officials report reported by CBS News. They said five workers from a farm in northeast Colorado have bird flu. Four of them confirmed by the U.S. And the sob parlor in New York City. No, it's not a sad emo club. It's a place for people to go and cry in peace. It's actually a business. Why didn't I think of that?