 You're a very good speaker. But a terrible writer. Well, I just think that if your writing was as good as your speaking, you would be incredible. Uh-huh. And I suppose that you're a good writer? Well, I've written a few things for the student magazine. Hmm. I read the student magazine. What have you written? Oh, um, well, I did an article last month called Of Men and of Angels. You wrote that? Your John Whitaker? Uh-huh. That was an excellent piece.