 Elisha answered and gave Naaman his instructions for getting rid of leprosy. You must bathe. That's it? What did my mother call you? Bathe seven times in the Jordan River. Then you will be healed. The Jordan River? That's just plain ridiculous. Have you seen that river lately? It's disgusting. Elisha, can't you just wave your hand over me and make it go away? If you want that abracadabra kind of stuff, you're in the wrong book.