 Not exactly. But anyway, Naaman was not only the commander of the army, but he was good friends with the king, too. Hey, Naaman. Yo, king. Wouldst thou like to come over to the palace and play pool later? Sure, what's king? It'd be fun. But sadly, Naaman was a leper. No, a leper. A person with leprosy. Leprosy. A mischievous elf of Irish folklore. Wrong one.