 And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Damn you, Kate, and your memes. I'm so distracted now. I just want to talk about the memes. Okay. Quick Five. Oh, my gosh. Really? I got to go to this? Headline. I ate my men. A sister shockingly reveals that she put her grandmother's ashes in pasta sauce to prank her brother. A prank?