 This Friday? We could get together right here. You could bring a few more of your essays and I could maybe... I really can't come. I am... I'm... You're... What? I'm dating someone else. Uh-oh. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, we finished our coffee in silence and headed our separate ways. And I went off to meet my good friend Jack Allen. I was wondering how you fit into the story, Jack. I didn't realize you went to USC together.