 If I do that, it means I want him to do something. But he already knows what it is I want him to do because we do the exact same things every day. So you lick yourself? I don't lick myself. I allow him to lick me. Thank you very much. Oh, God. That's horrible. I can see why your desk is messy. Veterinarians have a sick sense of humor. That's all I've got to say.