 Hey-ho, my chuckaboos on your afternoonified devices. It's me, Gustavus Swift, founder of Swift Foods and all-around meat guy. So, what's for dinner tonight? Might I suggest a tender and delicious cut of swift beef skirt steak? Perhaps a juicy swift pork tenderloin with a marvelous citrus chutney. Either one will take the egg the moment it hits the old sauce box. What am I saying? You're already on the Internet. Look it up. Swift Foods, inspiring extraordinary meals since 1855.