 All right, I've got to be quick with this one. Florida man was charged with flushing a lady's fish down the toilet. What? Cape Coral. Florida man is facing several charges, including battery, grand theft, and flushing a woman's fish down the tarlet. According to Cape Coral police, Brett Austin Dahl, tattoos all over his face, is facing those charges based on two separate investigations. Apparently, he spit on the woman's vehicle, hit her left arm, and apparently grabbed her beta fish and flushed it down the tarlet.