 My co-workers were obviously either thrilled or intimidated and jealous of my great accomplishment. And that's understandable. I got my blue belt, for crying out loud. It's the lowest belt you could actually earn because they give you a white belt just for showing up. I mean, I'm practically Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer put together into one slightly smaller body. I'm a shark, and the ground is my water. And the water looks blue.