 You put it together even quicker than we expected. Happens to be a very slow news day. Our top stories about the changes in the chicken beauty contest at the county fair. Seems waddle length is no longer a factor. Everybody's up in arms about it. Well, what you got? Mr. Greentree, when you were pulling my dad's file together, did you notice what kind of crimes he committed? Well, car theft. You know about that. Some shoplifting, petty theft, trespassing. Oh, he conned some people with a partner. Mr. Skimp?