 I want you to tell me what they are. Don't hold back. But why? Just tell me. Okay. Well, you sometimes chew with your mouth open. After football practice, you smell like a meat factory. And you're the laziest algebra student on the planet. Other than that, you're pretty amazing. Amazing? Amazing-ish. In a gross, stinky, non-algebraic kind of way. Then why do you think Eugene and Katrina don't want to adopt me?