 If you're living the bachelor life, that's as good as it gets. So I'm like, tell me the story. How did you get this thing? My boy's all nonchalant. He's like, oh, yeah. Macho Man, I almost kicked my ass that day. So what happened is we were in New Orleans, and there was a long line ahead of the Slim Jim tent. And this is my buddy telling the story, by the way. And he said that he was so drunk that he didn't know what he was waiting for, but he assumed that it was beef jerky.