 I'm passively aggressive. What's the big deal? Passively aggressive? Ain't no redneck cop. Ain't no backwood cop going to move me from this proper respect. The term, just the term passively aggressive is an oxymoron. That doesn't even make sense. Hey, as soon as I'm done with here, don't tell me I ain't a good person. I'm afraid it's mutually exclusive. I'm a good person.