 He looked the part except for one thing, his beard. The last bearded man elected president of the United States was Benjamin Harrison in 1888. Guys, give me Benjamin Harrison on the screen. If I recall from the history textbooks, he had a pretty basic beard. I think it was just a basic beard. I don't think there's anything too ravishing about it. I don't remember. It wasn't like the mutton chops or, you know, some sort of a special design. Well, now we're getting into, you know, a technical argument. Are mutton chops a beard?