 We're all watching. Oh, man, Brown Steelers, historic rivalry, NFL game, Deshaun Watson versus Mike Tomlin trying to keep his streak of never having a losing season intact. We're all watching that, right? But are you watching the baseball equivalent of that? Are you watching the Cleveland Guardians against the Pittsburgh Pirates? Even if Mr. Livvy Dunn, Paul Skeens, is starting, you're not. You're not watching that. You don't give a rip about that.