 There is one person in America to blame for the chaos level that we are in right now, and that's Bethany Mandel. And why, you ask, is it her fault? Because she took a nap over the weekend. Why? You took a nap. I know. I'm sorry. I was six kids, and I was really tired. And you took a nap, and what happened when you got up from your nap? I'm still not sure I'm not still sleeping.