 Yeah, why can't they just hire really large Navy SEALs? I don't know who that is, but I love her. Irene Wexler on Instagram on why female, short, fat female Secret Service agents to protect a six-foot-three president is sheer, sheer insanity. It's breaking news. I can't give you any more details. Some people are already spinning conspiracy theories around it, so I'm not going to.