 Well, what do they say? Happy wife, happy life. No scary injections, no chemical dependency for the rest of your life. Just five protein-rich meals a day that help you burn the flat. You know me, guys. I'm a wicked sweet tooth. I love my fried food. I'm down to a size 36 in my blue jeans. I haven't been that since I was in my 20s, and it feels amazing.