 Now, I don't think we need to spend much more time explaining why Trump didn't arrange to be shot in the head. It's the kind of conspiracy theory that debunks itself. I think the slightly more interesting question is why these people are humiliating themselves by advancing this moronic theory in the first place. Partly, it's their basic instinct to demonize Trump at every turn, in every situation, reflexively, no matter what happens. We know that, but...