 Just as I'm telling it, I'm like, yeah, this story is amazing, actually. Actually, this is like an incredible tale to be capped off with becoming vice president and maybe president eventually. I think his story is a very, very compelling one. All right. What's the story about his beard? That's the real story. I want to be as efficient as possible here because there's so much hilarity in this story. But I'll just go off of how far I got so far. Here, let me just...