 Stephen Colbert has John Dickerson. And Kenan Thompson will be on with Seth Meyers. And if you missed it last night, here's your late-night highlight. Starbucks was giving away free reusable straw to everyone who bought a cold drink. Yeah, free straw. All you got to do is buy the $9 iced coffee first. Free straw? Are you kidding me? Meanwhile, Dunkin' Donuts will puncture a hole in the side of your culotta and let you shotgun it like a beer.