 Wait a minute, there's something written on the bottom of it. What does it say? For further details, consult your local newspaper. That's a mighty bad newspaper. Oh, you don't know what you're talking about, you old fossil. Now, that's no way to talk to Grandpa, Clem. After all, he was in the Civil War. Well, my grandpa was in the Civil War, too, but he was neutral. Neutral? Yep.