 Spent four years in the military, military intelligence, deployed to Afghanistan. But right afterwards, there's not a whole lot of jobs for people that can operate machine guns and stuff. Really? On a resume? I wanted to be an accountant, but that just did not look good on the resume. You'd be a pretty good accountant. People would walk in and be like, can I do this? And you'd be like, pull out the machine gun. No. The answer is no.