 Very bold. Very nice mustache. Okay. Now, here's where it starts to get hilarious. The last major party candidate to break the clean-shaven streak was Thomas E. Dewey, who had a dapper little caterpillar on his upper lip and ran unsuccessfully. Guys, give me Thomas Dewey and his, quote, dapper little caterpillar. Look, if you can't win with a dapper little caterpillar on your face, you're doing something wrong. Wow.