 You know, sometimes I read the news and I just can't believe it. It's like somebody's writing a fiction novel. I mean, honestly, if I walked into a boardroom and I said, here's what the book's going to be about. The president has an addicted son and he's addicted to pornography and crack cocaine. He's doing all kinds of shady business deals all around the world. And he leaves his laptop at a computer repair store.