 Try Relief Factor for yourself. Go to relieffactor.com or call 1-800-4-RELIEF and save on your first order. That's 1-800-4-RELIEF. Why'd the kid jump off the boat? I don't know. Why? Peer pressure. Good one, Ned. Ned isn't funny, but Ned owns a boat and you don't. So every time Ned tells another one of his unfunny boat puns, you're going to laugh loud and keep on laughing until you get a boat of your own.