 Reports have emerged of seagulls brawling and erratically waddling into the road, which, as you can imagine, doesn't end well for them or the drivers. Wow. I had never heard of this one before. We know seagulls, we get a lot of seagull stories from the UK. They're especially rough there. But I've never heard of this one where they get drunk and just start fighting with each other. Listen, at the...