 When they sold out American jobs and killed the Keystone Pipeline, it kept me up all night worrying about how we'd pay our bills. But then I got Bidentica, and I've never slept better. Sometimes when I get hopped up on sugar, my parents give me Bidentica so I pass out. Other times they give it to me during the day, probably so they can do the deed. Through it all, you've got to keep your sense of humor. Okay.