 I'm starting a beard about three weeks in. I've never been a beard guy, you know. How many years you've had your beard? You've had it for many years, right? Oh, forever. Forever, since I got married. The last time I was completely clean-shaven was 1993, somewhere thereabouts. Oh, yeah, long, long, long, long, long time since I've been. My chin has felt the colder hot air.