 He thought Dinty Moore's beef stew was like a gourmet meal. Well, let's be honest. It is delicious. It's not bad. I'm not kidding. I'm like, listen, you can argue a lot of things. Dinty Moore's pretty good. The canned corned beef hash used to make me vomit. I can't take it. I like corned beef hash from back in the day. I'm not going to lie. In a can? Yeah, my grandfather used to eat it. Out of a can?