 I'm going to the tent like everybody else. I'm buying my little, you know, basket full of fireworks. I'm taking them home. I'm lighting my fireworks all in one day, and that is it. I don't need any more else. I don't need anything else when it comes to firework. That's not how Firework Guy sees it. Firework Guy thinks it's his responsibility to put on a show for the rest of us. Firework Guy is convinced that this holiday is about him. No, it's not.