 Text and eat. Text and catch the bus. Text and miss your stop. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Text and be late to work. Sorry I'm late. Text and work. Text and pretend to work. Text and act surprised when someone calls you out for not working. Who, me? Text and meet up with a friend you haven't seen in forever. Hi. Oh, hey. Text and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.