 That's what I do for a living. I'm Elton John. Which is a perfectly reasonable answer if you're Elton John. The owner said he wasn't happy about the whizzing, but said that Elton was pretty cool otherwise. Elton did end up buying two pairs of sneakers for his boys and took a picture for the store and then shook hands with the owner. They're filthy anyway. We don't know if he washed before that or not.