 In fact, Garrett Coles may still be worth the money. I only pay like $125, I think. There you go. But it's a Pirate water. A Yankee fan may still be willing to buy it off you for $126 so you can make a buck on a deal. Yeah, I want you to be excited for Paul Skeens. I want all Pirate fans like Alice here to be excited for Paul Skeens. I'm just saying...