 Welcome to Staples, young man. Tomorrow's my big day. Big day? First grade. Aww. Well, you know, Staples has crayons, markers, glue. I need a laptop. Oh, yeah, sure. With Staples Hot Deals, you can save up to $300 on select PCs for school. Wait, wait. The finances, our mom's department. Right. I'm looking for performance, like a Core i7 processor. Boy, first grade has really changed.