 Elder Abuse Barbie comes with her own fancy plane because she's addicted to flying around the world and pandering to minorities. As distinct as the bocadas of the Bronx and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio. And she makes so many decisions about her husband's health, some people think Elder Abuse Barbie is a real doctor. Dr. Jill becomes a surgeon general. She's a hell of a doctor. She's an amazing doctor.