 Is there something about Billy Joel that I don't know that makes him a terrible person? And usually the answer is... Well, good people don't write songs like you do. I can't explain it to other people. I just know that that's the way you feel, David, and I want to validate your feelings and understand that you feel that way. I don't quite understand it, but they are your feelings. That should be Leah Thomas' theme song, though.