 Alright, listen up, shingles. We've been protecting this roof for years. It's been a weird winter. Enough is enough. Seriously, it was hot, it was cold, it was wet, it was dry. I'm springing more leaks than the government. Why? I'm so damp. Mold and mildew are my new BFFs. Look at all the trouble that's popping up now. Are you shingling me? Looks like we have a protest.