 I'll just set it up for you. There's going to be a big vote at the club, and it's all related to what's going on currently, and see if you find this as funny as I did. You are probably well aware the upcoming election for our Greens committee chair is a mere three months away. Okay, so it's very important, right? This could be the most important election in our club's history. That's why I was so troubled to learn at last evening's committee meeting that our current chairman...