 I see. Well, that beats me, kids. I could have sworn that story was in this edition. Because when I turned the page with the Johnson Wax ad on it... Hey, did you notice the headline on this ad? It says, Is your living room really living? Do your windowsills, lampshades, floors, furniture, and woodwork sparkle with that Johnson Wax beauty treatment? Then it goes on to say that Johnson's Wax is such a labor-saving product... Look, Waxy. Eh? You must realize that there's very little you can tell us about Johnson's Wax.