 So you're holding the magazine up to your face. Uh-huh. So he won't see me? Just so it's clear what we're describing here, Valerie is holding the magazine to her face so the top of the magazine is near her hairline. So she's like a nearly blind monk trying to squint at words in a Bible. Or like an extra in an old musical where, I don't know, Skye Masterson or Annie Mame or whoever is going to walk into a subway car and everybody in the car has a magazine held up to his or her face so that they can pull them down on cue and start singing.