 If I were a lobster just living my crustacean life, my dream day would involve some scuttling around on the ocean floor and then, uh, pinching stuff maybe? I'm sorry, I really don't know what lobsters enjoy, but I'm pretty sure I know what they do not dream of. Becoming the centerpiece of a $24.99 feast that also features rubbery shrimp prepared three different but confusingly similar ways,