 How would you like to be a CNN regular? You're a lefty. You got your Birkenstocks on. You're wearing your tie-dyed T-shirt. You're driving around in your Prius with the Save the Whales bumper sticker on the back of your car. And you sit down with your overpriced cup of latte from Starbucks to watch Jake Tapper. And Jake Tapper scorches...