 I feel like I'm on the hot seat here. But, no, I have never watched a hole of golf on television. Not one hole. Never. You've never watched the Masters. You've never watched the U.S. Open. Not a single solitary hole of golf. No. Your dad, who I believe is a monster golfer, is right now. He's disowned me many times over this specific issue. He absolutely loves golf. Like, loves golf.