 Learn more about what we do at WoundedWarriorProject.org. There are good excuses and bad excuses. But there are no excuses for driving drunk. Ever. Including these. I'm not going far. Look at me. I can touch my nose. I did jumping jacks to sober up. I'll be home before I'm legally drunk. I ate like 10 hot dogs to soak up the booze. The truth is, there's no good reason to drink and drive.