 All right, a year ago last May, I announced here on the show that I was going to be out for a week or so because I had to have a cornea transplant in my right eye. Let me back up. When I was about 12 years old, I was on the playground, and you know how your mom says, oh, be careful, you're going to poke your eye out? Well, I was on the playground, and this kid ran at me with a stick and actually...