 Just a dumb idea because what's going to happen is you'll put it on, it'll work maybe for a few days, but it's going to go bad very quickly because it's immediately going to start to oxidize. The one thing you can try, Adam, and this is just from my own experience, if you can find the UV protectant, you can try all of the other stuff. You can try the toothpaste. You can try all sorts of stuff, but if you...