 The Darren Striblo Comedy Show. I went to college. Any college students? And the rest of you GEDs, come on. I was an English major. An English major. My favorite author was Cliff Notes. I did not read one book. The first guy to say, you know, to make a long story short, Cliff Notes. I didn't even learn English. I can't speak it that way. Knock, knock. Whom's there? Whatever.