 Because he's out there, he's making a joke about it, saying, oh, please, you know, he has the oversized bandage that he didn't have when he was golfing on Sunday, which he wasn't golfing on Sunday. There's no verifiable proof that Donald Trump did not have a bandage on his ear. I assume he did have a bandage on his ear on Sunday. Guys become kook Skywalker. There you go. Good one.