 Dimrod's in the news. Man, I'll try to follow along with this one. This was a week ago. A 32-year-old guy got arrested near New Orleans for identity theft. His real name, and sort of unique, is Renandison Parfait. Okay? Renandison Parfait. Yes. He matched the description of someone who had been using fraudulent credit cards around town, and someone at a store called it in.