 They made us do those school plays. No religious plays. They made us do Romeo and Juliet one year. Can you picture me doing Shakespeare? Listen to me. Listen to this voice. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou? And what are you, blind, stupid? I'm right here. Yeah, Shakespeare in New York, you know. Oh, what brick through yonder car window dost thou break? To be or not to be, mind your business, all right?