 A new law in New Hampshire bans transgender athletes for grades 5 through 12 from teams aligned with their gender identity. The law requires schools to designate teams as girls, boys, or co-ed. All right, listen up, shingles. We've been protecting this roof for years. It's been a weird winter. Enough is enough. Seriously, it was hot, it was cold, it was wet, it was dry. I'm springing more leaks than the government.