 Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I'd thank you not to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew, we'd appreciate Take a bite, maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not burp, or I'll set you straight Eat the food, I put up on your plate Get an A, get the door, don't be smart with me Get a grip, get a hero, meow, two, three Get a job, get a life, get a PhD, get goals, goals, goals