 If I went and danced on that grass, what would happen? Well, if you look around all the security guards, you'd probably get wrestled to the ground and carried out, probably by gate five and never to be seen again. That failed threat was from Neil Stubbley, the man in charge of growing Wimbledon's courts. So, yes, this surface is so precious that I wasn't even allowed to stand on it to have a conversation about it. Neil is serious about making this grass the best it can be.