 When the going gets tough. Damn it, this is too hard. The dumb get dumber. All right, Dan. It's Nimrods in the News on the Martley, Van Camp, and Robbins Show. I love the poorly educated. All right. Nimrods in the News. No, it's Nimrods in the News time. Quiet. All right. This is how a Florida 35-year-old woman arrested. Why? Assaulting her boyfriend.